THE NAKED MAN MEME

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Welcome to the NAKED MAN MEME.
Step one: Post with your character's name, series and preferences.
Step two: The poster is trying the NAKED MAN (ie. waiting naked in a crazy bid to get the other in bed) while the commenter is about to walk in. Or the other way round, if you want.
Step three: ????
Step four: Profit.

And remember kids, the Naked Man "works" 2 out of 3 times.

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Brian Kinney ♂ Queer As folk ♂ M/M

[wontlove]

[green_xman]

Victor just stares for a few moments, not entirely sure how to react. After a moment he pulls the door closed behind him.

"So, what did I do to earn this treat?"

Blaine Anderson♪ glee ♪ quite gay but women welcome for the awarked factor?

[cangetsolos]

and awkward you shall have. this is so wrong.

[confused]

[Brittany's doing the "I have pom poms" pose, even though she doesn't have pom poms. She's pretty sure she doesn't actually want this to work, or she would be if she stopped to think about it. There's only one person she really wants to be all naked for, but... She's also got a record to defend.

She's forgotten whatever lesson she learned with Kurt, which makes sense if you live in Brittany's world. She can't just assume this won't work because Blaine's gay.

Gay people are not all the same. That's like racist or something.

Naked!]

Dick Grayson I DCU and Batman I

[holyblankbatman]

[cloned_steel]

[Conner just blinks a few times at first, not expecting the sight before him. Eventually he smirks and closes the door.]

What's going on here?

Matilda Reith; original character; F/M

[pervertedhealer]

*Fuck the silly posing! Matilda just stretches out on the bed, arms folded in front of her and using a pillow to prop her front up a bit. She's completely naked, and while her body has a few scars from cuts and bullet wounds, it's otherwise what most would consider visually appealing.

*There's a metal staff nearby with a strange white orb, which is in arm's reach. Hey, she's naked, so it's just a precaution!*

[grimholdkeeper]

He chose this particular hotel because it's out of the way, with a nice view of the valley nearby. Most of the employees speak no English, but he's fluent in French and German, so he's getting by well enough.

After the second day of hunting in the woods for the last known living unicorn, he returns tired and tattered, burrs in his hair, muck in his shoes.

And there's a woman in his room. Naked.

That she's a rather attractive woman actually makes no difference to him. Almost no difference. It gives him a couple seconds' delay, taking in the view, before he slumps against the door with a harried groan. "You're very pretty, miss, but I think you have the wrong room," he sighs in French.

Akira Inugami | Wolf Guy | F/M

[not_so_big_and_bad]

[jishin]

( SHE WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. )

Ezio Auditore ⚜ Assassin's Creed II

[bello]

I AM DOING THIS FOR YOU

[hugprompting]

[This is Leonardo, walking into his workshop with his arms full of paper and new quills and ink pots, ready to get to work sketching his latest invention.

This is Leonardo, seeing Ezio.

This is Leonardo, very nearly dropping everything he's holding and scrambling for the ink pots, saving them just in time and sparing his desk and workshop floor.]

--Ezio?

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

Ichigo Kurosaki | Bleach

[suppressthedark]

[Mmm yep, this is the dumbest idea he's EVER HAD.

So dumb.


...And yet he really doesn't want to get out the the bed and put some damn clothes on.

...Also he should have locked his door. OH WELL.]

crying

[burntviolet]

[... Hanako should have known better before opening that door.

And yet, now she's standing there with a totally dumbfounded look as she stares at the bed. Uhhhhh...]

... Ichigo-kun?

Natsuko Aki || Re: Cutie Honey

[dontcallmenachan]

[Open, but only ladies have the chance of not getting shot at.]

Johan Liebert | Monster | God Help You?

[uglyinside]

God help me. 1/2

[hotshit]

[After another long shift at work, Claire has finally returned home, expecting a nice warm, inviting, unmade bed for him.]

[But on top of that nice warm, inviting, unmade bed is... a penis? Claire stands in the middle of the doorway, taking a moment to register this.]

Superboy/Kon-El/Conner Kent || DC Comics || m/m for smut but OTA for awkwardness

[cloned_steel]

[slowspeedster]

"Um, hi. Were you expecting someone?"

