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π Your first mistake was challenging me to a drinking contest, your second mistake was forfeiting in the middle. I don't abide sniveling little cowards and our match will be resumed this evening.
π This is the last time I waste any of my high-end sake on you. Perhaps dishwater is more your speed?
π Yes, I'll be needing another cane. I think I broke the handle off in someone's mouth in the commotion.
π Well if you didn't want to lose mommy's pearl necklace, maybe you should have played better! Or drank less...
π Or send your own, misfires welcome!
π This is the last time I waste any of my high-end sake on you. Perhaps dishwater is more your speed?
π Yes, I'll be needing another cane. I think I broke the handle off in someone's mouth in the commotion.
π Well if you didn't want to lose mommy's pearl necklace, maybe you should have played better! Or drank less...
π Or send your own, misfires welcome!
1.
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who the hell trashed the common room??2.
stop comparing my food prep to Factor, that shit looks like mush3.
it's amazing, how far technology has come, and how we still haven't figured out how to not get any rain on us when it's pouring4.
imagine, if you will, an empty room5.
eat nuts and kick butts( from )
hahaha probably true
can't imagine you're able to get a lot of reading done from just the commutemost of my reading right now isn't for leisure anyway1. my dick has been asking about you. he said he didn't do anything wrong and i'm a dumbass.
2. fell into a man hole last night. been bleeding since 11pm. got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
3. i can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.
4. you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
5. that's the last time we turn jeopardy into a drinking game.
6. ( please bug him )
2. fell into a man hole last night. been bleeding since 11pm. got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
3. i can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.
4. you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
5. that's the last time we turn jeopardy into a drinking game.
6. ( please bug him )
1. i was trying to sext and he replied with "we fall asleep in each others arms" ??? i give up
2. maybe i'll get a cat and make him an internet celebrity
3. have you read what people are saying about us on twitter??
4. i told my parents we were dating because i thought it would piss them off but instead they're asking you over for dinner. you can NEVER come here.
5. save me!!! if i have to use the all-in-one shampoo conditioner and bodywash one more time i'm gonna kill myself
6. text him!
((for continuations, but also feel free to tag β₯ ))
2. maybe i'll get a cat and make him an internet celebrity
3. have you read what people are saying about us on twitter??
4. i told my parents we were dating because i thought it would piss them off but instead they're asking you over for dinner. you can NEVER come here.
5. save me!!! if i have to use the all-in-one shampoo conditioner and bodywash one more time i'm gonna kill myself
6. text him!
((for continuations, but also feel free to tag β₯ ))
01. You were put on this earth to give me a headache.
02. I can't do that. I am practically a married woman now.
03. you should come within biting range. no reason
04. I want to print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
05. No, the sex ed was both cancelled and successful. I am not explaining it.
06. Valentina keeps complimenting me without asking for anything afterwards and it is REALLY starting to fuck with my head.
07. [BYOT. open to new tags. original.]
02. I can't do that. I am practically a married woman now.
03. you should come within biting range. no reason
04. I want to print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
05. No, the sex ed was both cancelled and successful. I am not explaining it.
06. Valentina keeps complimenting me without asking for anything afterwards and it is REALLY starting to fuck with my head.
07. [BYOT. open to new tags. original.]
Yes, we certainly do. Who would we have as much fun with, anyway?
i. That's a secret.
ii. I can't. I'm having board games night with Bob.
iii. I need a whiteboard.
iv. Nope. I did not hear any noises like that.
v. But what is the purpose of nipple clamps?
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs. open to new tags. original.]
ii. I can't. I'm having board games night with Bob.
iii. I need a whiteboard.
iv. Nope. I did not hear any noises like that.
v. But what is the purpose of nipple clamps?
vi. [wildcard. all AUs are good AUs. open to new tags. original.]
a. It turns out there is plenty of farmland for sale within reasonable driving distance of New York City.
b. No, I am not going to tell embarrassing stories from Yelena's childhood. Not without her approval, at least.
c. I do not only keep pigs, you know. Not anymore.
d. I recommend you do not try to lie to me again. You will not be any more successful than you were this time, and the consequences will be stronger.
e. [text her. open to new tags. utd with tbolts*. original.]
b. No, I am not going to tell embarrassing stories from Yelena's childhood. Not without her approval, at least.
c. I do not only keep pigs, you know. Not anymore.
d. I recommend you do not try to lie to me again. You will not be any more successful than you were this time, and the consequences will be stronger.
e. [text her. open to new tags. utd with tbolts*. original.]
1.) My van started making a weird sound so I just turned my music up louder, it should be fine right?
2.) I got drunk, made toast, and declared myself a domestic goddess.
3.) Hey. Did I punch you in the face last night?
4.) As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities.
5.) I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
6.) I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
7.) So I'm thinking about pie and a loooot of coffee, you in?
8.) I skipped straight to tequila tonight so I know I'm making bad decisions.
