Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[sine_metu]

Looking forward to when I get to touch you again.

I'll take your word for it.

[whatam_i]

I'm looking forward to that as well.

If I was good at poetry I would write a poem about each of them.

[sine_metu]

How about you kiss me every time you see one you like.

[whatam_i]

Okay, I can do that.
That's going to be a lot of kisses though. Basically never-ending.

[sine_metu]

That will make conversation hard but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

[whatam_i]

I'll try to space them out so you can still talk, I like hearing what you have to say.

[sine_metu]

So, dinner for conversation and kisses?

[whatam_i]

Yes please!
Maybe on Wednesday?

[sine_metu]

Wednesday works for me.

[whatam_i]

Excellent.
Would you like to eat at my place or yours?

[sine_metu]

Hm. How about my place?

[whatam_i]

Sure, I'll bring over the ingredients for dinner.

[sine_metu]

Going to surprise me and keep secret what you're bringing?

[whatam_i]

Of course! I like surprising you with different meals each time.

[He loves a challenge and to cook so it's win/win for him.]

[sine_metu]

I'm going to try and guess the whole time you're cooking.

[whatam_i]

Ooooh I'm going to try and trick you now!

[sine_metu]

My nose is very good. I don't know if you'll be able to do that.

[whatam_i]

Probably not but it still might be fun to try.

Maybe after dinner we can work on uh... edging together?

[sine_metu]

Sure. I would invite you to stay the night anyway.

[whatam_i]

Oh goodie! Will you have to run off the next morning for work or can we stay in bed for a while?

[sine_metu]

I'll probably have to run off to work.

[whatam_i]

That's okay, I understand.
I'll try to send you off to work with a smile.

[sine_metu]

I think you're going to send me off wanting to stay home.

[whatam_i]

Maybe, but at least you'll have something nice to think about all day while at work.

[sine_metu]

You are always nice to think about.