TFLN

[wotcher]

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[logicalities]

I doubt the veracity of your claim that the universe depends upon the location of your pants.

[negativechill]

Would I lie? I didn't say what universe. My own personal one where I know where my pants are.

[logicalities]

You would lie.

[negativechill]

I just said it was my own personal universe, that isn't a lie. Where are my pants?

[logicalities]

We are both aware that is not the meaning intended in your original statement.

[negativechill]

And you know I'm the reigning king of the land of hyperbole.

Spock. Where are my pants.

[logicalities]

You are a Starfleet captain. By regulation, this prevents you from holding any type of monarchal rank.

[negativechill]

It's not a literal position, also you're avoiding the question.

[logicalities]

Indeed, I am.

[negativechill]

Why.

[logicalities]

Perhaps it is time you learned a lesson in keeping track of your articles of clothing.

[negativechill]

Need I remind you that they were on your floor when I went to sleep, then I woke up and they were gone. As were you.

[logicalities]

You are well aware that Vulcans require significantly less sleep than humans.

[negativechill]

You know what? Fine. I'm going to wear your pants.

[logicalities]

You are welcome to do so. However, did you check beneath the bed?

[negativechill]

Of course I did!

[ a pause. ]

Why the hell did you put them UNDER a storage box? You don't keep anything under your bed in the first place, you did this on purpose. That box was across the room last night. Awful, horrible. I'm still wearing your pants.

[logicalities]

I did not place your pants anywhere. As you do not seem to recall, you first tripped over the storage box, kicked it beneath the bed in a fit of pique, and then proceeded to remove your pants, whirl them above your head to imitate the old Earth cowboy, and, as far as I can gauge was the intent of your actions, lassoed them beneath the bed.

It was a most fascinating sight. You are still welcome to wear my pants.

[negativechill]

[ FIFTEEN MINUTES PASS ]

Fine, that sounds kind of familiar.

[logicalities]

You also professed a desire to, and I quote, "get all Snidely Whiplash on your ass."
The historical archives have been most enlightening.