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THE NAKED MAN MEME

Welcome to the NAKED MAN MEME.
Step one: Post with your character's name, series and preferences.
Step two: The poster is trying the NAKED MAN (ie. waiting naked in a crazy bid to get the other in bed) while the commenter is about to walk in. Or the other way round, if you want.
Step three: ????
Step four: Profit.

And remember kids, the Naked Man "works" 2 out of 3 times.

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I think it just means I...nevermind. [ He said waving his hand slightly with a soft laugh.] The best one in the city huh? Maybe I should do those "best arse" competitions at the gay bars. Make some money.

A rush to get me back into bed huh? I can live with that. [ He smiled over at his chuckle.] Great. Now I have this image of you bouncing on Finn's lap. Thanks dude.

I never knew you thought that. Hm... [ He chuckled as he poked his tongue at him.] Hey, it's my vision. I might just keep it to myself.

[ He grabs the bottle of apple juice out of the fridge and grabs two glasses from the cupboard with a smirk.] Oh god. Your such a farm boy.

Blaine Anderson! While you could make a good deal of money, I'd be forced to fight off hoards of boys to try and keep you for myself for more than a minute. Don't you have any pity on me at all? I don't fancy having to go to jail, love.

[Rory giggled] Sorry, I hope it doesn't affect you enough to dampen our after breakfast plans.

Oh well fine, Mr. Director, whatever you wish, I will be your obedient ingenue. [Rory said, rolling his eyes at him, amused.]

I am not! We lived in the suburbs with a few animals and a garden, we didn't gallivant on tractors all day! And I was not overly familiar with the neighbor's sheep either, in case you wondered. [He picked up his glass, clinking it to Blaine's.] Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo aris!

Oh, think of all the doller notes down my underwear. Maybe I should just become a stripper. [ He teased, to pretending to ignore this rather charming boyfriend's words.]

Nah. Has it ever? I'm more then happy to be rammed by that cock of yours.

[ He laughed at that, smirking just a tad.] Hm. Will you lay back and finger yourself for me? I love when you do that.

Nope. Wasn't going to say anything a bout a sheep. Should I be worried that you bought it up? Are you covering? Were you able to look the sheep in the eye in the morning?

[Rory looked at him with amusement.] There are not enough Euros in the world for me to want other boys pawing at you. You can put a pole in the bedroom and entertain me if you feel so inclined.

Enthusiasm is one of your best assets, Blaine, besides your arse.

Truly? For you, anything, anything at all. [He grinned, a faint blush in his cheeks.]

[He gaped at his boyfriend, grabbing up the dishtowel and smacking him hard across the arm.] I most certainly was! Cheeky devil. And if you dare make baaa noises in bed, I will spank you most soundly!

So I shouldn't become a pornstar then? Well I better call off that audition then. [ He teased as he chuckled lightly, tilting his head at Rory.]

My arse is perfect. And you know it.

Really? [ He smirked at that, oh Rory. Still so eager to please. He laughed as he got hit, holding his arms up to cover his face from that towel with a eager smirk.] Oh? And what if I want to be spanked? I'm more then certainly going to do it then.

You certainly could. But only if I was on set, and I had a very large cudgel with me to keep off admirers. Plus you'd have to star in them only with me. I'm not sure that would be a selling point to everyone.

[Rory raises his eyebrows.] I can't deny that truth, Blaine, I've always thought so, these many, many years, even the ones I didn't see it.

Yes, really, when have I ever, ever said no to you Blaine. You'd be hard pressed to think of a time. [He hit him again, laughing.] Fine, do not say you were not warned, the louder the animal noises are though, the more likely I am going to use a hairbrush over my hand.

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