9.) Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note duct taped to my door?
10.) [ Wildcard! Misfire, BYOT, cast mates (let's gooo, I know y'all are out there!), reaching out longingly for some MCU shenanigans, assumed CR, assorted multiverse/timeline bullshit, cross-canon, etc - let's do itttt. ]
2.) I got drunk, made toast, and declared myself a domestic goddess.
3.) Hey. Did I punch you in the face last night?
4.) As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities.
5.) I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
6.) I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
7.) So I'm thinking about pie and a loooot of coffee, you in?
8.) I skipped straight to tequila tonight so I know I'm making bad decisions.
9.) Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note duct taped to my door?
10.) [ Wildcard! Misfire, BYOT, cast mates (let's gooo, I know y'all are out there!), reaching out longingly for some MCU shenanigans, assumed CR, assorted multiverse/timeline bullshit, cross-canon, etc - let's do itttt. ]
1. Did you hear about the huge sale on instant ramen? I stocked up every cabinet.
2. Well, there's actually a very good reason why I floated him up to the top of a tree and left him there...
3. Naps are the perfect activity. They're easy to do and free!
4. Why did I just get compared to kirby????
5. Text her!
2. Well, there's actually a very good reason why I floated him up to the top of a tree and left him there...
3. Naps are the perfect activity. They're easy to do and free!
4. Why did I just get compared to kirby????
5. Text her!
1. Here's a cute date idea: I wrap you in your favorite blanket, put you in an oil drum full of cement, and bury you out in the desert.
2. Thank you for always listening to me even though the only language I'm fluent in is Complete Nonsense.
3. Unfortunately, you weren't as excited to see me as I hoped you would be. You know what happens next, don't you? πͺ
4. It's us!
[ link ]
5. [ text him! ota, assumed cr, and crosscanon are lovedπ©· ]
2. Thank you for always listening to me even though the only language I'm fluent in is Complete Nonsense.
3. Unfortunately, you weren't as excited to see me as I hoped you would be. You know what happens next, don't you? πͺ
4. It's us!
[ link ]
5. [ text him! ota, assumed cr, and crosscanon are lovedπ©· ]
1. ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
2. I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
3. I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
4. I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog...
5. You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
6. ( bring your own adventure! continuations + new tag-ins are all welcome. )
2. I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
3. I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
4. I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog...
5. You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
6. ( bring your own adventure! continuations + new tag-ins are all welcome. )
( 1 ) Would you like to be my long distance no commitment private and secret situationship?
( 2 ) Some of you act like murder is such a big deal.
( 3 ) "You're so manipulative"? Gods forbid I use my persuasive language skills.
( 4 ) How are you going to believe concrete evidence over me?
[ super OTA. cross-canon β assumed cr β misfires β come at me! ]
( 2 ) Some of you act like murder is such a big deal.
( 3 ) "You're so manipulative"? Gods forbid I use my persuasive language skills.
( 4 ) How are you going to believe concrete evidence over me?
[ super OTA. cross-canon β assumed cr β misfires β come at me! ]
Edited (html please. you know it's me) 2025-05-24 07:15 (UTC)
1. If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
2. I'm not very adjusted to having free time. I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
3. You can't keep blaming everything on the New Years party. It's February...
4. Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
5. I just remember looking down at the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
2. I'm not very adjusted to having free time. I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
3. You can't keep blaming everything on the New Years party. It's February...
4. Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
5. I just remember looking down at the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
1. On the bright side, at least the bruise is in a cool shape.
2. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
3. I could snap you like a glowstick; don't push it
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. I'm literally looking at you; get off the roof.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Why do I have seven missed calls from you - are you imprisoned? Dead? In the process of becoming either?
8. No, I wasn't sleeping; you alright?
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
2. Bar fight aside, I had a great time last night.
3. I could snap you like a glowstick; don't push it
4. If I recall correctly, that was your idea, not mine.
5. I'm literally looking at you; get off the roof.
6. In my defense, he's one chromosome away from being a secondhand deck chair.
7. Why do I have seven missed calls from you - are you imprisoned? Dead? In the process of becoming either?
8. No, I wasn't sleeping; you alright?
9. [ Text her; assumed cr & misfires welcome. ]
( 1 ) No, I actually noticed that social cue. I just don't know what to do with it.
( 2 ) I can fix me. I have to do everything my fucking self around here.
( 3 ) Please text with purpose. We cannot be 'hey hey'ing every day.
( 4 ) Grounding techniques do not work for me. Especially in public. "Five things I can see"? I see a bunch of people pissing me off.
[ OTA!! cross-canon my beloved ]
( 2 ) I can fix me. I have to do everything my fucking self around here.
( 3 ) Please text with purpose. We cannot be 'hey hey'ing every day.
( 4 ) Grounding techniques do not work for me. Especially in public. "Five things I can see"? I see a bunch of people pissing me off.
