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[outplayed]

... Never mind. Somebody like you simply wouldn't understand it, so I won't waste my energy attempting to explain. You've probably never felt disgusted by something in your entire life, have you?

[ which is a touch hypocritical, since kaiser will do and has done any number of disgusting things. it's just that he still gags when he's forced to eat actual trash? but he'll eat it. ]

[cinderferal]

Even I have limits on kinks.

[Still thinking this is about sex.]

Other than cum and sweat, most body fluids are gross.

[outplayed]

You'll never beat the cum-brained allegations.

[ also now he has to live with the fact that he's almost certainly been pissed on while getting beaten up by his fat mob alcoholic father but that's off limits to shidou... sniffles... ]

Also, how surprisingly narrow-minded of you.

[cinderferal]

Not really worried about that.

[He gives a shrug.]

If you're into it, that's fine, but it's not for me. Be proud of your kinks, but if you ask me to piss on you, I'm probably going to say no.

[outplayed]

[ opens mouth... closes mouth... opens mouth again. ]

Did I say it's my kink? [ it is absolutely not; if anything, it sickens him?? he is the pisser now. obviously. ] Jesus fucking Christ, not everybody is as horny as you and looking to make everything into a sex thing.

[cinderferal]

What the fuck ever! I don't care if you like getting pissed on or not!

[Dramatic point. Also, no, he's not. No sub is the pisser]

You should be proud of kinks fuckwad! And we were talking about sex! You fucking called me narrowed-minded!

[outplayed]

[ yes but... born to sub forced to dom :( ]

Well, we can stop talking about sex at any moment. But I somehow feel like you can hardly carry on a conversation without bringing it up.

[ also, stop pointing at him? it'll make him want to physically smack shidou's hand away... ]

[cinderferal]

Fine.

[He huffs out an annoyed breath.]

So what the fuck is up with you and that one twink?

[outplayed]

What twink? [ he is... genuinely perplexed. ] Ness?

[ he would personally qualify ness as a twink... maybe in the face, a little? but kaiser knows ness too well, he doesn't have the personality or the build, really... though he understands ness's appearance is a bit deceiving. ]

[cinderferal]

Is that his name?

[Well, Shidou's chest is bigger than Ness's, so to Shidou, he's a twink.]

Why's he following you around like a puppy?

[outplayed]

Because he thinks he's my dog... Obviously.

[ his poor dented puppy who either has been or shortly will be subject to pet abandonment... ]

I think you should understand the mindset pretty well. [ implying sae itoshi probably has a similar attitude towards him... ]

[cinderferal]

[Similar, yes]

And you let him think that? Pretty cold of you.

[outplayed]

I won't say something obviously stupid like "I have nothing to do with it", but he thinks that for his own sake, not mine... so...

[ again, he would think shidou gets it? but you can only assume so much about a person you don't know very well. ]

[cinderferal]

[Shidou's more in Ness's position than Kaiser's, if we're honest

He shrugs.]

If you're gonna use someone, I think you should be upfront about it. It's what humans do, use each other. No use in trying to pretty it up.

[outplayed]

[ no, no, kaiser agrees. lorenzo bucks the trend but how come 2/3 ng11 members have at least one freak to boss around... ]

If that's what works for you, then cool, whatever. But I'm doing what's better for me and for him.

[ he has psychoanalyzed his poor pup and decided it's just better to never give ness any reasons. because ness the kind of guy you tell why you're breaking up with him and gets extremely hung up and desperate over the details... ]

[cinderferal]

[And Loki does try to boss Charles around...]

Uh-huh, sure. Well, I hope the sex was good for him, at least.

[And back to sex.]

[outplayed]

Cum-brained. [ just to be clear... before he immediately sends mixed messages: ] Good for him, sure. Unforgettable, even. Probably going to be comparing me to everybody else for the rest of his life, assuming he's the mind to attempt getting with anybody ever again.

[cinderferal]

[It's cute that Kaiser thinks that's an insult.]

Well. Guess I'll take one for the team and fuck him so he'll forget about you.

[100% said to just get under Kaiser's skin.]

[outplayed]

If you could, I'd welcome it... but you can't, so. Don't bother.

[ please, he knows his dog. that is just not happening. ]

[cinderferal]

Oh? Would you rather use me as a palate cleanser, then?

[outplayed]

Depends on what your kinks are and aren't, I guess.

[ he's not saying no. because vomming is also technically palate cleansing. ]

[cinderferal]

How about we start rough and insulting and work our way from there? If you don't leave marks on me, I'll fuck your flat ass.

[Purely physical sex.]

[outplayed]

So if I'm lazy, I get to keep being lazy? I don't get the incentives here...

[ but yeah. he's down for purely physical sex. ]

[cinderferal]

[Have a raised eyebrow]

Would you have a good time being lazy?

[Because you don't strike him as the type.]

[outplayed]

Sorry if this ruins my image or whatever the fuck, but outside of soccer... I really don't care either way. It purely depends on what's to my benefit...

[ born 2 sub forced 2 dom :( ]