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Saber | Fate/Samurai Remnant | ota

[hakkidoto]

[ Warning: pics are spoilers for Samurai Remnant.

He just really loves them, OK? ]

[maiden_of_mischief]

Cute! What's their name?

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot

some questionable crosscanon ships vary with... literature club president (Act 3 flavor, too), a fashionista, underworld goddess, and an average human.]

becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

[cafeultra]

[ She says she doesn't have a type, and that's mostly true? But she's drawn to slender sad guys. Bad boy twinks. Anyone who looks kinda evil.

And beautiful women. Just... beautiful women yeah. Especially if they're kinda evil. ]

[requit]

So, you're into "kinda evil".

[ can relate. ]

hel/geiravor lokisdottir | the prophecies of ragnarok | ota

[sinne]

[ her canon bae whose dream casting, according to the word of god, is this actor. while crosscanon ships have included this guy, this guy, and this guy. (she has a type 🤪)

if we have existing cr, please feel free to assume it's your character being referred to! ♥ ]

Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

[infinite1ups]

( Mostly what matters to Claire is that they're good - though she does seek out danger and is reckless sometimes, so she wouldn't be above falling for someone less than good. I think it'd also be important that she can have fun with them.

Physically, her canon love interests have all had brown hair and eyes. Is that her type? Maybe? I have thoughts and headcanons about it, because of course I do. That said, while she would want to be with someone she's physically attracted to, I don't think those details matter as much as personality. )

james t kirk. star trek aos.

[negativechill]

[ i'm not sure what you expected. ]

[overtakes]

I always knew Enterprise was code for swingers club.

Who took the picture? Spock? They look like they’re one bad Vulcan joke away from abandoning ship.

Agnes Claudel | Kuro No Kiseki | OTA

[octogenesis]

[ Her canon crush that she desperately hopes he doesn't know about being said crush.

He may be a few years older but so what!? ]

montgomery scott. star trek aos.

[kludging]

[ isn't she beautiful? ]

[bridgertons]

I admire how many windows she has.

Shidou Ryusei | Blue Lock | m/m

[cinderferal]

This is Sae-chan. He makes me feel like Cinder-fucking-rella.

FDR | This Means War

[overtakes]

[ is she holding a flamethrower? she sure is. that’s his girl. ]

[logicalities]

Remarkable.

Winslow Leach / Phantom of the Paradise / ota

[hellishcantata]

[ His Christine to his Erik, is played by the lovely Jessica Harper. She's worth all the pain in the world. ]

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

[ This super cool guy. ]

[shadeflower]

[It was always pretty obvious, but she didn't expect him to actually admit it. Good for you, buddy.]

Emil...

kumagawa misogi （medaka box）

[negative]

『I tend to fall in love quite easily, but I've pined for the following two the longest.』

[ He shows off the first photo of an extremely young-looking blonde girl in a lab coat. ]

『This is Hitoyoshi-sensei, my very first crush! She's a retired forty-something-year-old surgeon who still looks the same as the day I met her.』

[ And then he reveals the second photo, this time of a ridiculously pretty schoolgirl with very long hair. ]

『And this is Anshin'in-san. She helped get me elected as student council president back in middle school, and assisted me as VP. She's also 3,402,193,822,311 years old, so... I guess you could say I have a fondness for older women!』

[nishibi]

Hold on! Hold on ---

The second one is how old? [ you're not young either, tams hush. ]

John Constantine | DCU

[shabby_magic]

[ He has a variety of exes to choose from. ]

irresistible

[duckshaveears]

Who's the shark?

Sophie Hallow *Original* OTA

[sugarandwhiskey]

[Soph is a fan of folks who are taller than her, but that's not hard since she's so short. She tends to have two modes when it comes to guys--either those who are very much the bad boy and are not great, or the golden retriever type.

For woman, she is a sucker for someone who's bad ass and maybe a little evil/mean and sarcastic.]

Arianna Caledonia 🌱 Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold

[daughterofthemark]

[She likes several people. And that's before you get to memes and CRAU stuff.]

eric northman | true blood

[sverth]

[ EVERYONE CLAP. ]

[assholic]

Very blonde. She looks southern. Tell me she's southern. I bet she calls people 'sugar'.

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[ Don't think of him as her "type", think of him as her "arranged spouse". ]

michael kaiser | blue lock

[outplayed]

[ he has just a bit of the the "my father beat my ass so now i crave a stable older male figure in my life but i cannot be normal about it, i have to be a fucking annoying brat" kind of crush. neither a crush nor an SO, but there is also his once-boytoy whom he kept on a metaphorical leash and unironically called his dog and puppy, and the guy he has a hate date with. he's the most normal white boy in the world! ]

[cinderferal]

I can't blame your taste for Noa; he's fucking hot. And Isagi's an exciting guy.

Kanamori Sayaka | Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken! | OTA

[kanamoney]

[Shibusawa Eiichi of course.]

tamamo no mae — fate/

[nishibi]

[ if you disagree, you're wrong. ]

[waifu_master]

So that's what I look like as a guy, huh?

Cloud Strife | Final Fantasy VII

[mattero]

[It's complicated.]

[gardened]

[ It sure is……. ]

You know… somehow, I’m not all that surprised.

christine chapel ( star trek: snw ) ota

[percuratae]

[ significant other? ex??? UNCLEAR. ]

Helena Bertinelli | DCAU

[700situps]

You know what, I deserve to be roasted over this.

[maiden_of_mischief]

Geeze, and Bats is the one that got the false accusations of not going down on his lady friends?

Saitou Hajime | Rurouni Kenshin | ota

[shinsengumiwolf]

Marriage and amusement are occasionally two different things. And some secrets travel across decades.

couldn't resist ;)

[rooster_head]

....what the hell am I doing in that list.