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[cinderferal]

Is that his name?

[Well, Shidou's chest is bigger than Ness's, so to Shidou, he's a twink.]

Why's he following you around like a puppy?

[outplayed]

Because he thinks he's my dog... Obviously.

[ his poor dented puppy who either has been or shortly will be subject to pet abandonment... ]

I think you should understand the mindset pretty well. [ implying sae itoshi probably has a similar attitude towards him... ]

[cinderferal]

[Similar, yes]

And you let him think that? Pretty cold of you.

[outplayed]

I won't say something obviously stupid like "I have nothing to do with it", but he thinks that for his own sake, not mine... so...

[ again, he would think shidou gets it? but you can only assume so much about a person you don't know very well. ]

[cinderferal]

[Shidou's more in Ness's position than Kaiser's, if we're honest

He shrugs.]

If you're gonna use someone, I think you should be upfront about it. It's what humans do, use each other. No use in trying to pretty it up.

[outplayed]

[ no, no, kaiser agrees. lorenzo bucks the trend but how come 2/3 ng11 members have at least one freak to boss around... ]

If that's what works for you, then cool, whatever. But I'm doing what's better for me and for him.

[ he has psychoanalyzed his poor pup and decided it's just better to never give ness any reasons. because ness the kind of guy you tell why you're breaking up with him and gets extremely hung up and desperate over the details... ]

[cinderferal]

[And Loki does try to boss Charles around...]

Uh-huh, sure. Well, I hope the sex was good for him, at least.

[And back to sex.]

[outplayed]

Cum-brained. [ just to be clear... before he immediately sends mixed messages: ] Good for him, sure. Unforgettable, even. Probably going to be comparing me to everybody else for the rest of his life, assuming he's the mind to attempt getting with anybody ever again.

[cinderferal]

[It's cute that Kaiser thinks that's an insult.]

Well. Guess I'll take one for the team and fuck him so he'll forget about you.

[100% said to just get under Kaiser's skin.]

[outplayed]

If you could, I'd welcome it... but you can't, so. Don't bother.

[ please, he knows his dog. that is just not happening. ]

[cinderferal]

Oh? Would you rather use me as a palate cleanser, then?

[outplayed]

Depends on what your kinks are and aren't, I guess.

[ he's not saying no. because vomming is also technically palate cleansing. ]

[cinderferal]

How about we start rough and insulting and work our way from there? If you don't leave marks on me, I'll fuck your flat ass.

[Purely physical sex.]

[outplayed]

So if I'm lazy, I get to keep being lazy? I don't get the incentives here...

[ but yeah. he's down for purely physical sex. ]

[cinderferal]

[Have a raised eyebrow]

Would you have a good time being lazy?

[Because you don't strike him as the type.]

[outplayed]

Sorry if this ruins my image or whatever the fuck, but outside of soccer... I really don't care either way. It purely depends on what's to my benefit...

[ born 2 sub forced 2 dom :( ]

[cinderferal]

Fine. How about I tie you to your bed and take your dick for a ride, then? I heard Germans like their bondage.

[outplayed]

[ "i live in restraint" ahh motherfucker... ]

Can I just say, I'm fine with that, but I don't want to be a representative for what Germans like or dislike...

[cinderferal]

Yeah, yeah. But that's the stereotype Germans have. I know Japan has a rep for being perverted and liking tentacles. So it's whatever.

[outplayed]

And what are you saying, that you like being a fucking pervert and tentacles but you don't want to be a representative for that either?

[ call him a hypocrite because he is! but he thinks it's different when he says it compared to when shidou says it... ]

[cinderferal]

I'm saying it doesn't matter. If I had tentacles, I'd totally use them for sex.

[outplayed]

[ opening his mouth... closing his mouth... no. he should hold himself back. ]

... Yeah. Of course you would. Should I say 'good luck with that'?

[cinderferal]

[He grins]

Don't need luck. I'm perfectly able to please my partners without tentacles.