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[wotcher]

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james t kirk. star trek aos.

[negativechill]

1. I need you to think about this very carefully, the universe depends on it. Where are my pants?
2. You started citing regulation while you were unzipping my fly so I'm not sure if it was supposed to be positive reinforcement or a warning.
3. Hey. Where did the dog come from? Actually, I'll ask it directly. Did you get this dog from Alfa 177? Careful with your answer, because I can see the horn and antennae from twenty yards.
4. nooooooooooo
5. Why, and I can't reiterate this enough, why are there seventeen giant bouncy balls down in engineering and why are they humming?
6. [ text him! prefs here for anything that might turn serious later. ]

5.

[astrogator]

Inter-organisational experiment. Nothing to worry about.

Wait, seventeen? You're sure? Not a miscount?

[negativechill]

Seventeen. I triple-counted.

Lieutenant, are there supposed to be more or less than seventeen of them?

[astrogator]

[Either would be bad, but-]

Less. There were twelve.

I'll send word for the experiment to be shut down. There shouldn't be doubling on a macroscopic scale.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

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[infinite1ups]

Hey what makes you think the dog came from me?

I mean it did, but I'd like to know your reasoning.

[negativechill]

I asked Scotty first, to be fair. Ever since that beagle showed up where it's supposed to be again, he's been talking about dogs.

Anyway, it was either you or him.

[infinite1ups]

Hmm okay. I can accept that.

Listen I tried to leave her but she followed me. She chose me! I couldn't abandon her.

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[counterstep]

oh that?

don't worry about it

( 🙂 )

[negativechill]

That's the worst possible answer to get on this ship.

What are they really?

[counterstep]

I mean
wouldn't no answer be worse?

( besides the point, barnes. )

so uh
do you remember that abandoned planet we took samples from 90 cycles back?
where we brought back abandoned materials to determine what happened there to log it etc

( for the science! )

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[logicalities]

I doubt the veracity of your claim that the universe depends upon the location of your pants.

[negativechill]

Would I lie? I didn't say what universe. My own personal one where I know where my pants are.

[logicalities]

You would lie.

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[unas]

I was unaware it was my job to keep track of them.

( except she actually knows )

What did you have in them?

[negativechill]

Your job is important, and so are my pants.

Not me, apparently.

[unas]

But something universe-shattering if they're not located?

1. what, I’m bored at work

[overtakes]

Yeah, about that.

You jumped up on the bar last night, took your pants off and hoisted them up like a flag, saying you claimed the bar in the name of Starfleet.

I would’ve stopped you but I was filming it

im crying why are they like this

[negativechill]

Ugh. That does sound kind of familiar now.

However, that doesn't answer my question of where they are now.

its in their dna

[overtakes]

I’d say find a new bar and change your name but you’re going viral on YouTube right now.

They’re hanging over the bar under a sign that says property of the space cadet. I tried to tell them you weren’t an idiot, but the bartender said she’d give me her number if I forked over the pants. It was a no brainer.

Look on the bright side, you don’t have any pants but you do have a date with her next week. You’re welcome.

Oh. And I might have told her you owned a yacht.

3. wouldn't be the first time her chupacabra was mistaken for another animal

[scarlet_devil]

That's just Tupai, my chupacabra.

[ The vampire has a bloodsucking monster as a pet, go figure. ]

lmao

[negativechill]

[ be diplomatic, be normal. ]

Okay, but does it eat anything other than goats or are we going to have to figure that out?

[scarlet_devil]

He likes blood. And sake, for some reason.

2 because its friday night lets go there

[blueshirt]

I was reiterating Starfleet regulation concerning interpersonal relationships between commanding officers, to ensure that you understood.

we love a friday night 'fuck it we ball' in this house

[negativechill]

I'm not sure you realize the depths of the level that I understand it on.

While the wording of the regulation is concrete, it's generally accepted by members of Starfleet that it's only enforced if the superior officer is an asshole.

[ also he kind of has anxiety about it. ]

It was just a weird conversation choice with your hand already on-slash-in my pants, is all.

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[whitecloak]

I don't recall being tasked with keeping track of them.