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The Totally PG-13 Grab Bag Meme

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[Sample Scenarios]

1. The Totally Family-Friendly Public Baths/Spa! Take care not to step on the granny or grandpa snoozing in the corner, please... They also have very nice therapeutic massages, too!

2. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Tentecle Monster and other Tentecled Critters!

3. The Totally (up to) PG-13...Sex Demons? Well, why not.

4. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Sex Androids!

5. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Dating and Shippin'! Movie dates, Amusement Park dates, Pool dates, Spa dates...

6. The Totally (up to) PG-13 Kiinky Stuff! Come on, everybody, use your imagination...

7. Anything Else (as long as it's up to PG-13!)

[How To]

1. Post as your character, logged in or anon.

2. If you're posting logged in, please write down the name and canon/fandom of the character in the subject line, and also if they're canon, AU, crossover or OC, etc. Please also write down preferences, scenarios, etc in the comment box.

3. Anon characters may de-anon any time the muns wish. It is also all right not to de-anon to the end of the thread.

4. Tag, thread and have fun!

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[There is a ~~tentecle monster~~ a person with lots of tentacles waiting at the entrance of an amusement park, with a red carnation and and newspaper in it's tentacles.]

[It wonders who's going to show up for this blind date...]

[Lo, a foul hair-frying smell heralds the arrival of the Rubbish Monster!]

Hi. A tree child got stuck to my glop, and the letters told me to come here. Someone wants to meet me. Do you know who I'm looking for?

[He gucks and seethes, which tends to bother a lot of people, though he didn't understand why.]

[Somebody pokes the rubbish monster from behind him.]

That would be me you're looking for...

[And a female Rubbish Monster smiles at him winsomely through the discarded lipsticks ornamenting her hair.]

[The male Rubbish Monster turns and dribbles egg rot.]

Oh! Hello. You are the first time I have experienced such protein fibers on something like me. I think that is rather beautiful, but I feel the need to be beautiful for you. A person led me to a day spa once, but everyone inside left. They got tree childs, too, though I did not sense them.

[He looks at the flower-holding fellow. 'Looks' though he has no eyes.]

Since you seem to be waiting for someone like she was, how about we meet each other? Then none of us will be alone.

[The tentecle monster, however, has a cellphone out and appears to be tactically retreating from the scene fast enough to leave a doppeler echo.]

I am very sorry, but I must go - an unpredicted emergency, you see!

[It calls out from the distance, right before disappearing entirely.]

...Oh, that is too bad...

[The female garbage monster says, looking after where the bundle of tentecles had gone.]

So many people develop emergencies when I try to talk to them...I have wondered if I was attracting bad luck to them!

[She then smiles, and nudges closer to the male garbage monster.]

But you do not have any emergencies right now, correct?

[The male Rubbish Monster blurps and writhes sadly.]

I hope his flower doesn't age and die like people do. I've noticed that, too - people seem busy a lot. I hope they rest like mosses. But I'm sure it's not your fault.

[He squirches in awkwardity.]

No. What's there to worry about? Well, let's go on in and see what's here.

[The ticket men's consciousness have long since stepped out for a breather. And given the concentration of revolting smot, they will be glad to be unconscious for a while. The male Rubbish Monster schooches through the turny gate.]

What a big place! Do you think they'll have things for us?

It's...It's so beautiful!

[Says the young man reverantly tracing his finger over a wine bottle.]

Those curves... And those colors...

[Another young man slides up from the ethersphere.]

But how does it taste?

[He tilts his head, staring.]

[That's some epic hot Skitty-on-Wailord action, right there...]

[This guy here mimicks the head-tilting and the staring, but he is staring in incomprehension.]

Uwah! I want one for a pet!

It's...It's awful!

[The succubi sniffed.]

I'm feeling so smothered...All those clothes!

Don't be silly, you looked perfectly fine in that ice cream chain uniform!

...I do?

But...how would I get you know who to even notice me, all covered up like this!?

Trust me, sweet stuff, sometimes less is more!

Can you make your assets a wee bit smaller? It'll fit the uniform better that way...

...Like this?

[Boom! Her 'assets' are now half their former size.]

...Weeell, maybe a little bigger then that...

You want your uniform to be a wee bit tight, you see. Just not so tight that it's right in your face.

Oh, so like this, you mean!

[Boom!]

Yes, exactly!

And now you're all ready to go, except...

[Some eyestalks go and eye the female demon's undergarments.]

...You know, I don't think black silk really fits with this outfit...

What about white cotton? That's a classic!

Mission 117, Amusement Park Date, accepted.

Will now proceed to West Entrace of amusement park.

[This is a succubus.]

[This is a succubus who is trying to take her half mortal kid to kindergarden for the first time ever.]

[Nervewracking? You betcha.]

[He's walking along with her, but flailing and wrenching himself in random directions the whole way.]

Mom! Mom Mom Mom! Why do I have to interact with those other kids? They won't be nearly as cool as demons!

[Condom packages for balloon animals and water balloons? Check.

Fuzzy pink handcuffs? Check.

This prank party for two is ready to be started.

The girl presses a hand to her face to stifle her giggles as she lays in wait behind a bush, waiting for her partner-in-crime.]

[And the partner in crime turns up just on schedule.]

See me and despair, for I am the great and glorious... Tuxedo Bunny!

[The girl indeed does look very nice in the tux bunny body suit, complete with floppy ears and a cottontail.]

The steam rises in the public onsen (that's Japanese for bath), and would occlude the figure rising out of it but for its aura of PURE VIRGIN POWER. It is a withered old man, clad in naught but a small cloth. And though he is stooped and his skin looks like a leather jacket that was left out in intermittently rainy weather for a couple weeks, he seems to glow with health. You can feel mysterious energy radiating from that sunken chest.

"You must be the one...the legendary virgin i've been waiting to train!"

Indeed, this Unit has not performed it's primarily function yet, even once!

[Something that looks like a doll made of plastic putty rolls over to the old man, stands up, and bows.]

What kind of shape do you wish this unit to take?

[It is already starting to change into a buxon young woman in a yukata.]

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