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[trashtalker]

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

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[revmeup]

you better have meant this for someone else

[suspectratio]

Idk is someone else going viral on TikTok for twerking at Sionis’ club on nickel shot night?

[revmeup]

Ok so I was too wasted to do my best work but how dare you say that about my ass. You can't have it anymore.

[suspectratio]

If I say that im too wasted for this conversation, will that get me an ass pass?

[revmeup]

You're on ass probation.

[suspectratio]

Yeah?

Ur on dick probation.

[revmeup]

You're only hurting yourself

[suspectratio]

Yeah, I don’t think so
Dick probation ends early with good behavior

And an ankle monitor. U prolly have plenty of those lying around.

[revmeup]

why, so you can track when I spread my legs?

[suspectratio]

U mean constantly?



Which is cool.
No slut shaming here.
#SlutAlly

[revmeup]

I'm not fucking you for the rest of the month.

[suspectratio]

Wtf? I’m literally in alliance with u!!

[revmeup]

I can say it about me but you don't get to, especially when you're being an ass about my ass.

[suspectratio]

U wanna say I fuck a lot? Then we’re square?

[revmeup]

You don't tho
Not til June

[suspectratio]

I would like to renegotiate the terms of my sentence

[revmeup]

Say nice things about my ass

[suspectratio]

It’s
Shapely

Pale
Probably the only part on u that’s not covered in tattoos
Yet

Super eatable

[revmeup]

these are just facts

[suspectratio]

Yeah and?

Hey, can I tattoo a dove on ur ass? 🕊️

[revmeup]

What do I get to tattoo on yours?

[suspectratio]

( he’s actually thinking about it, give him a second. )

A diamond?
That’s ur thing isn’t it?

But a little one
I’m talking small
So small, my doctor won’t even see it next time I go in to get my g-spot checked

[revmeup]

you can tattoo a dove the size of the diamond you let me do

[suspectratio]

I wanna say that’s not fair

But that’s like the definition of fair if you’re a communist

How bad does it hurt? Super bad?

[revmeup]

You've been shot AND stabbed but you're scared of a tattoo? Aw baby