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bakerstreet2025-02-21 12:32 pm
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1. well...you threw soup at him because he called me...well it doesn't matter. but it was a whole can. of soup....
2. most ghosts don't seem to mean any harm.
3. [ ten years later timeline, open to au interpretations for it for added or alternate cr though, still operating on mafuyu performing with/as a part of given though regardless ] i didn't think anyone would recognize me...thank you for your help getting out of there.
4. i don't care so much what they say about me. but i don't like when they say bad things about you.
5. you punched him in the face. twice. i don't think we can call it an accident...is your hand okay?
[ m/m for shipping. ota otherwise including misfires/your own texts! more info ]
I think the hospital trip was worth it just to get my point across. thank the stars for text to speech tho ♡
1. I got better, now when I steal girlfriends I don't even hold them for ransom.
2. Sarkaz don't do romance. You just have to wait til you're dead to see if I cared enough to avenge you.
3. It was a glitter bomb, not a real bomb, and they still charged me with cruel and unusual punishment.
4. Don't know whether to be more impressed that you escaped or that you coiled the ropes back up neatly before you bounced.
5. You motorboated me and my tits won. You've gotta stop picking fights with opponents that clearly outmatch you.
6. [text!]
2. Sarkaz don't do romance. You just have to wait til you're dead to see if I cared enough to avenge you.
3. It was a glitter bomb, not a real bomb, and they still charged me with cruel and unusual punishment.
4. Don't know whether to be more impressed that you escaped or that you coiled the ropes back up neatly before you bounced.
5. You motorboated me and my tits won. You've gotta stop picking fights with opponents that clearly outmatch you.
6. [text!]
I thought it was a classy way of saying I wouldn't be against it happening again, but you're going to have to up your game.
1. just got my girl scout cookies wanna get high ✿
2. passing out during sex is actually really nice its like being rocked to sleep with a penis ✿
3. i woke up from my nap looked out my window and saw about 6 people get attacked in less than 20 seconds could someone please tell me what's going on ✿
4. hey im sleeping in your car lol just knock on the window in the morning ✿
5. if i wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed you cant stop me ✿
[fine with hades ii spoilers, also fine with avoiding them!]
2. passing out during sex is actually really nice its like being rocked to sleep with a penis ✿
3. i woke up from my nap looked out my window and saw about 6 people get attacked in less than 20 seconds could someone please tell me what's going on ✿
4. hey im sleeping in your car lol just knock on the window in the morning ✿
5. if i wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed you cant stop me ✿
[fine with hades ii spoilers, also fine with avoiding them!]
Listen i dont have icons yet and im at work and im sorry- 3
chthonicnymph
2025-02-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sleep! You awakened! That is wonderful news! Have you spoken yet with Mistress Hecate or lord Odysseus?
[Never you mind what you just saw. Dont worry about all that.]
[Never you mind what you just saw. Dont worry about all that.]
never apologize ilu ♥♥♥ also i hope work is going good!!
haveyoutriednotdying
- 2025-02-21 19:04 (UTC) - ExpandKissy noises!!! Its good theres also some hot goss. U know office shit
chthonicnymph
- 2025-02-21 19:26 (UTC) - Expand1) Upon entering the room, a voice heartily proclaimed "dibs". Dost thou knowest why? In all of mine readings, I hath not come upon such a word. Verily, I doth wonder as to whether this merits concern. Wouldst thou be willing to shine upon me thine enlightening wisdom?
2) Thou hadst insisted upon carrying me upstairs. Despite mine protests, thou proceeded to proclaim that thine strength must needs be tested. I hadst not the heart to dash thine noble wishes upon the shore of disappointment.
3) Art thou most certain as to thy requirement of mine presence? Surely in thine immeasurable kindness, thou wouldst not force a humble scholar from the warm embrace of his bed whilst he hath freshly opened a riveting chronicle of the migration habits of Urqopacha's alpaca population?
4) Unless mine eyesight is failing me in spectacular fashion, I believe it is thee I currently observe skulking about upon yonder rooftop. Prithee, descend at once.
5) It pleaseth me greatly to announce that our kindling relationship hath evolved into the sharing of soup. 'Tis a fitting outcome, one should think, as soup - too - is a vestige of warmth and comfort, ebbing the chill of a winter's eve.
6) ( text him! very much voice-testing, still getting used to his speech patterns; have mercy! assumed cr, misfires, and crosscanon are all very welcome. )
2) Thou hadst insisted upon carrying me upstairs. Despite mine protests, thou proceeded to proclaim that thine strength must needs be tested. I hadst not the heart to dash thine noble wishes upon the shore of disappointment.