[ OTA!! cross-canon my beloved ]
1) It was the equivalent of floating on a raft and watching the last snack drift away in the current...
2) You slapped them with a pancake last night.
3) Look. You have to admit that watching them get hit by a car/carriage was funny.
4) Hold on, I'm having a staring contest with a gremishka.
5) (misfire/text him?)
2) You slapped them with a pancake last night.
3) Look. You have to admit that watching them get hit by a car/carriage was funny.
4) Hold on, I'm having a staring contest with a gremishka.
5) (misfire/text him?)
1. i just walked into a room and someone yelled "dibs!"...
2. just chipped a nail after beating the shit out of three guys. can you give me a mani?
3. should i be concerned about the trail of bloody footprints leading to your room?
4. idk what happened but it's not my fault and i definitely didn't do it
5. [text her]
2. just chipped a nail after beating the shit out of three guys. can you give me a mani?
3. should i be concerned about the trail of bloody footprints leading to your room?
4. idk what happened but it's not my fault and i definitely didn't do it
5. [text her]
1. [A crude drawing of a dove on what looks like the back of a napkin.]
2. Depends. If ur wearing a thong, I can be there in 5.
3. I didnβt finish. She kept bringing up Batman and how the fuck am I supposed to cum thinking about the guy who take prescription fart pills?
Anyway
What r u wearing?
4. Eaglyβs been asking about u. Like wondering when ur gonna stop by. That sorta thing.
5. seeing visions
search visions people dead
google I see dead people
1. Itβs all coming back to me in waves... Waves of humiliation and nausea.
2. The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
3. Wait... Why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
4. I'm lying on the floor in my office praying my boss doesn't come to work today. Never again.
5. I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
6. Wildcard, text him!
yi. The lack of regard with which you hold your safety is troubling. I would prefer you consider it more highly in future.
er. You were put on this earth to give me a headache.
san. I'm undercover at a club and someone just handed me a drink that smells like it could strip the paint off of a boat. Advice?
si. I have him, more or less intact.
wu. Hope you're not still hungover because we're going on a mission.
liu. or text him.
1. You kept asking me to get you things from the highest shelves.
2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you.
3. I think I have your keys. And your coat.
4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you.
3. I think I have your keys. And your coat.
4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
[From here]
All the more reason to keep him close. No ulterior motives there.
Dirty enough when people start climbing inside them.
All the more reason to keep him close. No ulterior motives there.
Dirty enough when people start climbing inside them.
I'm taking this excuse to flip to prose, suffer.
businessorlibation
- 2025-05-24 14:19 (UTC) - Expand1. it's not my fault i help girls realize they're lesbians
2. sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night
i was actually just checking if you had a pulse
3. why did you send me a picture of a dead horse
4. do something fun then
blow up a house or whatever
5. do you really want me to describe my walk to you
2. sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night
i was actually just checking if you had a pulse
3. why did you send me a picture of a dead horse
4. do something fun then
blow up a house or whatever
5. do you really want me to describe my walk to you
1. Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
2. I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate.
3. They're all cheering and trying to get me to take off my shirt... Save me.
4. [Wildcard!]
2. I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate.
3. They're all cheering and trying to get me to take off my shirt... Save me.
4. [Wildcard!]
1. I just caused a six car pile-up to steal a pizza. So how has your night been?
2. Yes, I bit you. But only because YOU LICKED ME FIRST!
3. Do you think I should leave the bodies on his doorstep like a pissed-off cat trying to send a message?
4. I didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler!
5. Yes, I have been living under a rock. Hence asking you what Iβve missed over the last ten years.
6. Text him! [Original post, still open to new tag-ins!]
2. Yes, I bit you. But only because YOU LICKED ME FIRST!
3. Do you think I should leave the bodies on his doorstep like a pissed-off cat trying to send a message?
4. I didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler!
5. Yes, I have been living under a rock. Hence asking you what Iβve missed over the last ten years.
6. Text him! [Original post, still open to new tag-ins!]
1. I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops. I was just playin with the cats. ppl kept telling me to be quiet and I was like DID YOU SEE THE CAT!?
2. Accidentally drunk dialed my boss last night. Started the convo with "where you at dude?"
3. You're the worst wingman ever ΰ² _ΰ²
4. Do not
I repeat
DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs
He knows what he did
5. wildcard
2. Accidentally drunk dialed my boss last night. Started the convo with "where you at dude?"
3. You're the worst wingman ever ΰ² _ΰ²
4. Do not
I repeat
DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs
He knows what he did
5. wildcard
(from here )
Hell yeah! That's the spirit! α( β’Μ α β’Μ )α
Nah don't worry about that guy. he'll pop up later pouting and begging for forgiveness. Srsly this happens like once a mo with him
No harm done
Hell yeah! That's the spirit! α( β’Μ α β’Μ )α
Nah don't worry about that guy. he'll pop up later pouting and begging for forgiveness. Srsly this happens like once a mo with him
No harm done
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