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[revmeup]

Well yeah? He pinky promised.

[captaincaveman]

Look. I know you're capable of taking care of yourself, but that is by far the brightest red flag you could have gone for.

At least tell me you're okay?

[revmeup]

Do I need to remind you that my longest relationship was with a confirmed serial killer? I love red flags. I only date red flags.

I would love to know how this FatherlyWells to HQ AU happened. Lol

[captaincaveman]

No, you needn't remind me of that. As a matter of fact, I'd prefer you didn't bring up that lunatic. And maybe consider a new turn on? Something safer?

She collects weird, sad old men and her hot mess swag is simply irresistible.

[revmeup]

So you want to remove all romance from my life. That's monstrous.

I mean, he fits the bill.

[captaincaveman]

No. That's not what I said. What is with you and my daughter twisting my words? I want you to do so in a safe and non-destructive fashion. Do the romance. But do it with less red flags.

[revmeup]

Maybe your contacts got mixed up and you don't know who you're talking to? This is Harley.

[captaincaveman]

Yes, Quinn. I'm aware. I reiterate; I want you to be safe. Can we at least agree on no more murders of any kind?

[revmeup]

why

[captaincaveman]

Why? Really? Maybe because I work with the Flash and my daughter is a superhero which might almost make it look like I'd be playing both sides and, oh, I don't know, because they're dangerous?

[revmeup]

No the first thing
You want me to be safe?

[captaincaveman]

Because?

[Give him a minute, Harley, he's really bad with this sort of thing.]

You're not a bad kid.
You don't deserve to keep getting hurt.

[revmeup]

what??
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[captaincaveman]

Look. You've done some pretty not great things that I won't sugar coat. But I don't think you're as bad as you'd like others to believe.

[Blame Barry for this headspace.]

[revmeup]

What are you trying to sell me

[captaincaveman]

Don't pin this on me. You asked.

[revmeup]

are you trying to fuck me? is that why youre pretending to give a shit?

[captaincaveman]

What?! You are half my age!

Forget it. My actual daughter doesn't listen to me, why would I expect you to?

[revmeup]

That's part of the appeal for a lot of men, you know.

Anyway you're wrong I'm not and never have been a good kid.

[captaincaveman]

Not me. I'm still very devoted to my late wife. Nothing will change that.

You're misguided and a bit extreme. But if you were all bad, you would have killed me by now. I know my winning personality isn't easy to put up with.

[revmeup]

Nobody has paid me to kill you yet

[captaincaveman]

((OOC: I feel like I may have caused some confusion when I said he fit the bill. I meant he fit the sad old man bill, not the hit on Harley bill. Lol. My apologies if you were looking for shippy.))

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Well, aren't I lucky? You just haven't met the right people yet, in that case.

[revmeup]

((ooc: Not at all. Harley is just 1- used to certain types of attention, 2- doesn't understand someone not having an ulterior motive, and 3- an absolute shit. ))

Which people? I got bills to pay.

[captaincaveman]

((OOC: The most fun absolute shit. Lol.))

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I'm sure with your connections you wouldn't have any trouble finding someone who wants me dead because I'm me or because of Thawne.

You'd do it?

[revmeup]

I'm a bad person