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you'll like the way we meme ([personal profile] memeswearhouse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-08-16 11:34 am
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RULES ARE SIMPLE.

✏ Click here
✏ Pick an FML that suits your tastes. (Or don't go random. I ain't gonna judge)
✏ Post with your character and that FML.
✏ That's the scenario.
✏ Respond to others.
✏ LAMENT LIFE
✏ Let the crack flow
journalnaming: (ANGRY PACMAN)

Flint Lockwood ☢ Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs ☢ OTA

[personal profile] journalnaming 2012-08-16 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

[personal profile] sciose 2012-08-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
...that's not very tactful.
butwedonot: (Excuse me kind whore Mama's busy)

Charles Xavier | X-Men: First Class

[personal profile] butwedonot 2012-08-16 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ #16204397 ] Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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doctorbatman: (worry)

[personal profile] doctorbatman 2012-08-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh OW. Are you alright? Got ice on it?

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thepoweroflove: (Roll eyes)

Marty McFly | Back to the Future

[personal profile] thepoweroflove 2012-08-16 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
gottathinkbigtobebig: (the pony)

[personal profile] gottathinkbigtobebig 2012-08-17 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's so lame! Sometimes I think teachers just enjoy torturing us, it's like they have nothing better to do.
iam_ironwoman: (rough day)

Toni Stark | MCU (AU) | OTA

[personal profile] iam_ironwoman 2012-08-16 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
vaticancameo: (Mind Palace)

[personal profile] vaticancameo 2012-08-18 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
It must have been impressive. I find that members of the judicial system don't generally swear in court, as a rule.

I must admit to some curiosity.
merlinian: (FACEPALM)

david stutler | the sorcerer's apprentice | ota

[personal profile] merlinian 2012-08-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I had to perform a lab in front of my bio class. I was mixing chemicals, when someone made a comment saying "What if it blows up?." Hearing it, I gave a 2 minute explanation about how it was impossible for it to explode. Two seconds later, the entire beaker exploded in my face. FML
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this thread. :333

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bwah. /pets Tony ;_;

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okei: Thank you, Kalina! ([por] hang dog)

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA

[personal profile] okei 2012-08-16 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
doctorbatman: (irritated)

Dr. McNinja | Adventures of Dr McNinja | OTA

[personal profile] doctorbatman 2012-08-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
makemyday: (Grinnn)

[personal profile] makemyday 2012-08-17 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't the laws of human nature wonderful?
Sounds like something from a really very slapstick cartoon, if you ask me, though. You sure you weren't dreaming?

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Clark Kent || Smallville

[personal profile] ex_doeswhatsright717 2012-08-16 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML
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thehammerismypenis: (pic#3957501)

Thor Odinson | Marvel

[personal profile] thehammerismypenis 2012-08-16 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
battlemaiden: (battle grin)

Re: Thor Odinson | Marvel

[personal profile] battlemaiden 2012-08-16 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
This is what you get for living in Midgard.

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iam_ironwoman: (alright then)

[personal profile] iam_ironwoman 2012-08-17 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That happened to me once, but with less beard and more ass.

First time I've ever enjoyed firing someone.
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bloodbrothers: (As I fall on my face)

Loki Laufeyson | MCU

[personal profile] bloodbrothers 2012-08-16 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help.
battlemaiden: (battle grin)

Re: Loki Laufeyson | MCU

[personal profile] battlemaiden 2012-08-16 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Your rubber ducky is adorable!

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abetteryoda: (side view)

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[personal profile] abetteryoda 2012-08-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
britta_ftw: ([troy] hug/i will segregate this school)

Britta Perry | Community

[personal profile] britta_ftw 2012-08-16 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
big_laundry: (Need to shield my face from the stupid)

Heinz Doofenshmirtz | Phineas and Ferb

[personal profile] big_laundry 2012-08-16 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
doesntdomuch: (Default)

[personal profile] doesntdomuch 2012-08-16 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[So he's assuming that they "forgot" you there and said they were going to pick you up within three years?]

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zestful: (pic#1717409)

Kagamine Rin | Vocaloid (SPICE!)

[personal profile] zestful 2012-08-16 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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afoolsjourney: (You don't look so good)

[personal profile] afoolsjourney 2012-08-17 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch. But at least they didn't find out what it was, right?
wantstosparkle: (14)

Bella Swan | Twilight

[personal profile] wantstosparkle 2012-08-16 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
manicpixiedreamgirl: (11: Cutie pie)

[personal profile] manicpixiedreamgirl 2012-08-17 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I told you to wear a turtleneck today.

[Why do you never listen?]

You should know to never doubt me, Bells.
asuma: (Default)

Klaus | The Vampire Diaries

[personal profile] asuma 2012-08-16 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

Alaric Saltzman | The Vampire Diaries

[personal profile] ex_ric243 2012-08-16 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
adaptare: (news never sleeps)

Shaun Mason ☢ Newsflesh Trilogy

[personal profile] adaptare 2012-08-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfulls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
constableodo: (fuck me)

Odo | Star Trek: DS9

[personal profile] constableodo 2012-08-16 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I found a place to regenerate after a long day of investigation.

It was a washing machine.
unyieldingebony: (i'm searching for the words)

Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter

[personal profile] unyieldingebony 2012-08-16 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
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constableodo: (well well well)

Re: Scorpius Malfoy | Harry Potter

[personal profile] constableodo 2012-08-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that's something for Odo. He's not a chief of security for nothing.] You have a stalker.

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trickily: (pic#)

Harley Quinn | Suicide Squad (DCnU)

[personal profile] trickily 2012-08-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
constableodo: (are you really pulling this)

Re: Harley Quinn | Suicide Squad (DCnU)

[personal profile] constableodo 2012-08-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Odo sympathizes with the cop here. He's laughing at you.]
pteradactyl: (you realize that's crazy right?)

Kira Ford | Power Rangers: Dino Thunder

[personal profile] pteradactyl 2012-08-17 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
much_rejoicing: (I'll just be back here.)

Bard DeMinstrel | Etrian Odyssey OC

[personal profile] much_rejoicing 2012-08-17 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Today, I got kicked out of the guild.

Again. FML.

I give them three days before they remember they need me.

Lucifel | El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

[personal profile] lucitan 2012-08-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

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...You don't look fat.

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XD Yes, good <3

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That's fine!

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Yay for backtagging :D

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ITT: Lucifel = Such a troll

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XD That he is

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Of course. XD

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