1.) My van started making a weird sound so I just turned my music up louder, it should be fine right? 2.) I got drunk, made toast, and declared myself a domestic goddess. 3.) Hey. Did I punch you in the face last night? 4.) As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities. 5.) I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night?? 6.) I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps. 7.) So I'm thinking about pie and a loooot of coffee, you in? 8.) I skipped straight to tequila tonight so I know I'm making bad decisions. 9.) Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note duct taped to my door? 10.) [ Wildcard! Misfire, BYOT, cast mates (let's gooo, I know y'all are out there!), reaching out longingly for some MCU shenanigans, assumed CR, assorted multiverse/timeline bullshit, cross-canon, etc - let's do itttt. ]
daisy johnson | marvel's agents of shield | ota
2.) I got drunk, made toast, and declared myself a domestic goddess.
3.) Hey. Did I punch you in the face last night?
4.) As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities.
5.) I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
6.) I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
7.) So I'm thinking about pie and a loooot of coffee, you in?
8.) I skipped straight to tequila tonight so I know I'm making bad decisions.
9.) Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note duct taped to my door?
10.) [ Wildcard! Misfire, BYOT, cast mates (let's gooo, I know y'all are out there!), reaching out longingly for some MCU shenanigans, assumed CR, assorted multiverse/timeline bullshit, cross-canon, etc - let's do itttt. ]
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Are you okay?
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Yeah I'm good, all limbs still attached. Sorry, again, about the blood.