petitcanary: (you've been keeping)

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[personal profile] petitcanary 2025-05-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Huh
That's a new one
Points for creativity and the implication that I eat more pussy than they do?
suspectratio: /squaresius (₍ ₈₀ ₎)

[personal profile] suspectratio 2025-05-10 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah man, u got this
U just gotta sell it
Like REALLY sell it
Because no one’s gonna believe u otherwise

U look like u been sitting in a closet eating peanuts for the past 20 years

No offense
petitcanary: (but you will)

[personal profile] petitcanary 2025-05-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like there's a level of "selling it" that'd be too much

Eh people have said way worse about me at this point
If it's not saying that I am/have a pussy it's usually something about me swallowing jizz or being like whatever's lower than a cuck on the porno totem pole
suspectratio: /squaresius (₍ ₅₇ ₎)

[personal profile] suspectratio 2025-05-10 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus Christ bro
Sorry @ God

And u don’t beat the shit outta them?
petitcanary: (in a title fight)

[personal profile] petitcanary 2025-05-12 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know if God's in these messages, man

It's tempting but unlikely to do anything to stop them and also I'm a regular guy built like a car dealership balloon
Best I can hope for with some of these guys is a few good hits and not getting a concussion