16 August 2012 @ 12:13 am


FLOATING LANTERN MEME

>WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN CUZ IT'S BEEN A MONTH
>SO DON'T BITCH ABOUT MEMES BEING REPEATED
>LAST TIME on "I gave that bitch a lantern, bitches love lanterns"
>so yeah same rules as last time
>you're on a awesome gondola with one other person
>you can't escape
>basically this is the floating lantern scene from Tangled
>if you don't know what that's like here's the scene everyone creams their pants over 
>SPOILERS IT'S CHEESY AS FUCK
>and it's really fucking romantic but hey it can be platonic too because why the fuck not
>I swear to God if you post kids fucking in a boat I am going to punch you in the gonads
>HAVE AT IT.


originally posted by [personal profile] misandrist
 
 
DG
16 August 2012 @ 11:09 am
♥The BAD Pickup Line Meme♥







1- Post with your character! Include your characters name, series, and any personal prefs you have.



2- Your character has gotten the sudden urge to use the worst pickup line imaginable on the next
person they see (aka those other people you will be tagging!) whether they like it or not.

○Make up your own line or generate one!



3- See where things go from there!



Bonus Points for hitting on someone completely random, someone you've
never tagged before or someone way out of your character's normal
preferences or comfort zone!
 

 
 
Dream
16 August 2012 @ 11:18 am
The Love Potion Number 9 Meme


Congratulations, you've been chosen to participate in an experiment for GREAT SCIENCE! You've gotten one trial sized spritz bottle of a 'love potion'. Take it and see how it goes, just be sure to report back the effects at the end of the day. This is for science, after all.

Note: We are not responsible for any ill effects of using these potions, you accept full responsibility for any actions taken by you or others due to the effects of the experiment.

Steps:

#1: Post with your character name and fandom, include your preferences and what potions you'd rather not deal with (or would really like to)
#2: Optionally include if you'd rather be the one to take the potion or the one being affected.
#3: Others post and roll or choose a potion!
#4: They may or may not have realized they're part of the experiment, it's up to you.
#5: See where it goes - the effects tend to last a few hours to a day.

Love Potion #

1 - Intrigue - There's just something about this person once they introduced themselves that made you curious, and now you'd like to know more about them by any means necessary. Questioning, interrogation, or more extreme methods, you want answers and you want them now.
2 - Obedience - Anyone who hears you will be compelled to listen to anything you say. You're that persuasive.
3 - Truth - It just wouldn't feel right not to answer any question you ask, you're just too nice. And you certainly can't lie. It's one hundred percent truth time.
4 - Stalker - They had you at hello. And like any give and take, you have them. No one else should even be allowed to look at them, whether they like it or not.
5 - Repulsion - Ugh. They might have been okay at first but as soon as they opened their mouth stupid came out and now you can't even stand to look at them. Or think about them. Or maybe even know they're breathing.
6 - Trust - There's something about the way they speak that makes you sure you could trust this person with absolutely anything. Your life, your deepest, darkest secrets, difficult choices...not so difficult choices. They don't have to ask, you're there for them because you know they'll be there for you.
7 - Lust - You might not have noticed at first, but as soon as they speak pure animal attraction takes over. You absolutely must have them right now and nothing is going to get in the way. Certainly not little things like walls and locked doors or not knowing the person or whether or not they're interested.
8 - Obsession - No matter what you might have thought of them before, once they spoke you realized...these people are the perfect beings. There's no words for how amazing they are. You love, love, love them! You'll do anything for them just to see them smile or just to be there or just to hear them speak. You positively adore them in every possible way that a person can adore someone else..
9 - True Feelings - Nothing's changed at all except that everything that's been in the way, whatever excuses or obstacles you've had between loving or hating this person is gone, and it's time to act on that.
10 - Mystery - It's never been tested before. Anything could happen! (Pick one or make one up!)

[originally from here]
 
 
16 August 2012 @ 11:29 am
 
THE MASTER&PET MEME

HERE
[community profile] the_love_hotel 
 
 
you'll like the way we meme
16 August 2012 @ 11:34 am


image sauce


RULES ARE SIMPLE.

