sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[teenyoda]

{Open to mistexts and crosscanon as well as castmates.}

Have a newly human and drunk Derek!

[sourwolfhale]

u kno, u hve a cute ass

He's going to take it as a mistext. For lols.

[teenyoda]

I'm aware. I didn't know you knew.

Not a problem. Derek is a bit too drunk to realize he won't believe it.

[sourwolfhale]

((btw, its honestly hard to write drunk text so just pretend it looks like gibberish))

course i do. you're gorgeous.

Heheh

[teenyoda]

Gee, thanks big guy. What brought on this sudden epiphany?

[sourwolfhale]

Got sick of not saying something. Not like it matters, but whatever.

[teenyoda]

Dude, seriously. Are you okay? Is this like a codeword and I should know to call Scott?

[sourwolfhale]

No. Just telling you I think you're hot. Is there something wrong with that?

[teenyoda]

Well, there's you and there's me and there's you hating me so... yeah.

[sourwolfhale]

I don't hate you, Stiles. I never actually hated you.

[teenyoda]

Ha ha. Okay. Seriously. Joke's over. That's hilarious.

[sourwolfhale]

Its not a joke!

I just didn't want to get close to anyone.

To start caring about anyone.

[teenyoda]

Okay. Srsly. Ur starting to freak me out. Who's this? How'd you get Derek's phone?

[sourwolfhale]

Forget it.

I'm gonna go pass out now.

[teenyoda]

Pass out? Dude, are you sick? Did you get wolfsbane poisoning?

[sourwolfhale]

I'm drunk.

Wolfsbane won't exactly do so much anymore.

Since I'm pretty much human now.

[teenyoda]

[Give him a minute...]

You're drunk?

You drunk dialed me? HAHAHAHA WTF DEREK

[sourwolfhale]

[Great way to boost his confidence, Stiles.]

Now I am definitely going to pass out. Forget I said anything.

[teenyoda]

haha no way. No way I'm saving this and showing you tomorrow. Oh my god. You like my butt.

[sourwolfhale]

[Yeah you aren't getting a response, Stiles. Derek's pride is hurt.]

[teenyoda]

[Have a selfie of Stiles' butt, Derek.]

[sourwolfhale]

[Have one back of a drunk Derek flipping off the camera followed a text.]

Can I take back that I don't hate you? You're an ass and if you're gonna make fun of me then just stop.

[teenyoda]

You're the one that started it. You like my butt. You don't like my butt. You hate my butt because it's attached to me and you hate me.

[sourwolfhale]

I told you I like your ass and that I don't hate you. You're the one that started teasing me.

[teenyoda]

You don't know what you're saying because you're drunk. Tomorrow you'll go back to hating me and my ass and tonight you love everyone.