Are you blaming me for you getting hammered? I was expecting a thank you, FDR, for being my supportive wingman. Since not only did I covertly get you out of there before you started dancing for tips, I also cleaned up the mess you left in the back seat of my car.
A little gratitude would be nice. Especially since your date has a twin sister and they’re both tens. Play your cards right and maybe you’ll get a two-for-one deal. I know a guy, he’ll probably let you borrow his yacht if I slip him $50.
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bakerstreet2024-08-16 11:57 am
i love him. they are too powerful
Are you blaming me for you getting hammered? I was expecting a thank you, FDR, for being my supportive wingman. Since not only did I covertly get you out of there before you started dancing for tips, I also cleaned up the mess you left in the back seat of my car.
A little gratitude would be nice. Especially since your date has a twin sister and they’re both tens. Play your cards right and maybe you’ll get a two-for-one deal. I know a guy, he’ll probably let you borrow his yacht if I slip him $50.
[ .. wait, that sounds suspicious, doesn’t it? ]