unclesam: ((113))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that can be arranged
you're a life saver
protectoroftheskies: (okay that's cute)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)

Finally I can end the rumors that my life saving activities are limited to punching asteroids and reigniting suns.

This is the kind of life saving I can get behind. Thanks for picking up the wine duties.

unclesam: ((52))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
hey you could feasibly sell it as cpr
I can see the headlines now
protectoroftheskies: (smug and knows it)

Mild cap 4 spoilers

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)

This feels like a one way ticket to kids making talking head videos about how I’m problematic.

But hey, potential income source for the Avengers.

unclesam: ((146))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oh you'll get that part for free
one of my nephews is old enough to tell me shit like 'don't call bucky an asshole, that's ableist'

speaking of income sources, I've been told we should do a calendar
apparently america's ass 2.0 is getting attention
protectoroftheskies: (tell me more)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)

Don’t tell him that made me laugh. Not to mention assholery transcends ability.

That’s not a bad idea. America’s Ass 2.0 is really nice to look at. Put me down for five.

unclesam: ((29))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
oh that's how it is?
and what makes you think you're not gonna join the team-to-be in being in the calendar, hm?
protectoroftheskies: (grinning)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)

Because nobody is going to pay money for a picture of my flat ass, Sam.

unclesam: ((68))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
two things
don't undersell yourself
I would
respectfully, of course
protectoroftheskies: (okay that's cute)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)

That’s weirdly very sweet.

But you can respectfully look at my ass any time you’d like for free.

Do we need to redo our Avengers fantasy rosters based on how willingly they would be in a calendar?

unclesam: ((147))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-21 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
weirdly sweet's my middle name

and I think we do
I'm perfectly happy to objectify myself if I can take some people down with me
protectoroftheskies: (grinning)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-21 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)

Then we have to get Shang-Chi. Between him and America’s ass we would sell so many calendars.

unclesam: ((53))

[personal profile] unclesam 2025-02-22 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
do I gotta worry about the competition here?
protectoroftheskies: (effortless)

[personal profile] protectoroftheskies 2025-02-22 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not with me.