texts from last night

[oneholysock]

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[coolcostumes]

Wait, you haven't experienced Bagel Bites yet?

[so_many_pockets]

Why would I ask about that if I had?

[coolcostumes]

I'm just shocked, food connoisseur that you are.

[so_many_pockets]

You're right. Maybe I should just assume they are not worthwhile, then, since I had not heard of them before learning you eat them in your underwear.

[coolcostumes]

They are so worthwhile! It's like pizza on a small bagel!

[so_many_pockets]

Now why did I have to do that to get you to tell me what they actually were?

Why a small bagel instead of a regular bagel?

[coolcostumes]

I dunno, I didn't invent them. I just eat them.

But, I think maybe it's just easier to hold in one hand. You can heat a bunch of them up.

[so_many_pockets]

It seems very easy to hold a regular bagel in one hand, but okay. Very American.

[coolcostumes]

You can't judge until you've actually had them.

[so_many_pockets]

It really feels like I can, but fine. I am not paying for them before I know if they're any good, though, so you are now party to petty supermarket theft.

[coolcostumes]

Wait, are you going to steal Bagel Bites?

[so_many_pockets]

Who, me? Commit a crime? Never. How could you even say such a thing. Etc etc etc.

[coolcostumes]

You could just come over and have some of mine?

[so_many_pockets]

You would rather I steal from you?

[coolcostumes]

Is it stealing if I'm offering them to you?

[so_many_pockets]

No, I guess not, but I would still make it look like one. You know, for fun.

[coolcostumes]

So, I would have to pretend that you took my Bagel Bites?

[so_many_pockets]

Would I not actually be taking them?

[coolcostumes]

No, I am trying to get you to come over and have them with me, Yelena.

[so_many_pockets]

Oh.
That would not be going home and doing nothing, though, which you said you were looking forward to.

[coolcostumes]

I can change my mind!

[so_many_pockets]

Okay! I am not saying you can't. I just did not know.

[coolcostumes]

Well, now you know. And that's a good thing!

[so_many_pockets]

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