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THE NAKED MAN MEME

Welcome to the NAKED MAN MEME.
Step one: Post with your character's name, series and preferences.
Step two: The poster is trying the NAKED MAN (ie. waiting naked in a crazy bid to get the other in bed) while the commenter is about to walk in. Or the other way round, if you want.
Step three: ????
Step four: Profit.

And remember kids, the Naked Man "works" 2 out of 3 times.

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Um...Yeah. I...have for a while.

[Despite his face being so red it's a wonder he's not burning the air around him, he has a really earnest look on his face.]

And, I..didn't really know how to tell you.

[To be honest this was more of an accident than anything else, but...Hell, if it works, run with it.]

And, ah...if you don't like me the same way or anything, it's okay. We can just forget this ever happened.

[Give her time to register that, Ichigo. That's... a rather strong hit you delivered there. Hanako is dumbstruck.

Many and many thoughts rush through her head, it's not fun. Is he under some kind of spell that turned him into... this? Or has he been waiting for her all naked and in bed from the beginning because he knew this was going to happen? Pffff it's rude to ask him straight out, isn't it? Insecurity to the MAX.

But- but but but... regardless of all that, she... does like him back. Not just because she saw some part of Hisao in him at the start. Then as time passed, she grew a bit fonder of him as she got to know him better, and now she likes him for... what he is.

However, she never confessed because of the nagging fear of being rejected. And rejection hurts, much harder in her case, for reasons that, well, you know.

So now that he confessed first... what is left to do? Come on Hanako don't be a blockhead khfkshf]

Ichigo-kun... I...

[He's just waiting, looking at her with an expectant-and, strangely vulnerable-expression.]

...Yes?

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[Long and awkward pause ok]

... Ichigo-kun, what... do you like about me? [hdksgjf suddenly getting self-conscious and covering the side of her face that's scarred with one hand]

[Oh. Oh honey. Don't you know he doesn't care about your scars? Hell, it's not like he doesn't have his own.

He looks away for a moment, then back at her.]

...You're one of the kindest people I've met, Hanako. And...you've got a really great heart, you know?

[He scratches the back of his head, looking at her a little sheepishly.]

It's...not just that, but I'm...not the greatest at talking about things like this. But...I guess the thing I like most about you is the way you smile.

[He smiles at her himself as he says it, one of his rare open ones.]

[......

She now just stares at his face. Stares, and... now her hands are covering her mouth, tears making their way from the corners of her eyes.

Hanako never heard this from anyone. Not even Hisao would have expressed that, even despite their closest friendship.

What a weird situation. With just a few sentences, he flipped the whole thing around for her. Now it doesn't matter if he's stark naked like a worm in front of her, he just... touched her heart with that.

Then she bubbles some words out, barely understandable.]

... Re-really? Ichigo-kun... I... um... [Short pause.] I like you... too...

...You do?

[It's funny how quickly his face just heated up from that.]

You mean it?

[He's so earnest, it's cute.]

[A small nod.] Yes... I, I do mean it. [Taking some step forward~]

[Oh. Oh man, look at this smile.

He's so happy right now he can't say a word.]

[Omg Ichigo you're dazzling her. Look at that blush. She's so happy she can barely contain it!

Since he's just not... saying anything... she'll get closer to the edge of the bed and fidget a bit.]

[~~DO I DAZZLE YOU oh god I'm so sorry~~ He's still smiling, but seeing her blush makes him a little more self-conscious of how he's very naked right now.

He pats his hand on the bed as she gets closer, though.]

...You can sit down. If you want to.

[HE'S LETTING YOU ON HIS BED HANAKO. THIS IS HUGE.]

[VERY HUGE. And she's going to nod and sit down indeed, because she likes him, and her legs were becoming goo from so many feelings alltogether that she can't handle well.

It makes total sense when a naked man is inviting you in bed and you still have your clothes on. YEP.]

... Ichigo-kun, um. [Awkward pause.] ... why don't you have any clothes on anyway? [PFFFFF]

[Uh shit. What does he say. What does he say.]

U-Uh, well...

[oh god oh god stop blushing oh god]

I, um...you kind of caught me before I was going to get dressed.

[THIS IS A MUCH BETTER ALTERNATIVE THAN SAYING HE WAS JUST LOUNGING NAKED IN BED because who does that really it's so not manly]

[Her expression is undescribable, her lips in a straight line. Maybe you can't tell if she's believing you or not, but-

Hanako's eyes then move aside again. Well she's got all the right to be embarassed, but what she's going to say is... odd.]

We like each other now, right? ... s-so... [Short pause.] So, then... what should we do? I have no experience with... these sort of things.

[He blushes pretty heavily at that, his mind instantly going to places it really shouldn't. Hurray, it turns out he has hormones after all!

...Until he realizes she probably wasn't talking about that, and mentally beats himself up for being such a pervert. Anyway, when he's done with that, he looks up at her, his blush not as vibrant, but still noticeable.]

...We could try kissing?

[THAT WORKS, RIGHT?]

[...]

... Kiss?

[And then she turns back to him, trying to stare into his eyes although it's hard when shyness is basically what you're made of.

However, she vaguely looks... eager, in the midst of all that embarassment.]

... Okay. Just... it's my first time, so... p-please be gentle...

[Oh jesus, she's not making the whole 'try not to be a pervert' aspect easy with that last thing said there.

Still, he's eager too!]

...Alright. ...I will.

[And so he leans towards her, moving a bit and gently reaching out to touch her chin, moving his face closer to hers.]

[... She tentatively tilts her head to him, eyes narrowing. He can feel one of her hands touch his arm. It's trembling a little, whoa she's nervous as hell.

... and so she closes her eyes and waits.]

[Like his hand isn't trembling a little? He's also very nervous, but he's working past that.

But she doesn't have to wait long, and his own eyes close as their lips meet, hesitantly at first, then a little firmer as he gains courage.]

[In turn, she timidly leans forward. Oh look, her other hand also snuck up and now is touching his shoulder.

Her heart rate is so high, she can feel it bump hard against her chest. This is happening- dear lord yes this is happening and his lips are surprisingly tender against hers.]

[His own heart is beating fast as well, and he doesn't mind the shoulder touching at all.

Tender is what he's trying to be-he knows he's strong, and the last thing he ever wants to do is hurt her-but right now he's marveling in how soft she is. It almost doesn't seem fair.]

[... She breaks the kiss after a bit, to catch some air, but her lips stay close to his. Though, she's scooting closer to him, both hands having a good hold on his shoulders.]

Ichigo-kun, I... I like you a lot... I love you.

[Oh. Oh man. His heart practically melts at that, and he gently presses his forehead against hers, staring into her eyes.]

...I feel the same way...Hanako.

[Well, he's not a man of many words, but...just hearing that is a pretty big damn deal.]

[She now moves closer and closer, until their fronts touch and she's now lightly wrapping her arms around his shoulders.

Haaaa look at that smile Ichigo, look at it. The smile that cracks and widens on her lips now, no more words spoken. How can you not just KISS that smile?

Kiss the girl and make her yours, Ichigo~]

[And kiss her he does, one of his hands moving up to cup her face as he does, the other wrapping itself around her back and causing him to firmly press against her.

Oh yes. He'll make her his.]

LALALALALA KISS THE GIRL

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