Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[whatam_i]

Should I buy a uh...ring to help me last longer?

[sine_metu]

If you want to try that, sure. We can also try some edging, see how you do.

[whatam_i]

I think I'd like to give it a try, I'm just having a hard time finding one that isn't.....ridiculous looking.
Uh, I've been trying that on my own a little. Is that weird?

[sine_metu]

No, I don't think so.
Sounds exactly like you actually.
You try very hard to be the best.

[whatam_i]

Too hard?

[sine_metu]

I'm not going to complain about you trying too hard to get better at sex.

[whatam_i]

Okay, good.
Because you deserve the best.

Is edging something we can do together?

[sine_metu]

Yes, it is.

Not to brag but I'm very good at it.

[whatam_i]

Really? Why? I mean...how did you get into it?

[sine_metu]

Girlfriend in college introduced me to all sorts of things.

[whatam_i]

Oh.
What else did she introduce you to?

[sine_metu]

That is a very long list.
And I doubt you want to hear me talk about my ex.

[whatam_i]

But I'm curious.
Also she's your ex for a reason right? It's not like she's going to try and get you back.
...
right?

[sine_metu]

She's my ex because she left me without a word and I haven't seen her in years.
She may turn up but I doubt it'll be to steal me from you.

[whatam_i]

...
if she did want you back though, would you go?

[sine_metu]

No.
I'm in a relationship.

[whatam_i]

okay.
uh.

promise?

[sine_metu]

Edward.

I promise that if I am ever unhappy with our relationship I'll say something.
I won't just leave.

[whatam_i]

And you won't cheat on me? Ever?

[sine_metu]

Do you believe I'm the type of person to cheat on someone I'm with?

[whatam_i]

I want to believe you're not but I can't help but worry about it because of....a situation that happened to me before.

[sine_metu]

I'm not that person who hurt you.
And I'm sorry you were hurt.

[whatam_i]

I know but it's hard not to worry.
I thought she cared about me but she was just using me, she stabbed me and then left me for her ex.

[sine_metu]

Well, good news, if I do try to stab you I'll probably miss.
Sorry, bad joke.

Focus on the good thing we have. Not the bad things of the past.

[whatam_i]

You're right.
I'm sorry....I just...get nervous.