Bad Pickup Line Meme

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♥The BAD Pickup Line Meme♥

♥1- Post with your character! Include your characters name, series, and any personal prefs you have.



♥2- Your character has gotten the sudden urge to use the worst pickup line imaginable on the next
person they see (aka those other people you will be tagging!) whether they like it or not.

○Make up your own line or generate one!



♥3- See where things go from there!



Bonus Points for hitting on someone completely random, someone you've
never tagged before or someone way out of your character's normal
preferences or comfort zone!
 

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abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

[oh yeah; hit on the sixteenth president of the united states, the great emancipator. do it.]

[sinister_blade]

[I wanna see someone use pickup line on her. *dies laughing*]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[It's his birthday. Come at him.]

[koneko_chan]

[That was usually not anything she'd do, but she got kinda challenged into trying a pick-up line by her friends and she couldn't decline, not with her warrior spirit at stake. That didn't mean that she wasn't terribly embarrassed by doing this.]

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

[edgar_roni]

[Wait. What's this? Someone's coming on to him? And a cute one at that. Oh ho!

Edgar just grins.]

Oh, my heart is a-flutter.

[See what he did there?

Unable to control himself, he took hold of her hands, either unaware or indifferent to the fact that she's probably not sincere or just under a dare from her friends.]

My name is Edgar and I must say, you are quite fine.

[koneko_chan]

[Oh, he was really jumping on that line? She should be happy about this, considering it would prove she could do it like any other girl as well, but she actually hadn't made any plans how to handle this further. She blushed a bit more when he took a hold of her hands and she tried to avoid his gaze.]

M-my name is Guan Yu. It's nice to meet you. You really think I'm fine? [Humans usually didn't react too fondly of her catears.]

[edgar_roni]

[Her reaction only seemed to rile him up that much more, evidenced by the way his grin curled into a smirk. Shyness in a woman was so cute -- a sign of modesty, innocence and, in some cases, something hidden...

And the catears were a nice, cute touch. Too preoccupied with looking at her directly, he simply thought they were a headband.]

Of course. I think you are absolutely beautiful.

[koneko_chan]

Beautiful, you're saying...

[On the other hand, this guy seemed to have not much shame when it came to talking towards women. She gave her best attempt at a smile in a situation like this and tried to start up a conversation.]

What are you working as, Edgar?

[edgar_roni]

[Indeed, Edgar was pretty shameless with regards to flirting. He thought it added to his charm.]

Yes, beautiful. You ought to believe me. Confidence is a wonderful thing.

[He still held onto one of her hands and began tracing a tiny circle in the center of her palm.]

Are you inquiring as to my occupation?

[For husband research, he hopes.]

Rise Kujikawa | Persona 4

[idole]

[ Someone could use a pickup line on her, or she could use one on someone else; whichever way is preferred! ]

[okei]

[Ahem. This is not usually his thing but, whatever. He clears his throat again and "smoothly" approaches her as one hand combs back his hair. Yes, this's his attempt to look cool.]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch. Because every time I see you, you turn me on.

[idole]

[ Well it's not the first time she's heard some cheesy line, and she's pretty sure it won't be the last. Such is the life of a teen idol.

Either way, Rise can't help but roll her eyes, even as she gives a small chuckle. ]

Wow, has that line ever actually worked before?

[okei]

No. Not really.

[Her rejection doesn't sting. As bad. Because, hey, he subscribes to the you never know till you try doctrine.]

But you have to admit: it's a pretty bold thing to say to a complete stranger. Right?

Thorfinn son of Thors ♦ Vinland Saga

[emovikingninjapirate]

((little emo viking teen has probably never even flirted in his life so... awkward ahoy!))

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

Claire 'Hawkeye' Barton (Rule!63) / MCU

[dontcallmekatniss]

Clint Barton / MCU

[aimtrue]

Zatanna Zatara ⟡ Young Justice

[backwordscompatible]

[asterbatics]

[It is totally Zee's fault that her school happens to be hosting the local Mathlete Tournament, and that she was walking around in a close enough distance that Dick - because he is Dick right now. Dick Grayson. - can slide on right up to her, confidence of a hero, and say:]

My my, aren't you one well-defined function.

[eyebrow waggle]

[backwordscompatible]

[Of course it's her fault. Because clearly, not being a part of any study bodies or really having an opinion one way or another carried all the weight in the decision.]

[Truthfully, she could have cared less and would have been content to hang out on the bleachers for the majority of the afternoon event...when a certain boy waltzed right up to her with a line that made her raise an eyebrow in amusement.]

Excuse me?

[asterbatics]

[He grins at her look, leaning back on one of his arms on the bleacher seat.]

All I'm saying is that on a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi.

[backwordscompatible]

[She rests her chin in one hand, balancing it on her knee, and gives him a look right back.]

I'm guessing that's a good thing?

[asterbatics]

Definitely. [He's just going to give you a nice grin.]

I'm Richard, by the way.

[backwordscompatible]

[Something about that grin seems familiar, but she can't quite place it.]

Zatanna.

Which school are you from?

Gamzee Makara || Homestuck (4 Chords)

[bard_of_fuck]

[What's sad is that he'll probably love crappy pick-up lines.]