justformemes: (So dumb)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-19 09:00 pm

Phone sex & Sexting





the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

sine_metu: ([ba] joy)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see you then, sweetheart.
whatam_i: (edward_pen)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-23 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: would you like to continue or start a new thread?]
sine_metu: (Default)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-23 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: i'm down for whatever. ]
whatam_i: (pale skin sexy)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-23 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: how would you feel about continuing but throwing a little wrench into their date plans? Maybe Matt is late because he has some Daredevil business come up and finally arrives a little beat up?]
sine_metu: (Default)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-23 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: ooo, sure! that sounds fun. ]
whatam_i: (more pouting)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-25 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[It goes without saying that Edward Nygma is a man who is always on time, some might call him anal retentive but to Ed he just likes proper schedules and organization. It's not HIS fault that not everyone understands or follows that idea.

And it would seem that today everyone includes his boyfriend.

Ed stands at Matt's front door for their dinner date, waiting after buzzing his suite and texting him twice.
Waiting.

....waiting.

STILL waiting....
And pouting.
And growing slightly worried.
And annoyed.]
sine_metu: ([matt] bloody)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Matt is late. Very late.

But he had to move quickly to handle a lead as Daredevil and that meant standing up Edward. He hadn't done that yet. Not like this. It always happens in the end. Between breaking up a human trafficking ring and being on time for a dinner date he's going to pick the fight.

But it means he shows up late and he has a nasty bruise developing on his right jaw from a punch he didn't dodge in time. He's breathless as he comes up the stairs knowing Edward is waiting. ]


Hi. Sorry. [ He manages a nervous smile. ]
whatam_i: (ohoh)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-25 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Matt hasn't seen Ed's temper yet, it can be volatile, scathing and sometimes even dangerous and when Ed finally sees Matt coming up the stairs he can feel that temper start to boil up and out. He opens his mouth to speak, okay more like yell, but stops short when he sees the bruise and lacerations on Matt's face.]

What....what happened??!
sine_metu: ([ba] tired)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-25 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll tell you about it inside.

[ Because Matt's not great at lying and he wants a few more seconds to come up with a good story. Edward's temper is right under the surface. He can sense it.

He opens his apartment and lets them both inside. He's stiff and clearly more beat up under his clothes. ]


I'm having a bad day.
whatam_i: (seriously_trying)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Edward's anger quickly re-routes itself from being directed at Matt to whoever has hurt his boyfriend, he follows behind Matt like a puppy but his face is set into furrow of concern and outrage.]

Yes, it would seem so.
Who hurt you??!
sine_metu: ([matt] arms crossed)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-25 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Just some criminals who saw an easy target.

[ A half-truth. Which is not fully a lie. ]

The cops are looking into it.

[ He wouldn't normally do this but Matt goes to make an ice pack. ]
whatam_i: (angry_concentrate)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
They attacked you?! How dare they!!

[Ed seethes, clenching and un-clenching his fists rapidly.]

Did you see what they looked like?!
sine_metu: ([matt] stick)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Matt can't help but laugh. ]

Edward. Really?

[ He takes off his glasses to remind his boyfriend that he's still very much blind. ]
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (give me strength)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed stops short when realizes what he just said and sighs, running a hand through his hair.]

I...sorry. I just...!
Arghghhh! No one hurts my boyfriend and gets away with it!!
sine_metu: ([matt] collar)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
The cops will handle it. This isn't the first time it's happened to me and it won't be the last.

[ He holds out a hand towards him. ]

Come on. Calm down. I'm okay. Just beaten up.
whatam_i: (normal)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Ed doubts the cops will do anything, they're useless, but when Matt extends a hand he pushes aside his anger and takes it. Moving in to wrap his arms around Matt, hugging him carefully.]

I'm sorry.
I just don't like seeing you hurt.
sine_metu: ([matt] sigh)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ The hug hurts a little even careful as it is. Definitely a cracked rib. ]

Yeah, I can tell. [ He presses a kiss to his temple. ] We'll just have you pick me up from the office next time so I'm not walking home alone.

[ It won't work the next time he has to deal with Daredevil business but hopefully it'll make Edward feel better and he won't ask too many more questions. ]
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (honest concern)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'd be happy to.

[The rest of his anger subsides as he studies Matt bruised face and he goes into 'nurse' mode.]

Here, you should sit down and rest.
sine_metu: ([ba] regrets)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shakes his head a little. ]

We were supposed to have dinner. I've ruined our plans enough as it is.

[ And cooking will hopefully be a good distraction from asking more probing questions about what happened. ]

Let me try and help to make up for being so late.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (hmm lips side)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-26 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, you didn't ruin anything. The men who hurt you are responsible for messing up our plans.

And second, you aren't doing anything. You're hurt so you just sit and I'll order us something instead.
sine_metu: ([ba] over shoulder)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-26 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If only that was true. ]

Okay, okay. I'll try and take it easy. I'm not good at that.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (not a good idea)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed. But I'll help, just one second.

[He takes out his phone to quickly order them some dinner from a place he knows Matt likes, with that done he takes his boyfriend's hand and gently pulls him over to the couch.]

Now sit, I'll hold your ice pack.
sine_metu: ([matt] sigh)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-27 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do everything for me.

[ He sits because he wants to make Edward feel better but he can hold his own ice pack. Please don't say anything about the bruised and swollen knuckles. ]

My sense of independence is... I'm trying not to fight you too hard on this.
whatam_i: icon by https://thehollowedartists.tumblr.com/ (what? no. maybe.)

[personal profile] whatam_i 2025-05-27 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
But...you're hurt.

[And this is another way he can help and show Matt how much he cares.]

Your sense of...? [He says and then actually thinks about the situation, how Matt must have so many people assuming he can't do things because he's blind.]

Oh.
Sorry. I just...want to help.
sine_metu: ([matt] altar)

[personal profile] sine_metu 2025-05-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I know you do.

[ Matt holds out a hand. ] Just come sit with me. Tell me about your day. Take my mind off things.

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