justformemes: (So dumb)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-19 09:00 pm

Phone sex & Sexting





the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

sine_metu: ([matt] drinking wine)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-20 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. How about my place?
whatam_i: (close_up_green)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, I'll bring over the ingredients for dinner.
sine_metu: ([matt] amused)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-20 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Going to surprise me and keep secret what you're bringing?
whatam_i: (sweater_smile)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! I like surprising you with different meals each time.

[He loves a challenge and to cook so it's win/win for him.]
sine_metu: ([ba] bastard)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to try and guess the whole time you're cooking.
whatam_i: (edward_pen)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-20 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooooh I'm going to try and trick you now!
sine_metu: ([matt] amused)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
My nose is very good. I don't know if you'll be able to do that.
whatam_i: (edward_coffee)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not but it still might be fun to try.

Maybe after dinner we can work on uh... edging together?
sine_metu: ([matt] amused)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. I would invite you to stay the night anyway.
whatam_i: (meep02)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh goodie! Will you have to run off the next morning for work or can we stay in bed for a while?
sine_metu: ([lawyer] the office)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll probably have to run off to work.
whatam_i: (meep)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's okay, I understand.
I'll try to send you off to work with a smile.
sine_metu: ([ba] hand on hip)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're going to send me off wanting to stay home.
whatam_i: (shy_smile)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but at least you'll have something nice to think about all day while at work.
sine_metu: ([matt] amused)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You are always nice to think about.
whatam_i: (sweater_smile)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So are you.
I like thinking about how warm and strong you are.
sine_metu: ([ba] bastard)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I really should fuck you against the wall one of these days.
whatam_i: (sneaky_sneak)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean like lift me up against it?
sine_metu: ([matt] boxing)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-21 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, lift you up and fuck you against a wall.
whatam_i: (ooooh)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-21 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
We'd be facing one another for this, right?
sine_metu: ([ba] bastard)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-22 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's better that way.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (polite smile)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Okay good, I like it best when I can look at you.
sine_metu: ([ba] smirk)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-22 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I like that I can kiss you.
whatam_i: (smooches02)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-22 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! Absolutely.
I love kissing you so much.

You can get me hard just by kissing me.
sine_metu: ([ba] bastard)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-22 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you shouldn't have told me that.

I'm going to use it to my full advantage.

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yay!

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