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[simpings]

...If you don't want me to be your manager, I don't have to be.

[ that's... easier to say than "stop telling me you want to sleep with other people please" :( ]

[outplayed]

I'm being very manageable right now and asking, aren't I? Is that not what you want?

[ very demure... very manageable. definitely not dangling a juicy piece of bait. ]

[simpings]

[ .......yeah. maybe isagi isn't so bad. maybe passing to him one day won't be the worst, actually— ]

...I don't want you sleeping with anyone.

[ happy? ]

[outplayed]

Mmhm. [ because he knew that, yeah. ] Is that it? Nothing else you want from me?

[ just checking! ]

Guess I'll have to get a fucking cumrag or something... [ he's kidding. ]

[simpings]

I don't know what you're expecting me to say, but yes, that's it.

[ and don't tell him about the cumrag either??? who do you think cleans his room smh ]

[outplayed]

Nothing in particular... it's just that if you say something that I don't expect, then I at least want it to be in response to something I asked.

[ because it's the least likely circumstance to catch him by surprise... ]

[simpings]

If I told you what you wanted to hear, it would lead nowhere, and it'd be awkward, so instead you should trust me with our... friendship.

I'm doing everything I can to keep it as it is, since that's what's most convenient for you. And for me.

[ the last part might not entirely be true, but if he didn't add it, he'd run the risk of kaiser asking "what about you". at least this way he covers all his bases. ]

[outplayed]

Hmm... I wonder what in the world you could possibly mean by that. [ don't make him laugh like for real... it ruins his image to give off the impression he can feel genuine joy. ] Sometimes you can be so fucking precious, Ness.

[ you know, like cute (derogatory). ]

Sure. Let's say that's the most convenient for you and for me, then.

[simpings]

[ he's used to being talked down to, but not in this way. this way kind of pisses him off. ]

...Okay. You know best after all, Kaiser.

[ calling kaiser smart as an insult, maybe. just a little. ]

[outplayed]

What's your problem, huh?

[ in contrast to the aggressive choice of words, though, kaiser just seems... pleased with himself. he's smiling in a smug way, the kind of expression of somebody who thinks they're about to get what they want. ]

I'm doing what you want. That's all I've been doing this entire time, it's really praise-worthy being this amenable. [ crazy that he would insist he deserves a compliment for this behavior! ]

[simpings]

And I said you know best, unless I said something wrong?

[ enough, he's gonna go bully yoichi now to get his bad feelings out. ]

If you want praise, of course you can have it. Good job, Kaiser.

[ no eyeroll irl but, mentally, again... ]

[outplayed]

[ it's a win-win for kaiser if isagi gets bullied over this. it's only a bit of a loss if he's not allowed to watch. ]

No, I think I should be the one saying that to you. Good job, Ness. [ leaning in to pat him on the head for good measure... ]

[simpings]

[ ............oh. that actually does calm him down ngl. ]

...I don't know what for, but... thanks.

[outplayed]

It's mostly because I feel like it.

[ and he has to manage his puppy's mental well-being. also, one must imagine ness's hair is fluffy, so perhaps it is also enjoyable to do?

at any rate, he's continuing with the headpats; not even god knows when he'll stop now. ]