1. That’s not a twerking video. Ur ass isn’t big enough to twerk. Eat some Wonder Bread and try again.

2. I’m gonna be honest… That was super hot. Respectfully. Title IX compliantly.

3. She did that tongue thing that I like. So, yeah, I’m gonna keep fucking her. One little murder attempt isn’t the end of the world.

4. Next time someone calls u a pussy, just say u are what u eat, cumshot. Works everytime.

5. It’s not anything personal. My eagle just gets a bad vibe from u.