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[outplayed]

[ his favorite song is by the eagles... so...... ]

What's that supposed to mean? You're generally interesting.

[menkoi]

[ the eagles are great though ]

Oh~ high praise.

I know, but sometimes it's hard to tell from your face.

[ ^yuri is literally the one who doesn't emote? 😭

except that made him smile a little bit. ]

[outplayed]

[ yes but hearing that a decade-old song is "old" will obliterate his sense of the passage of time instantly. ]

That's just how my face is. What, do you want me to change it up? [ he... can. when he puts in an effort. ]

[menkoi]

No way.

[ thinking. that's not to say the media face is bad... the efforts do pay off. ]

...maybe when I ask for sensual Misha. Otherwise you can relax, it's cuter.

[outplayed]

Is it? Well... I won't actually question it.

[ he don't like his own face, ok... but he's thankful it's a nice one. it helps so much. ]

You're not that expressive either, you know.

[menkoi]

[ Yuri probably likes Kaiser's face enough for both of them... ]

I'm not changing. Smiling too much causes wrinkles, you know?


[ and on a less conscious level... he learned early on that smiling made him just as much of a target as crying, between the bullies and the hard-ass russian dad and all. it's whatever. being vulnerable isn't cool etc ]

[outplayed]

Does it? Genes probably matter more, I think...

[ his mom is still hot and aged well... so he's pretty sure that he will too, regardless of how much smiling he isn't doing. ]

[menkoi]

[ Kaiser isn't afflicted with kawaii culture brainrot, thank god ]

I mean, probably genes matter more. But it's still true. Right here,

[ pointing out non-existent nasolabial folds!!! ]

Not cute. Save the big dazzling smiles for cameras.

[ and the fleeting mania of winning, of course, but that goes without saying. ]

[outplayed]

[ kaiser only has soccer brainrot. other than that, his brain is safe... almost alarmingly safe... ]

Uh, what? [ literally what is yuri pointing at?? ] I don't get it...