Buddy Cop AU meme

[memeorabilia]

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.

Rules:

1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!

For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.

2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.

3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?

4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!

5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.

6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY

7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.

8. Wildcard
Mix/match or make your own. Anything goes!

credit goes to ringomogirebeam

Comments

Rey | Star Wars

[girlandherstaff]

Basil | Great Mouse Detective

[worldstiniestviolin]

Wednesday Addams | The Addams Family

[outofthemanor]

Angua von Uberwald | Discworld

[citywatchwolf]

jessica jones → ota

[xertz]

Kiriko Shijima - Kamen Rider Drive - Open to Anyone

[drivesshotgun]

((The tight canon. If she catches you slacking off somewhere other than where you two are supposed to be working? She'll legit handcuff you and drag you into work. Have fun with that :D))

Re: Angua von Uberwald | Discworld

[well_made]

[ooc:... Can't resist an Angua. All the prompts work for me but I'm thinking 1, 5, 7, or maybe 8 where Angua is showing the new guy around A-M? Or if you're familiar with Jupiter Ascending, we could also head into space!]

Judy Hopps | Zootopia

[carrotcop]

[carrotcop]

(So..I know Zootopia just came out and all but since it'd be AU anyway and easy to avoid spoilers.../scuffs foot)

[worldstiniestviolin]

[[i will always be here for the adorable judy hopps. is there a scenario you like the look of or shall we just make something up as we go alone?]]

[citywatchwolf]

[I am sorry to say that I am completely canon blind for Jupiter Ascending. 8 would probably work well because, well, it's Ankh-Morpork. Crime is a profession.]

Marie Kreutz l The Bourne Series l OTA

[reluctantaccessory]

[carrotcop]

(=D =D I'm kinda liking the look of either four or five, with some making it up as we go along~]

[worldstiniestviolin]

[[how about a mix of the both? due to a murder case, they have to go ~undercover~ and that requires the excellent judy hopps having to work with this asshole the annoying consulting detective :P]]

[flatmatewatson]

[ooc: BASIL!! <3333 I will totally pretend this is a Dawson account if you want? Or regular human Watson running into talking Sherlock type mouse, EITHER WORKS.]

[worldstiniestviolin]

[omg so many excellent choices, and both have potential for hilarity. i think the last one would be very entertaining for both of us]

[carrotcop]

(You are a player after my own heart~)
-

[As far as cases went, this one was big. It went well beyond anything Judy had gotten involved with yet and it felt weird to not have her usual partner by her side. He was off on another case, though, and Judy had been specifically requested for this particular one and they apparently had a detective prepared to work with her.

Or so they had told her.

At first glance it seemed like a run of the mill murder mystery. The suspect had gotten away and they needed to sweep the crime scene and figure out the who and the why. Easy enough; at least in theory.

Ears twitching as she approached the scene of the crime, Judy flashed her badge before ducking under the tape marking off the area, pausing just outside of the mess that was the scene itself. A soft frown marred her expression as her nose twitched, gaze flicking from one thing to the next before she spotted what seemed to be another officer--a mouse at that. Or maybe he was apart of the paramedic team. It was hard to say.

He didn't exactly look like an officer but she approached all the same, stepping lightly around anything that even looked like evidence.]

Excuse me! I'm Officer Hopps of the ZPD. I'm looking for a Detective Basil?

rolled 5

[flatmatewatson]

[I have no problem with playing out both of them in two threads as well. BUT heres Watson to start at least.]

It was a search around where the body was dumped to find the actual crime scene. The dumpster wasn't the place, according to Sherlock, and he'd run off to find the real one. Leaving Watson standing around, wondering if he should be looking too.

At least he could look at the body, maybe piece some clues together himself? "Right, sure, like you're the detective," he chastises himself as he gets down next to the body on the pavement. Gunshot victim, two in the chest, one in the head. All Watson could deduce was that it was probably some kind of professional hit...

What was that mouse doing near the body? "Hey, go on, shoo," he tries to backhand it away. "This one ain't for you, mate."

[worldstiniestviolin]

[Basil hadn't been interested in working with any other of the moronic imbicles that populated the ZPD. Hopps, though, he had heard, was something of a rarity. First bunny officer to be accepted into the ZPD, and her reputation was glowing. All in all, she might be a little less annoying to work with]

Just Basil, if you don't mind. You're late, Officer Hopps, I've examined the body and I can tell you that this "murder scene" will be in the papers tomorrow as the latest in the string of unexplained suicides. It is murder, however. The question is how do we find our murderer without exposing ourselves...?

[Yes, he went straight to shop talk. No time to mess around, after all. There was a case to be dealt with]

Joseph Joestar | Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[perspicaciousness]

[I feel sorry for the poor asshole stuck with him as a partner.]

[worldstiniestviolin]

"Well, it certainly isn't for you either," Basil muttered, rolling his eyes at the human's pathetic attempts to deduce the crime. Clearly this was the work of a professional, but it wasn't a professional hit. If he could get close enough to examine the wound, he might be able to determine whether or not this crime in the human world had any sort of connection to the crimes he had been investigating as of late. They all had taken place in the same rough area, and this sadly passed on human had been the pet of only eye-witness.

"I need to get a closer look," he said, scrabbling up. This would be much easier if there weren't so many humans

[carrotcop]

[Judy jolted as the other corrected her then chastised her for being late, ears standing upright before they gave a twitch and fell back. Her expression went from one of surprise to annoyance slowly but surely until she finally crossed her arms, puffing up a bit.]

I'm sorry, detective-- [She will use your title, thank you very much.] --there was a lot of traffic thanks to this current situation.

[She paused then glanced over to the crime scene.]

What makes you so sure it's a murder?

[flatmatewatson]

Stunned, Watson can only watch with his jaw hanging as the mouse climbs up the body and seems to be inspecting the wounds?? He had to be hearing things.

"I'm hearing things," so says Captain Obvious. Oh no, was it the psychosomatic trauma again? Was the limp coming back? Steady, Watson old boy, steady.

"Did...did you just....talk?" He lowers his voice so the police nearby don't think he's crazy.

He is totally crazy to be talking to a mouse.

[worldstiniestviolin]

[Basil looks her over]

I have no title. I'm not a part of your... force. I'm a consultant for the more difficult cases. And this is one of them.

As for why I am sure it's murder, consider each individual. There's no connection between any of them apart from the very remote locations in which they have shown up. Similar suicides are usually from people who are close to each other, but these people... completely ignorant of the others, all from different social backgrounds.

And that it effects both predator and prey animals? Someone is playing a game, Officer, and we will solve it. What did you think of the body?

[worldstiniestviolin]

"Yes, and more eloquently than you appear to be doing right now," Basil shot at Watson without looking away from the body. "Definitely from a handgun but what type? I can't match the bullets... Would you be able to find that out?" He turned and looked up at the tall human.