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[revmeup]

What are you trying to sell me

[captaincaveman]

Don't pin this on me. You asked.

[revmeup]

are you trying to fuck me? is that why youre pretending to give a shit?

[captaincaveman]

What?! You are half my age!

Forget it. My actual daughter doesn't listen to me, why would I expect you to?

[revmeup]

That's part of the appeal for a lot of men, you know.

Anyway you're wrong I'm not and never have been a good kid.

[captaincaveman]

Not me. I'm still very devoted to my late wife. Nothing will change that.

You're misguided and a bit extreme. But if you were all bad, you would have killed me by now. I know my winning personality isn't easy to put up with.

[revmeup]

Nobody has paid me to kill you yet

[captaincaveman]

((OOC: I feel like I may have caused some confusion when I said he fit the bill. I meant he fit the sad old man bill, not the hit on Harley bill. Lol. My apologies if you were looking for shippy.))

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Well, aren't I lucky? You just haven't met the right people yet, in that case.

[revmeup]

((ooc: Not at all. Harley is just 1- used to certain types of attention, 2- doesn't understand someone not having an ulterior motive, and 3- an absolute shit. ))

Which people? I got bills to pay.

[captaincaveman]

((OOC: The most fun absolute shit. Lol.))

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I'm sure with your connections you wouldn't have any trouble finding someone who wants me dead because I'm me or because of Thawne.

You'd do it?

[revmeup]

I'm a bad person

[captaincaveman]

I want it in writing, not an implication. Tell me you could hunt me down, put a gun to my head, and pull the trigger. Then maybe I'll concede.

[revmeup]

yeah sure I could shoot you in the head

[captaincaveman]

Well, until you do, I'm going to care about your safety. Deal with it.

[revmeup]

weird but whatever
anyway I'm going out with that guy again

[captaincaveman]

Then promise me you'll be careful.

[revmeup]

yes I carry condoms just in case

[captaincaveman]

You know what I mean, Quinn.

[revmeup]

I carry guns too

[captaincaveman]

I'll pretend I don't know that and will deny knowing it if asked. But if he does turn out to be a murderer, I'd rather you were armed.

[revmeup]

Do you like your daughter?

[captaincaveman]

[Now that was a red flag question that worried him.]

Why?

[revmeup]

idk just curious i guess
you're only like the 3rd parent i've met

[captaincaveman]

She's my whole world. I'd do anything for her. I've done some not so great things to protect her already.

Your own parents notwithstanding, I assume. No siblings or extended family for you?