☛ is there any point in linking to this anymore? ☚
Finally I can end the rumors that my life saving activities are limited to punching asteroids and reigniting suns.This is the kind of life saving I can get behind. Thanks for picking up the wine duties.
This feels like a one way ticket to kids making talking head videos about how I’m problematic.But hey, potential income source for the Avengers.
Don’t tell him that made me laugh. Not to mention assholery transcends ability.That’s not a bad idea. America’s Ass 2.0 is really nice to look at. Put me down for five.
Because nobody is going to pay money for a picture of my flat ass, Sam.
That’s weirdly very sweet.But you can respectfully look at my ass any time you’d like for free.Do we need to redo our Avengers fantasy rosters based on how willingly they would be in a calendar?
Then we have to get Shang-Chi. Between him and America’s ass we would sell so many calendars.
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you're a life saver
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Finally I can end the rumors that my life saving activities are limited to punching asteroids and reigniting suns.
This is the kind of life saving I can get behind. Thanks for picking up the wine duties.
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I can see the headlines now
Mild cap 4 spoilers
This feels like a one way ticket to kids making talking head videos about how I’m problematic.
But hey, potential income source for the Avengers.
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one of my nephews is old enough to tell me shit like 'don't call bucky an asshole, that's ableist'
speaking of income sources, I've been told we should do a calendar
apparently america's ass 2.0 is getting attention
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Don’t tell him that made me laugh. Not to mention assholery transcends ability.
That’s not a bad idea. America’s Ass 2.0 is really nice to look at. Put me down for five.
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and what makes you think you're not gonna join the team-to-be in being in the calendar, hm?
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Because nobody is going to pay money for a picture of my flat ass, Sam.
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don't undersell yourself
I would
respectfully, of course
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That’s weirdly very sweet.
But you can respectfully look at my ass any time you’d like for free.
Do we need to redo our Avengers fantasy rosters based on how willingly they would be in a calendar?
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and I think we do
I'm perfectly happy to objectify myself if I can take some people down with me
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Then we have to get Shang-Chi. Between him and America’s ass we would sell so many calendars.
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