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Bobby ([personal profile] totallypersonal) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-03-28 04:43 am

THE NAKED MAN MEME

 
Welcome to the NAKED MAN MEME.
Step one: Post with your character's name, series and preferences.
Step two: The poster is trying the NAKED MAN (ie. waiting naked in a crazy bid to get the other in bed) while the commenter is about to walk in. Or the other way round, if you want.
Step three: ????
Step four: Profit.
And remember kids, the Naked Man "works" 2 out of 3 times.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-27 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He mimics the action, unzipping her front and starting in on the rest of her clothing, eager to get it off her.]

I certainly have endless fun, figuring out your nude body.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-27 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
( The only thing she has on under her jacket is her mesh shirt. )

S-surprise.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He squeezes her breasts through the material, running his thumbs gently over her nipples as he kisses her. A low growl of excitement runs through his whole body.]

You really bring out all sorts of animal instincts in me.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-27 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( She trembles at his touch and the impact of his words. ) You inspire me to do things I would have never thought of doing before.

( Like wearing nothing but her mesh top under her jacket or asking a certain Ino advice about lingerie and small things like that. She wants to make him happy and these seem to be the things that make guys happy. At least, that's what she hears. )

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-27 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[His tongue slips into her mouth, sliding against hers as he gropes harder, ushering her deeper inside the room, toward the bathing room. It had an expansive interior, with a multi-person capable basin. More like a luxurious hot tub, than a simple bath.]

Check out what I got. Water from a hot spring flows in through here.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
( She moans against his lips, her tongue poking against his. It doesn't take much for him to guide her into the bathroom. Turning around she glances at the tub. )

You got this, for us?

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I agreed to let 'em do a bunch of weird samples and experiments on me, so they did me a few favors.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
...What did they do to you?

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Is it important? It's past.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I ... guess it isn't.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry yourself over it. You wanna' get in? I can put the water on for you.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you get in with me.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. Just give me a minute to adjust the flow.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
( Slipping off the rest of her clothes and pulling her hair up she steps into the tub.)

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sexy, sexy~

[He adjusts the temperature as the bath quickly starts to fill.]

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
( She giggles. ) You're looking sexy yourself.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He slides into the tub basin and moves toward her, embracing her.]

Grab some of the bath oils. Pour in whatever you like the smell of.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
( Leaning over the basin she picks up the bottles of oil and starts to sniff at them. ) Oh, I kinda like the jasmine one.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, pour it in, then. Water's a-risin'.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
( Pulling the stopper off the bottle she pours some of it in and places it back with the others before settling in. )

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that is nice.

[He sidles up next to her, snuggling against her side.]

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
( She pulls him close, brushing her lips against his forehead and temple. )

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
How have you been, lately? I've been avoidin' your dad, I don't think he likes me.

[personal profile] jishin 2012-03-28 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he likes anyone other than my sister... But, I've been well as I always have been. The only things I look forward to are spending time with you and training.

[personal profile] not_so_big_and_bad 2012-03-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I can train with you, you know.

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