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bakerstreet2025-05-08 09:00 pm
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1. That’s not a twerking video. Ur ass isn’t big enough to twerk. Eat some Wonder Bread and try again.
2. I’m gonna be honest… That was super hot. Respectfully. Title IX compliantly.
3. She did that tongue thing that I like. So, yeah, I’m gonna keep fucking her. One little murder attempt isn’t the end of the world.
4. Next time someone calls u a pussy, just say u are what u eat, cumshot. Works everytime.
5. It’s not anything personal. My eagle just gets a bad vibe from u.
Idk is someone else going viral on TikTok for twerking at Sionis’ club on nickel shot night?
Ohh is THAT why it's called Wonder Bread? Because I always thought it was called Wonder Bread because Wonder Woman got a brand deal, but then I also thought why would Wonder Woman need to sell fucking bread?
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I don’t know man. Why does the Justice League do anything? Why does Green Lantern make a fleshlight with his dumb, magic ring when he could just go to the store and buy a fleshlight like the rest of us?
But you’re right. Wonder Bread is totally Wonder Woman propaganda
But you’re right. Wonder Bread is totally Wonder Woman propaganda
Huh
That's a new one
Points for creativity and the implication that I eat more pussy than they do?
That's a new one
Points for creativity and the implication that I eat more pussy than they do?
Yeah man, u got this
U just gotta sell it
Like REALLY sell it
Because no one’s gonna believe u otherwise
U look like u been sitting in a closet eating peanuts for the past 20 years
No offense
U just gotta sell it
Like REALLY sell it
Because no one’s gonna believe u otherwise
U look like u been sitting in a closet eating peanuts for the past 20 years
No offense
Will you stop it? And do you even know what Title IX is?
U snapped a guy’s neck with ur thighs, bro
So
Prolly not
But yeah, Title IX’s the one where if ur a douchebag on college, u get kicked out
So
Prolly not
But yeah, Title IX’s the one where if ur a douchebag on college, u get kicked out
YOU RESPECT ME??????????????????????????????????????????????????
HAHAHAHA WEIRD
but also
omg
OMG?????????????????
HAHAHAHA WEIRD
but also
omg
OMG?????????????????
( yeah, you know what, clint can relate to this (moonstone who?), but— )
how recent?
how recent?
1. I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
2. I turned on Jurassic Park, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
3. So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and three ambulances. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
4. She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
5. Text him!
2. I turned on Jurassic Park, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
3. So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and three ambulances. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
4. She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
5. Text him!
1. I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 12 dollars that shits expensive.
2. I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Dad mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
3. Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go.
4. In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained.
5. ( or text her, tag for tbolts* spoilers! )
2. I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Dad mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
3. Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go.
4. In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained.
5. ( or text her, tag for tbolts* spoilers! )
1. I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
2. I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
3. It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke.
4. You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
2. I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
3. It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke.
4. You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
[Finished the game but no spoilers on my end! Please mark for others if you go that route.]
I. I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
II. You were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
III. Hi this is Maelle, I have to type for [insert character name of your choosing here] but they're okay. Mostly.
IV. text her
I. I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
II. You were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
III. Hi this is Maelle, I have to type for [insert character name of your choosing here] but they're okay. Mostly.
IV. text her
I am glad to hear my son has stopped his indulgences. I hope he will realise it was his fault for getting in that state and think twice before picking up another bottle.
[Or, you know, drinking the wine that pours out of Esquie's mouth.]
[Or, you know, drinking the wine that pours out of Esquie's mouth.]
I hope the doorstop enjoyed it.
[ He should have eaten the baguette. His head is killing him.
Break-ups are hard, okay!!! ]
It probably looked hungry. Ducks usually are.
[ He should have eaten the baguette. His head is killing him.
Break-ups are hard, okay!!! ]
It probably looked hungry. Ducks usually are.
1. as ur buddy, i gotta say Cool! as your partner, Well that's a choice, and as a Hero- I miight have to restrain u.
2. noooooooooo u dumped my birthday cake double banana cookie protein shake!!!???
3. u kept saying 'we're doing it'??? doing what? IT? WHAT IS IT??? U CANT JUST SAY THAT AND GHOST??
4. wyd?
5. (Pro!mode) u know, u and i would make some freeeaky Quirk babies?
6. (Pro!mode) uuuh i think your sidequicks are forming a coup? or a union or something?
7. [ text him! canonmates only. ]
2. noooooooooo u dumped my birthday cake double banana cookie protein shake!!!???
3. u kept saying 'we're doing it'??? doing what? IT? WHAT IS IT??? U CANT JUST SAY THAT AND GHOST??
4. wyd?
5. (Pro!mode) u know, u and i would make some freeeaky Quirk babies?
6. (Pro!mode) uuuh i think your sidequicks are forming a coup? or a union or something?
7. [ text him! canonmates only. ]
1. Please don't ironically join a cult.
2. You went on the date?! His pick-up line was "I swear I'm not a serial killer" and you went on the date??!
3. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up, bring the Rosé." Do I even want to know?
4. At this point, I wouldn't mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean getting this over with quicker.
5. (Or text him! Misfires welcome!)
2. You went on the date?! His pick-up line was "I swear I'm not a serial killer" and you went on the date??!
3. You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up, bring the Rosé." Do I even want to know?
4. At this point, I wouldn't mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean getting this over with quicker.
5. (Or text him! Misfires welcome!)
I would love to know how this FatherlyWells to HQ AU happened. Lol
captaincaveman
- 2025-05-10 13:51 (UTC) - ExpandShe collects weird, sad old men and her hot mess swag is simply irresistible.
revmeup
- 2025-05-10 13:59 (UTC) - Expand1) Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
2) I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance.
3) can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
4) how does that bad decision feel?
5) We still on for Manwhore Monday?
6) [TEXT HER]
2) I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance.
3) can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
4) how does that bad decision feel?
5) We still on for Manwhore Monday?
6) [TEXT HER]
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