✏ Click here
✏ Pick an FML that suits your tastes. (Or don't go random. I ain't gonna judge)
✏ Post with your character and that FML.
✏ That's the scenario.
✏ Respond to others.
✏ LAMENT LIFE
✏ Let the crack flow
 
 
enthymeme
16 August 2012 @ 01:32 pm

The Market


Ah, a new customer! Welcome, welcome to the Market!

Not much of a name? Why, what do you mean? It's quite concise and descriptive, I assure you, for this is a place for buying-- and buying the finest specimens of, hm, indentured servitude, I assure you, that you might find anywhere in the multiverse. Yes, yes, I've heard the nicknames before, but I assure you, this is the Market and so it shall remain for as long as those of discerning tastes and, ahem, if I dare say, deep pocketbooks, require what we have to offer.

For here we can offer you whatever it is that you wish, whatever you can dream of, anything. For a price, of course, but you wouldn't be here if you weren't able to pay....

slave market style meme, potential triggers ahead )
 
 
Son Goku
16 August 2012 @ 01:57 pm
The FAMILY Meme
How does it work? Simple! Choose a relationship (or roll for one, if it suits your fancy), and then RNG for a situation! That, or just go straight for whatever situation appeals to you. These are all fairly vague: just something to start you off! 


Parent-Child

     1. Rock-a-Bye How do you get a fussy child to sleep? Read them a story, sing them a lullaby, or just let them stay up until they exhaust themselves? Whatever the choice, it is time for bed. 

     2. For The First Time You've never met this person in your life, but it turns out they're one of the two reasons you exist. Maybe they walked out when you were young. Maybe they never knew you were born. Whatever the reason, it is now time to meet them. 

     3. Past Midnight That curfew was set for a reason. Now it's two AM, and your kid is just now dragging in. Maybe they're drunk. Or got into a fight. Or just had way too much fun snogging their new love interest. It's time for them to face the music. 

     4. New Home It's the first day of your new life together, as parent and child. Whether it's through adoption, a basket on the front steps, or a wish come true, both of you are going to have to learn to take your steps together. 

     5. Holiday It could be Christmas, Easter, or just a birthday, but it is time to celebrate! Get together for some good old-fashioned family fun. 

     6.Take To Work Day What your parents do for a living is the quickest thing that can turn a kid from boring to the coolest on the block. So whatever the job, from accountant to zookeeper, go to work!

     7. You're Not My Real Dad Being a step-parent (or step-child, for that matter) can be tough. Problem is, you're stuck with each other. So whether you're yelling or just having an awkward conversation, it is time to work things out. 

     8. Unexpected Guardian So you're not the parenting type. Too bad. Situation calls for someone to step up to the plate and look out for this kid, and you're the only one near base. Have fun with that. 



Siblings

     1. Protective Big Sibling Okay, look. No one gets to mess with your sibling but you. Your little brother or sister is in trouble; let them know you're going to be the one to take care of it. 

     2. Ruining The Night So your sibling has a hot date. You know what that calls for? Making their lives a living hell. 

     3. Newcomer Who is this new kid in your house? Your family has adopted, and now you have to call this stranger family. Welcome them into the house, or let them know how much they aren't wanted. 

     4. Blood Brothers So maybe you aren't really related to this person. That doesn't matter. You're going to change that, right now. In this moment, you will become family. Nothing can break this bond. 

     5. Middle of the Night It's the middle of the night. Your car is broken down, or you're drunk, or you need bailed out, or you just got beat up, or someone just broke up with you. Whatever just happened, it's time to call your sibling and hope they can bail you out. 

     6. Sibling Rivalry Nobody understands what jerks siblings can be! Always in your stuff, messing up your relationships, getting in your way -- it's time for an all out brawl, whether that means yelling, pranking, or fists flying. 

     7. Long-Lost Maybe you've heard of this person. Or maybe they are entirely new to you. However, you've gotten the information that you're more than strangers: you're family. Welcome to each other's lives. 

