TFLN

[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[negativechill]

Need I remind you that they were on your floor when I went to sleep, then I woke up and they were gone. As were you.

[logicalities]

You are well aware that Vulcans require significantly less sleep than humans.

[negativechill]

You know what? Fine. I'm going to wear your pants.

[logicalities]

You are welcome to do so. However, did you check beneath the bed?

[negativechill]

Of course I did!

[ a pause. ]

Why the hell did you put them UNDER a storage box? You don't keep anything under your bed in the first place, you did this on purpose. That box was across the room last night. Awful, horrible. I'm still wearing your pants.

[logicalities]

I did not place your pants anywhere. As you do not seem to recall, you first tripped over the storage box, kicked it beneath the bed in a fit of pique, and then proceeded to remove your pants, whirl them above your head to imitate the old Earth cowboy, and, as far as I can gauge was the intent of your actions, lassoed them beneath the bed.

It was a most fascinating sight. You are still welcome to wear my pants.

[negativechill]

[ FIFTEEN MINUTES PASS ]

Fine, that sounds kind of familiar.

[logicalities]

You also professed a desire to, and I quote, "get all Snidely Whiplash on your ass."
The historical archives have been most enlightening.