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Buddy Cop AU meme

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.
Rules:
1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!
For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.
2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.
3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?
4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!
5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.
6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY
7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.
8. Wildcard
Mix/match or make your own. Anything goes!
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Also, apologies for the late reply in regards to your question. x_x I only just got home from work and have been trying to clean stuff up. Honestly the idea of Judy trying to be the bad cop is absolutely hilarious so I would love to try that out if you're down!]
sorry i'm so late!!
But they were almost always together, partners who worked together well, and when other officers talked about one of them, they were usually talking about the other one, as well. Take their current case, for example. It hadn't been easy, but they'd captured their lead witness. When it came time for questioning, they'd decided to do it together. But before they went into the little interrogation room... Nick held Judy back for a little pep talk.]
Hold up there, Carrots. Before we do this, here's a little Interrogation 101. [He poked her gently in the chest with one furry paw.] You're the bad cop, I'm the good cop. I talk reasonably and make the guy feel comfortable, then you start to go a little unbalanced and all twitchy around the ears. It'll be perfect, and especially because he won't see it coming.
No offense of course, but this guy seems dumb enough to still go by the ole predator/prey stereotypes, if you know what I mean.
Now it's my turn to apologize! Work ate me alive I'm so sorry
You really couldn't have one without the other and Judy was okay with that.
Like now, as they prepared to interrogate their witness. Everything was coming together and they were one step away from figuring this mess out--
At least, they would be, if Nick hadn't stopped her from taking anymore steps.
The rabbit's ears twitched as she looked at him, swaying slightly as she was poked in the chest. Her? The bad cop? The idea of it had her snorting softly, lips curving into a smile as she shook her head.]
First of all, I could be a bad cop if I wanted to be, dumb witness or not. [Thank you very much!] And second, I'm not sure if this is a good idea. I think I'm better at being the reasonable, comfortable to be around type.
[Insert another ear twitch her as she nudged him, smile melting into a grin.]
No offense.
No worries!
But Judy was different. She believed in him, and that made him feel like something special. And for what it was worth, he believed in her, too.
... even during times like this when she just wasn't cooperating.
But Nick was more exasperated with her than anything else. He gave her a mock indignant look, even placing a dramatic paw on his chest.] You think you're the reasonable one? Oh Judes, that's a good one. [Cue smirking here, and yes, he even reached out to ruffle her furry head a little.] But if anything, I'm the one who's been doing this longer. You think I would've been as good at hustling as I was if I couldn't convince people I was a logical, trustworthy guy?
[Still, his expression softened a little.] Come on, this might be good for you. Builds character, or something like that. Besides, I know you're good at acting. This, my friend, is your moment to truly shine.
... just no dramatic death scenes this time, okay?
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A rather indignant sound escapes her as her head is ruffled and she ducks away from his hand with a mock glare.]
Oh, I know I'm the reasonable one, Mr. Wilde!
[But he is right and she knows it. Her ears give a flick before they fall back as she rests a hand on her hip, motioning in a sort of 'go ahead' gesture.]
Alright, alright. No dramatic death scenes. Be the bad cop, not the good cop. I've got it, Nick.
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And really, he trusted Judy completely, so how bad could this be?]
That's the spirit. Give em the old one-two. [With a grin, he reached up to straighten his tie - no loud ties at the moment, but the standard issue one they gave all the ZPD officers. Gone too was the Hawaiian shirt, but not forever. No, he still pulled out that ensemble for off-duty shenanigans. But for now, he was a professional. So giving a little nod of satisfaction, he opened the door and stepped inside the little room.
The lead in question was a hyena, one who currently looked rather bored with the entire situation. Typically known for being easily amused, they could be difficult to work with. Hopefully Judy was up for the task. Putting on his warmest, kindest voice and open expression, he walked up to where the hyena sat the table.] Hello, Mr.... Chucklesby, was it? [Chuckles? Really?] I'm Officer Wilde. How are you doing, are you being treated okay? Do you need anything - coffee, snacks?
Hey, can we get some coffee in here? [He called back over his shoulder, before looking back at their 'guest.'] Mr. Chucklesby, I know this has been difficult for you, but anything you need you just let me know, alright? I'm here to help. And I've just got a few questions for you if you don't mind answering them...
[But 'Chuckles' did mind. Actually, it looked like he wanted to take advantage of Nick's hospitality. Which gave Carrots the perfect in to go all bad cop on him, really.]
ughi'msosorry
Unfortunately, as one could expect, the hyena seemed all too keen on the idea of steering Nick away from anything that was important and instead focused on the 'if you need anything' bit.
And that just wouldn't do.
As the hyena started to make a request Judy stepped out from behind Nick, ears lifting now as she gave the witness a sharp look.]
Mr. Chucklesby, while I'm sure you've had a long, stressful day, it's only going to be even longer and much more stressful if you don't answer my partner's questions. Whatever it is you saw, we need to know. Now.
[For a small thing, Judy could sure make a point as her eyes narrowed and her foot tapped harshly against the floor.]
I'm sorry this time!!
But the hyena wasn't convinced just yet. Not surprising, all things considered. He looked surprised, certainly, that the rabbit was both a cop and not a nice one at that, but he wasn't yet prepared to give in.
Instead... he laughed. Well, that wasn't surprising either, considering his species.]
Is this bunny for real, man? [Cue more laughter. But Nick wasn't discouraged yet.
He exchanged a quick look with his partner. Okay, time to kick this thing up a few notches.
Laying on the fake concern, he looked nervously back to the hyena.]
I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Chucklesby. You don't want to make my partner... angry.
She'll go all crazy on you. I mean, just look at those crazy eyes of hers!
I'm on your side, buddy, but I cannot be held responsible for what she does if you don't give us the information we need.
I can't help you.