texts from last night

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[endof_theline]

Zemo!
What did you do?

[discobaron]

Am I not allowed to buy you dinner, James?

[endof_theline]

Well yeah, but that's. Different.
Just don't give anyone my address.

[discobaron]

How so?

Not to worry. I’ll be picking it up myself.
Be sure to tip for excellent service.

[endof_theline]

Us going out is different from you filling my tub with fries.

I can't believe you're really doing this.
What's the tip conversion ration in kisses?

[discobaron]

It’s what you asked for. Besides I never said I wasn’t going to steal a fry or two.

The more generous the better. :)
Use your best judgement.

[endof_theline]

I was kidding! You're not gonna find this stuff!

Best judgement, right.

[discobaron]

I already did.
It’s sad how much you doubt my abilities, James. :(

Extra kisses, please.

[endof_theline]

A TUB full of FRIES? A hamburger as big as my HEAD?

You always get those.

[discobaron]

Yes and yes.

I’ll deserve even more once I make this delivery.

[endof_theline]

I don't even know what to say right now.

So this is like a tit for tat thing. You're not just doing this outta the kindness of your heart.

[discobaron]

Thank you Helmut you're the most thoughtful partner a man could ask for?

It's not. I simply wanted to treat you. But kisses are always acceptable regardless of the situation.

[endof_theline]

You're really laying it on thick, huh.

I always give you kisses.

[discobaron]

Oh Helmut I don't know what I'd do without you...

And I always love your kisses. Why shouldn't I want more of them?

[endof_theline]

WOW.

You know- my mouth is gonna be too busy eating all that food.

[discobaron]

Be honest. You know I'm right.

Then I'll just starve I suppose. Deprived of the kisses I rightfully deserve. :(
You truly wish to see me waste away...

[endof_theline]

I'm honestly real hungry.

Hey, you're the one who decided to get me all this food. You don't want me to eat it? :(

[discobaron]

You'll be fed soon.
Just don't forget your kiss gratuity. That's all I ask.

[endof_theline]

You acting like I'm gonna forget kissing you is actually making me sad :\

[discobaron]

You'd never forget. I know that.
I would just like to be ravished is all. My needs are simple.

[endof_theline]

Don't worry, I'll ravish you.
After I ravish the head sized burger.

[discobaron]

Connecting you to your delivery person.
ETA is 15min. ;)

[endof_theline]

I'll.... get the bathtub ready?

[discobaron]

Did you ever get the crack in the porcelain taken care of?

[endof_theline]

...No.