3) Art thou most certain as to thy requirement of mine presence? Surely in thine immeasurable kindness, thou wouldst not force a humble scholar from the warm embrace of his bed whilst he hath freshly opened a riveting chronicle of the migration habits of Urqopacha's alpaca population?
4) Unless mine eyesight is failing me in spectacular fashion, I believe it is thee I currently observe skulking about upon yonder rooftop. Prithee, descend at once.
5) It pleaseth me greatly to announce that our kindling relationship hath evolved into the sharing of soup. 'Tis a fitting outcome, one should think, as soup - too - is a vestige of warmth and comfort, ebbing the chill of a winter's eve.
6) ( text him! very much voice-testing, still getting used to his speech patterns; have mercy! assumed cr, misfires, and crosscanon are all very welcome. )
1. The last time I visited, I was sexually propositioned by royalty from seven distinct planetary systems.
2. Your scent indicates you are about to make an unwise decision.
3. I have recceived gifts of 47 varying objects filled with highly concentrated nepeta cataria.
4. This is the third night that Ship's Cat First Class Mr. Tibbs has refused to relinquish possession of my pillow.
5. You are one of the most morally compromised decisions I have ever made.
6. [ text him / misfire ]
2. Your scent indicates you are about to make an unwise decision.
3. I have recceived gifts of 47 varying objects filled with highly concentrated nepeta cataria.
4. This is the third night that Ship's Cat First Class Mr. Tibbs has refused to relinquish possession of my pillow.
5. You are one of the most morally compromised decisions I have ever made.
6. [ text him / misfire ]
You can say 'bad,' you know. Anyway, that doesn't answer my question. Do you like the present?
1. He asked me who my new girlfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
2. Leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
3. I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
4. We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
5. The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
[ooc: available in regular or young version, just specify which one you'd like.]
1.) Last night a man at the bar decided that he was going to try and light his drink on fire like a 'fancy bartender'. The problem was the drink he kept trying to light was water.
2.) My fortune cookie was empty... do you think that's a bad omen or something?
3.) Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me.
4.) So for future reference, at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
5.) Text him
1.) Last night a man at the bar decided that he was going to try and light his drink on fire like a 'fancy bartender'. The problem was the drink he kept trying to light was water.
2.) My fortune cookie was empty... do you think that's a bad omen or something?
3.) Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me.
4.) So for future reference, at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
5.) Text him
[OOC: Bio is on his journal. Assumed cr and misfires are fine.]
A. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 33.
B. I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar.
C. That may or may not have been my penis.
D. Text Cole instead.
A. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 33.
B. I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar.
C. That may or may not have been my penis.
D. Text Cole instead.
Poor baby. It only counts if you consistently use proper punctuation and complete sentences in your messages.
1. My ass is underappreciated.
2. Using pokemon references during sex is always a good idea.
3. My head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of a bowl... I may have a concussion. lol.
4. My shower turned into a bath, turned into me laying on the shower floor with the water running over me. That hungover.
5. I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
2. Using pokemon references during sex is always a good idea.
3. My head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of a bowl... I may have a concussion. lol.
4. My shower turned into a bath, turned into me laying on the shower floor with the water running over me. That hungover.
5. I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dude. No... I mean, I GUESS if they're into that too but in general? Who told you that???
1. honestly i don't remember how i got here and at this point i'm too afraid to ask!
2. three missed calls and 1 second of indecisive voicemail silence! call me curious.
3. rumors of my demise were largely exaggerated,
this time!
4. you told me you could fly. obviously i can't be responsible for that.
5. ( text him. ota. misfire him. just don't call him into work, thanks. )
2. three missed calls and 1 second of indecisive voicemail silence! call me curious.
3. rumors of my demise were largely exaggerated,
this time!
4. you told me you could fly. obviously i can't be responsible for that.
5. ( text him. ota. misfire him. just don't call him into work, thanks. )
1. I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
2. Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
3. I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
4. You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
5. I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
1. textins you froms a mosh pit!!! hard to holds the phones wowee
2. the groupies says hi. we ams playins guitars hero togethers.
3. ams that sugars free?
4. i wrotes TOKI WAS HERE on the bathsroom wall and now some guys tryins to takes the wall
5. [text him!]
2. the groupies says hi. we ams playins guitars hero togethers.
3. ams that sugars free?
4. i wrotes TOKI WAS HERE on the bathsroom wall and now some guys tryins to takes the wall
5. [text him!]
1.) A goose stole my sandwich when I took a lunch break. That's how my day's going.
2.) TO BE FAIR, people usually have reasons for shooting me?
3.) I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
4.) My last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham"
5.) Text him or ask for a riddle
2.) TO BE FAIR, people usually have reasons for shooting me?
