I’d say find a new bar and change your name but you’re going viral on YouTube right now.
They’re hanging over the bar under a sign that says property of the space cadet. I tried to tell them you weren’t an idiot, but the bartender said she’d give me her number if I forked over the pants. It was a no brainer.
Look on the bright side, you don’t have any pants but you do have a date with her next week. You’re welcome.
Oh. And I might have told her you owned a yacht.
jim in his degenerate era is hilarious to write tho
[ he's too hungover for this. bro what. he's got to get his shit in order and go join up starfleet for real or whatever. and probably shower. he smells like bad whiskey and regret. he's not even going to be in this state next week. ]
Are you blaming me for you getting hammered? I was expecting a thank you, FDR, for being my supportive wingman. Since not only did I covertly get you out of there before you started dancing for tips, I also cleaned up the mess you left in the back seat of my car.
A little gratitude would be nice. Especially since your date has a twin sister and they’re both tens. Play your cards right and maybe you’ll get a two-for-one deal. I know a guy, he’ll probably let you borrow his yacht if I slip him $50.
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bakerstreet2024-08-16 11:57 am
im crying why are they like this
However, that doesn't answer my question of where they are now.
its in their dna
They’re hanging over the bar under a sign that says property of the space cadet. I tried to tell them you weren’t an idiot, but the bartender said she’d give me her number if I forked over the pants. It was a no brainer.
Look on the bright side, you don’t have any pants but you do have a date with her next week. You’re welcome.
Oh. And I might have told her you owned a yacht.
jim in his degenerate era is hilarious to write tho
I'm going to kill you.
[ nailed it. ]
i love him. they are too powerful
Are you blaming me for you getting hammered? I was expecting a thank you, FDR, for being my supportive wingman. Since not only did I covertly get you out of there before you started dancing for tips, I also cleaned up the mess you left in the back seat of my car.
A little gratitude would be nice. Especially since your date has a twin sister and they’re both tens. Play your cards right and maybe you’ll get a two-for-one deal. I know a guy, he’ll probably let you borrow his yacht if I slip him $50.
[ .. wait, that sounds suspicious, doesn’t it? ]