He couldn't help staring, and then blushed when he realized what he was doing.

rogue ☆ x-men

[absorber]

Re: rogue ☆ x-men

[tinfoil_angel]

[Well he wasn't expecting this at all. Sure they had through some awkward moment proven Rogue's ability didn't work on him but he was not at all expecting this to mean she would want to do that with him. So now he is just standing there blushing, his mind properly exploded.]

claire redfield ☣ resident evil

[urgencies]

Naturally aged up, hope you don't mind

[dualgunwielder]

[Well, there aren't too many ways to get Steve to shut up. Usually it involves probably physically restraining his mouth, or something of a similar form. But, walking in on a nude Claire, that will get his mouth to drop open, although don't expect any words; hope this view was meant for him]

Robin Sherbatsky • How I Met Your Mother • ota(wkward)

[sparkled]

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | IDEK

[edgar_roni]

lmao also this tag is A+ quality

[aria_di_celes]

[After a long day Celes sure is looking forward to getting some peace and quiet in her room. Pushing the door open-]

[......dfasfdfsdfs]

Edgar, what are you doing?

Yamamoto Takeshi | Reborn!

[crookedsmiles]

[He was waiting for you naked, about five minutes ago. But then he got bored. So now he's nakedly bouncing a baseball off your bedroom wall. Sorry about the chipped paint and developing dent...]

1/2

[ineuphony]

( BARGE RIGHT IN. )

Hey! Can you cut that --

Commander Anne Shepard| Mass Effect| M/F for smut but OTA for awkward

[pinkspectre]

[She will claim all muscles, scars and bruises give her character.]

Arthur Pendragon | Merlin [Modern AU]

[redestined]

[labours]

[ Merlin groans softly as he flips the television off, completely and utterly bored of the home improvement show that, despite his disdain, he always manages to make time for at seven thirty every Wednesday night. Arthur jumped ship a good forty minutes ago with the excuse of needing to take a shower — flimsy, very flimsy, especially considering he's just about getting good at diplomatically ditching Merlin whenever he gets control of the remote.

... Mm. Arthur in the shower, though. The lime-green drapes that the homeowner had been throwing a fit about suddenly seem even less important.

He rises from the couch and stretches a kink out of his shoulder before padding through to their shared bedroom — the en-suite is too handy, leaving the bathroom for special occasions only. It's with the thought of joining Arthur under the spray in mind that he swings open the bedroom door, strolls into the room, and ...

Oh.

Oh.

Merlin stops dead in the doorway, his eyebrows jumping to the top of his forehead as he gawps helplessly at his partner. ]

Are you ... trying to make a double-page spread for Playgirl?

Hermes | Mythology

[miscreantics]

don't mind if I do~

[philomides]

[And Dite walks in, and stops. She surveys Hermes, and approves of the sight.]

Hermes, love, so eager?

Eames | Inception

[blends]

[Male in in!dream forged female, your call.]

Gabriel || Supernatural

[annunciates]

Couldn't resist

[trenchcoat_angel]

[The first thing Gabriel noticed was Gabriel. Alive.

The second thing he noticed, after the initial shock of his older brother being both alive and well, was that Gabriel was naked. Now, Castiel was no stranger to nudity. Humans had walked naked for many years while he and his angel brothers had watched over them.

But in this day and age? It was rather startling]

Why are you not wearing any clothes? This isn't Eden.

amy pond ☆ doctor who

[ging]

well, come on, this had to happen yeah?

[oncewasroman]

[Rory was used to a level of...oddness from his wife.

To be fair he probably should have expected this to happen eventually.

He'll just stand here in the doorway gawking because sometimes he forgets that he landed himself a bombshell. Not often, since it's an easy reminder, but still. Slips his mind.]

O-oh.

[He grins]

Well this is...a nice surprise, yeah.

Molly Hooper || Sherlock | OTA

[wealldosillythings]

The Doctor (3) || Doctor Who

[galacticyoyo]

[He's just gotten out of the shower and he has no shame, who can blame him?]

hsaudhsaj I CANT EVEN youre going to kill me one day okay

[willobeyme]

[And he's just. Walking the halls of the TARDIS, checking some rooms and making sure everything is in order. That's when he stumbles across the Doctor.

He's struck silent.]

Jin Uzuki | Xenosaga | OTA

[fundoshiman]