justformemes: (So dumb)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-19 09:00 pm

Phone sex & Sexting





the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

whatam_i: (seriously_trying)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edward's anger quickly re-routes itself from being directed at Matt to whoever has hurt his boyfriend, he follows behind Matt like a puppy but his face is set into furrow of concern and outrage.]

Yes, it would seem so.
Who hurt you??!
sine_metu: ([matt] arms crossed)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-25 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Just some criminals who saw an easy target.

[ A half-truth. Which is not fully a lie. ]

The cops are looking into it.

[ He wouldn't normally do this but Matt goes to make an ice pack. ]
whatam_i: (angry_concentrate)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
They attacked you?! How dare they!!

[Ed seethes, clenching and un-clenching his fists rapidly.]

Did you see what they looked like?!
sine_metu: ([matt] stick)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Matt can't help but laugh. ]

Edward. Really?

[ He takes off his glasses to remind his boyfriend that he's still very much blind. ]
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (give me strength)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed stops short when realizes what he just said and sighs, running a hand through his hair.]

I...sorry. I just...!
Arghghhh! No one hurts my boyfriend and gets away with it!!
sine_metu: ([matt] collar)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
The cops will handle it. This isn't the first time it's happened to me and it won't be the last.

[ He holds out a hand towards him. ]

Come on. Calm down. I'm okay. Just beaten up.
whatam_i: (normal)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed doubts the cops will do anything, they're useless, but when Matt extends a hand he pushes aside his anger and takes it. Moving in to wrap his arms around Matt, hugging him carefully.]

I'm sorry.
I just don't like seeing you hurt.
sine_metu: ([matt] sigh)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ The hug hurts a little even careful as it is. Definitely a cracked rib. ]

Yeah, I can tell. [ He presses a kiss to his temple. ] We'll just have you pick me up from the office next time so I'm not walking home alone.

[ It won't work the next time he has to deal with Daredevil business but hopefully it'll make Edward feel better and he won't ask too many more questions. ]
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (honest concern)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'd be happy to.

[The rest of his anger subsides as he studies Matt bruised face and he goes into 'nurse' mode.]

Here, you should sit down and rest.
sine_metu: ([ba] regrets)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shakes his head a little. ]

We were supposed to have dinner. I've ruined our plans enough as it is.

[ And cooking will hopefully be a good distraction from asking more probing questions about what happened. ]

Let me try and help to make up for being so late.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (hmm lips side)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, you didn't ruin anything. The men who hurt you are responsible for messing up our plans.

And second, you aren't doing anything. You're hurt so you just sit and I'll order us something instead.
sine_metu: ([ba] over shoulder)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If only that was true. ]

Okay, okay. I'll try and take it easy. I'm not good at that.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (not a good idea)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed. But I'll help, just one second.

[He takes out his phone to quickly order them some dinner from a place he knows Matt likes, with that done he takes his boyfriend's hand and gently pulls him over to the couch.]

Now sit, I'll hold your ice pack.
sine_metu: ([matt] sigh)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-27 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do everything for me.

[ He sits because he wants to make Edward feel better but he can hold his own ice pack. Please don't say anything about the bruised and swollen knuckles. ]

My sense of independence is... I'm trying not to fight you too hard on this.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (what? no. maybe.)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-27 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
But...you're hurt.

[And this is another way he can help and show Matt how much he cares.]

Your sense of...? [He says and then actually thinks about the situation, how Matt must have so many people assuming he can't do things because he's blind.]

Oh.
Sorry. I just...want to help.
sine_metu: ([matt] altar)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I know you do.

[ Matt holds out a hand. ] Just come sit with me. Tell me about your day. Take my mind off things.
whatam_i: (puppy_dog)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-28 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[Ed takes the offered hand and leads them both to Matt's couch, sitting down carefully next to him.]

My day was uneventful compared to yours. I had brunch with my friend Oswald where we discussed some potential business ideas and then I went shopping for new socks and dinner ingredients.

[Which are now being stored in Matt's fridge since it's too late to cook his meal idea.]
sine_metu: ([ba] tired)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-28 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Again, I'm sorry I ruined dinner.

[ Matt leans his head back on the couch. ]

I might miss more dates if the cops call me in to ask me more questions about what happened.

[ Not a bad excuse to allow him to do more Daredevil stuff without causing too much of a problem between them. Hopefully. ]
whatam_i: (bitch_pls)

ooc: sorry for the wait, I'm sick XP

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-31 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a big if....it's been my experience that cops rarely follow up on these types of things.

[Ed scoffs but then lifts a hand to gently comb it through Matt's hair, trying to soothe him.]

You don't have to keep apologizing. I know you didn't do it on purpose.
sine_metu: ([matt] back)

oh no! take care of yourself. Don't worry about tags.

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But he did and that's where the guilt comes from. ]

I'm Catholic. I'm going to apologize.

[ He takes Edward's hand and brings it down to kiss his palm. ]

Even when I shouldn't.
whatam_i: (close up eyes)

Uggggh that was rough but thankfully I feel human again

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-06-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't make sense.

[He says with a smile, enjoying the way he can feel Matt's slight stubble graze across the skin of his hand.]

But fine, you can apologize one more time but that's it. Any more after this and I'm going to punish you with kisses.
sine_metu: ([ba] joy)

yay!

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-06-03 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
That is not a discouragement at all.

[ He holds Edward's hand over his chest above his heart. ]

But I think that's your point.