     8. All Alone Once your family was whole. Or maybe it never truly was. Whatever the case, the world is a big, dangerous place, and you've only got one person left to rely on: your sibling. 




Uncle/Aunt-Niece/Nephew

     1. Sent Away There's something bad going on at home, and you've been sent away to "safety." Problem is, how safe is this relative really? Are they the kooky, cool kind of Aunt, or are they a crazed Uncle after your fortune? Time to find out. 

     2. Taking You In Something's happened to your niece/nephew's parents, and it's time to step up and do your family duty. They've got nowhere else to go, after all. 

     3. The One We Don't Talk About So maybe the family is a little bit...ashamed of you. You're a bit mad, or you've done something they just don't like. Yet you want to be part of your niece/nephew's life, and whatever their parents say, you'll find a way. 

     4. Grand Adventure Maybe you came out of nowhere, or maybe you've just been keeping secrets. But you aren't an ordinary aunt/uncle, and it's time to take your niece or nephew on a very wild ride. 

     5. Like A Parent To Me Sure, you have parents, but this person is who your parents should be like -- or maybe who you feel should be your parent in the first place. Let them know how you feel about them. 

     6. Don't Tell Mom Aunts and Uncles have special qualities. Like, sometimes, being a bit more lenient than Mom and Dad might be. So you have a, er, sensitive problem? It's time to run to them. 



In A Relationship

     1. New Baby On The Way The panicking is already over, but there are still preparations to be made. Maybe you need to set up the nursery, or you've got the best idea for your soon-to-be child's name. 

     2. Romeo & Juliet You love this person. Perhaps more than life itself. But it is time to break the bad news: your family will never approve. 

     3. I Think I Might Be Pregnant Somehow, you are pregnant. And you think you know who the father is...time to break the news. 

     4. While You Were Away You've been gone years, only to come back and find your beloved has a child...with your eyes. 


Other
     Of course, you are free to make up your own scenario, or do a relationship not done here! "
 
 
16 August 2012 @ 03:59 pm
MIDFUCK MEME


♋ Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot? sex.

1. Between These Sheets 
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
Your pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread 
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture 
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size 
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part 
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree 
A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream. 
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy.

taken from [info]sexhibitionists
 
 
ℳaury ℙovich ❧
16 August 2012 @ 04:24 pm


98% Baby-Daddy Drama, 2% Strange Shit

Well, somehow along the line you’ve messed up enough to be publically humiliated by a kind old man and a boisterous audience. But what did you do? What will those green room tapes reveal? Will part of your check be divvied out to raise your growing army of illegitimate children or will it be the next five guys brought to the show to be tested? The manila envelope knows all.


Standard “How To”s Ensue

1. Post with your character, canon, preferences. You know the deal.

2. Others will roll from RNG for a possible scenario.

3. Tag around—this is the Maury Show.

(You know you knocked up more than one of the guests you dirty thing you.)


Scenarios
  

Step on up to the freak show. )
 

 


 
 
Krystle Harrison
16 August 2012 @ 08:54 pm
Welcome to the future. Unfortunately, it's not all it's cracked up to be. The very definition of the term cyberpunk is "high tech, low life." These are worlds defined by poverty or absolute control, where the net is your only escape from the troubles of the world. Cyborgs, metahumans, AIs, corporations with undisputed power are what's being served out here. Do you have what it takes to survive?

To get started, you can create a scenario for yourself, or merely go to the Random Number Generator and choose a pre-made one for you and your partner, or you can even leave your comment blank and let respondents pick, I'm not going to tell you how to decide, it's just a meme, calm down.

options - cut to save space )

Anything I forgot, go ahead and play it. Make your own world, your own personalities. Have fun!

[Snagged from AegisDetective on LJ - posted here over a month ago]
 
 
Erika Vogel ~ Liechtenstein
16 August 2012 @ 09:40 pm


The glory of Rome! The pageantry of medieval times! The etiquette of the Regency era! The glamour of the twenties, the free-wheeling of the seventies, and - of course - the final frontier of the future.


It's here at [community profile] barrettes