3.) I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
4.) My last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham"
5.) Text him or ask for a riddle
1. You're in the clear. The bouncer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
2. I am so sorry. not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I’m covering my bases.
3. If his face wasn't there then his nose wouldn't be broken....
4. All I want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face.
5. Of course I have a nighttime routine. It’s called 30-75 mins of screaming into the void.
6. Why is there whipped cream all over the floor of the training room?
7. I dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while I pushed it back in.
8. Or leave your own!
2. I am so sorry. not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I’m covering my bases.
3. If his face wasn't there then his nose wouldn't be broken....
4. All I want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face.
5. Of course I have a nighttime routine. It’s called 30-75 mins of screaming into the void.
6. Why is there whipped cream all over the floor of the training room?
7. I dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while I pushed it back in.
8. Or leave your own!
I listen to white noise, but you do you, boo.
How's the void screaming working out tho? Do you recommend?
How's the void screaming working out tho? Do you recommend?
this felt very on the run/ WS coded but if you want current we can switch haha
endof_theline
- 2025-02-22 05:38 (UTC) - ExpandSounds good to me! Always LOVE threads of them on the run!
ricochetingbullets
- 2025-02-22 06:19 (UTC) - Expand1. I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
2. I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
3. Who are you talking about my vagina to?!
4. We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
5. I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'll have to tell him that's what you thought he was! And see how many claw marks you find in the furniture next time you come over?
1. There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
2. I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
3. So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
4. Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
5. Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
[ up to date incl cap 4, please mark spoilers if you wanna play from it! ]
1. I've been told my ass is making people patriotic. I'm not sure how to take that.
2. I deserve good wine and dirty kisses, and yet here I am, getting neither.
3. You keep sending me pictures of pillows. Are you trying to encourage sleep, sex or smothering?
4. The way you worded that, I'm not sure if you're joking with me or flirting with me. Or both, somehow.
5. I never said I'd save Redwing before I save you, I just asked if I could have a moment to think about it.
6. I could take you.
7. WILDCARD - Text him!
1. I've been told my ass is making people patriotic. I'm not sure how to take that.
2. I deserve good wine and dirty kisses, and yet here I am, getting neither.
3. You keep sending me pictures of pillows. Are you trying to encourage sleep, sex or smothering?
4. The way you worded that, I'm not sure if you're joking with me or flirting with me. Or both, somehow.
5. I never said I'd save Redwing before I save you, I just asked if I could have a moment to think about it.
6. I could take you.
7. WILDCARD - Text him!
7 - have not seen cap 4 but have been spoiled for most of it so go right ahead
hereditas
- 2025-02-21 21:34 (UTC) - Expand1. I need to kill a magician now. Be right back.
2. Do you want the good news or bad news first?
3. It was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower.
4. I hate your face.
5. text her
2. Do you want the good news or bad news first?
3. It was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower.
4. I hate your face.
5. text her
ok but like
if you want help with doing the deed definitely let me know
we can do our own magic trick that equals death
it'd be fun
if you want help with doing the deed definitely let me know
we can do our own magic trick that equals death
it'd be fun
1. that is the best grammar in a dirty text i've ever seen. excellent use of the semi-colon.
2. i tried to tell him i love him but it came out something like "we're both fucked up and it works."
3. nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
4. i'm still alive. just can't talk. or move. no need to worry.
5. [ or text them. ]
1. I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
2. Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
3. You literally chaperoned my booty call.
4. I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works I'll be over.
5. When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
2. Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
3. You literally chaperoned my booty call.
4. I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works I'll be over.
5. When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
1. I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
2. As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
3. The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
4. She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
5. text her
2. As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
3. The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
4. She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
5. text her
1. Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood...
2. whatever he told you, it wasn't my fault and I was barely involved
3. I don't have time or energy to get into all the ways you're full of shit right now.
4. Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
5. They say "it costs $0 to be kind" like being a hater isn't free, too.
6. WILDCARD - Text her!
2. whatever he told you, it wasn't my fault and I was barely involved
3. I don't have time or energy to get into all the ways you're full of shit right now.
4. Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
5. They say "it costs $0 to be kind" like being a hater isn't free, too.
6. WILDCARD - Text her!
Ok but are you following all the steps?
First rinse the stains with cold water to loosen the blood, then pre-treat the stain with an enzymatic cleaner- there's some under the sink. Let it sit for a few minutes and wash the clothes in cold water with your regular detergent.
First rinse the stains with cold water to loosen the blood, then pre-treat the stain with an enzymatic cleaner- there's some under the sink. Let it sit for a few minutes and wash the clothes in cold water with your regular detergent.
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