Buddy Cop AU meme

[memeorabilia]

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

8. Wildcard
Mix/match or make your own. Anything goes!

credit goes to ringomogirebeam

Comments

Rey | Star Wars

[girlandherstaff]

3

[darthvaderfanboy]

[Ben was used to getting chewed out by the chief. Of course, that was the problem with being her son: every dress down felt more like a personal attack then one professional talking to another. To be fair, she probably had a point in there about him recklessly shooting a suspect who had been holding a hostage. Ben had seen it as a very simple solution to a complex problem. Chief Organa had seen it as a endangerment of an innocent civilian.

Ben stalked back to his desk and it was clear how displeased he was when he turned and punched the nearest wall. Everyone was giving him a wide berth. He was known for being a good cop, but his temper was legendary. When he spotted his tiny partner, he held up a hand, his knuckles throbbing.]

Not one word out of you, rookie. [An nickname that he'd given Rey their first day working together. Though she was no bright-eyed officer straight out of the academy anymore, the name had remained.]

Basil | Great Mouse Detective

[worldstiniestviolin]

[carrotcop]

(So..I know Zootopia just came out and all but since it'd be AU anyway and easy to avoid spoilers.../scuffs foot)

Wednesday Addams | The Addams Family

[outofthemanor]

Angua von Uberwald | Discworld

[citywatchwolf]

Re: Angua von Uberwald | Discworld

[well_made]

[ooc:... Can't resist an Angua. All the prompts work for me but I'm thinking 1, 5, 7, or maybe 8 where Angua is showing the new guy around A-M? Or if you're familiar with Jupiter Ascending, we could also head into space!]

jessica jones → ota

[xertz]

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[drivesshotgun]

((The tight canon. If she catches you slacking off somewhere other than where you two are supposed to be working? She'll legit handcuff you and drag you into work. Have fun with that :D))

Judy Hopps | Zootopia

[carrotcop]

[slicknick]

[This meme was made for these two. What do you think? Any preferences?]

Marie Kreutz l The Bourne Series l OTA

[reluctantaccessory]

Joseph Joestar | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[perspicaciousness]

[I feel sorry for the poor asshole stuck with him as a partner.]

4

[suppressthedark]

[Welp. The order came in, and they've got to go undercover to one of the more notorious gangs in their precinct. Normally, they wouldn't be chosen - but this gang was an offshoot of yakuza shipped over, and they thought Ichigo would work the best to infiltrate it while Joseph could come along as muscle. With some lying on Ichigo's part (which, admittedly, he was terrible at, but among these types a stoic face could be useful) they could get in and try to get enough dirt to take the head down.

So, that's how they've found themselves in the lobby of a building that looks way too upscale for a gang, Ichigo trying his best to stay calm as they wait.]

...Joseph...don't say anything stupid, alright?

[Just. levels a stare at him because yeah, he knows you bruh.]

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[kristenkgcpd]

(The shy girl in the file room who has an ear to everything anyone? Can easily AU her into most cop dramas as needed)

loki | mcu

[cowhorns]

[ good luck with this asshole. cross canon okay. ]

[tasedagod]

[4/5?]

felicity smoak | arrow

[ex_codebreaking886]

natasha romanoff | mcu

[vidua]

samuel rodrigues | mgr: revengeance

[jetburst]

Molly Hooper / Sherlock

[lionhearted_girl]

4 it is

[shootthewall]

The dock worker with a scar and a limp was no suspicious thing around the waterfront late at night.

If only criminal types knew they were in the presence of Sherlock Holmes, world's only consulting detective. There had been some smuggling rumors of precious artifacts coming in and Sherlock was going to sniff out the culprits. Even if he had to work among them as one of them.

Helping to haul lines and boxes from the ship in question.

Karrin Murphy | Dresden Files

[putontheboots]

[OTA for gen, F/M for anything shippy. Actually is a cop.]

[dresdensluck]

(ooc: 2 or 7, maybe? Or both?)

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[darthvaderfanboy]

marian hawke | dragon age 2

[shellhawked]

Agent Washington | Red vs Blue

[washingawaysins]

Rei Suzumura | GARO

[ginrouken]

Going undercover

[shadow_spread]

[There was only one place all those dealers had in common, and it was this club. The gang running it were smuggling, at the very least, or (probably) running a whole operation in this neighborhood. But they couldn't find anything that actually seemed to happen at the club. Multiple stakeouts, uniforms finding excuses to search people coming and going, and still nothing.

They were good. But if Masamori and Rei could get in, they'd be better.

Even if he wasn't comfortable in this hat. Masamori looked down the block to the club, where the neon lights had just come on. He turned back to Rei.]

Ready?

Sam ❥ Until Dawn

[towelitisthen]

river song | doctor who

[notoneline]

jessica jones ✘ mcu

[notyoursuperhero]

Maria Hill | mcu

[shewhotimetravels]

lydia deetz | beetlejuice

[strange_unusual]