Buddy Cop AU meme

[memeorabilia]

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

8. Wildcard
Mix/match or make your own. Anything goes!

credit goes to ringomogirebeam

Comments

[flatmatewatson]

"Not human cases..." Watson says, almost more to himself. If not human than what? "You mean animals? Animals have been getting killed by the same person?"

John looked down at the body, trying to remember what Sherlock had muttered before he left. "He was a banker...bad marriage recently or divorce, something like that."

[worldstiniestviolin]

"Person or persons," Basil said still deep in thought. "With this latest case, it would appear as though the one responsible would have a human accomplice, something unheard of."

A banker with a bad marriage... "Yes, that fits with the accounts of the eye-witness, they said their pet had been unusually sad of late due to their mate leaving them."

[flatmatewatson]

"And you're going to find them?" This was all too bizarre. Surely a detective mouse had to be the strangest thing Watson has ever seen.

And he's seen Sherlock come home with a harpoon, completely drenched in pigs blood.

"Wait, you have an eyewitness??" That could be useful. Maybe.

[worldstiniestviolin]

"Of course," Basil gave a contempous huff. "This victim is the pet of one russell hound named Jasper." He looked at this body. "Of course, with his pet having been killed, it's unlikely Jasper will speak up."

[flatmatewatson]

"...of course." Okay, Watson is going to roll with this till he can figure out if he's crazy or not. "So what now? Look for clues? Shake down suspects?"

[worldstiniestviolin]

"I suspect I will need to try to find out, from what I already have, if there is anything else that would connect this crime to the ones already being investigated apart from my eye-witness," Basil stated calmly.

[flatmatewatson]

Something that connects them? Watson leans over the body and pulls out a rose that had been dropped under it. "Something like this?"

[worldstiniestviolin]

Basil eyes widened. "Yes! Exactly like that. Red, the preferred colour, same scent," he ran a finger along a petal, licking it and pondering for a moment. "Same slightly sweetened taste."

[flatmatewatson]

Ugh, he's tasting it? Somehow Watson is not surprised.

"But flowers are a dime a dozen, how are you going to track down someone through this one?"

[worldstiniestviolin]

"Flowers may be a dime a dozen, but the way in which this one is sweetened suggests that it comes from one of the more popular markets of London," he moves his mouth quickly, still tasting the after effect. "Add to this that this particular type of rose is only sold in two of those markets, then we have a smaller net to cast."

[flatmatewatson]

Watson just had a brilliant idea.

Okay, it was a ridiculous idea but an idea nonetheless. If he helped this mouse find the killer, theoretically, they might find them before Sherlock did.

"Which two markets?" he asks, standing up. "If they're not far, I could grab a cab..."