We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Well Meiling..you chose the Library to do this why? Because here comes Patchouli, looking for a book that Koakuma could not find so she's slightly frustrated as it is and now she's running into you doing that?
Excuse her as her face turns bright red and she moves back behind the bookcase she just turned the corner from.]
Meiling. You have five seconds to explain yourself.
[Actually... Meiling didn't notice Patchouli until she spoke. Her hair was over her eyes and she was far too busy keeping her eyes clamped shut while one of her hands pinched her own nipple hard an--
WAIT.]
La-Ladhnnny Pa-Patchouli... how long were you th-there?
[And like a shot her hands were by her side and she stood propped up against a bookcase and right now would be a good time to just die. On the spot.
Things aren't helped by the fact that she was just about done there, leaving her voice a frustrated quivering mess.]
[Patchouli is trying to calm herself down because why in her library and why? She's trying to speak as a couching fit takes place and keeps ehr from responding for a moment.
After a moment she's somewhat caught her breath, although still blushing hard about what she discovered.]
Long enough. Explain yourself before I decide to be hasty.
[She already has her book out on the other side, just in case. She's never dealt with something like this before so might be a good idea to talk her out of this....]
[Because the book she needs is this way and you are in the way Meiling. Besides, Her domain. Plus she's making you squirm a bit so that's helpful too!
There is the sound of the wizard's book closing and a faint sigh]
Why are you trying something in the Library of all places...This is not a place for...trying out private pleasures of the body.
[She knew EXACTLY what you were doing which just adds to her mood. although ti's changed from the frustration to embarrassment and slight bit of anger and something else she can't even explain. And then the anger rises a bit at the 'Calm down'...]
Calm down? You are doing that in my library and you want-
[She was having one of her better days..but her getting upset like this just does not help. So another coughing fit get, one that drops her to her knees.]
[She was ready to defend herself wildly (read; beg for forgiveness and cry a little) when Patchouli suddenly fell over coughing. Meiling would be in even more trouble if she didn't help, right?
Right. She runs over quickly, patting Patchouli on the back while the gatekeeper frets away.]
A-Ah... are you okay Lady Patchouli? Don't push yourself!
[She continues to cough for a bit, dropping her tome and putting a hand to her chest, trying to focus more on breathing then the whole situation. Once it subsides though she slumps against Meiling trying to catch her breath. Her face is bright red still..but is it her blushing or from the coughing.]
...I'll be fine Meiling, It's not that bad...Just give me a moment...
[Not that bad she says...She dropped her book for it.]
[ Working everyday, taking care of Remilia and her sister after school can be a little tiring. But she loves her job, and she loves the girls she babysits, even calling Remilia "Mistress" to make her happy despite her being in middle school. And she even gets to see Meiling who works as the doorman at the Scarlet's expensive apartment building.
It's been a long day, after cleaning the classroom, then coming to her job and cooking and cleaning, she just wants to have a little alone time. Luckily, since she lives with the Scarlets in her own room, she has luxury. It's a few days after the "dog bowl incident" at school, where Meiling confessed she bought a dog bowl for her to drink out of. Since Meiling is working, she's left her things in her girlfriend's room, including her backpack.
Doing a bit of tidying up of her room, Sakuya see's the backpack half open laying on the floor in the way. ]
I told her not to leave her things on the floor..
[ A sigh, she is always picking up after the girl. When she goes to pick it up it unzips, and something falls out. It's the dog collar Meiling had purchased, with her name engraved on it. Sakuya instantly drops the entire bag, turning bright red. She really did buy it! She wasn't lying!! ]
I-I'm going to kill her..
[ Hesitantly she picks it up, looking it over. It feels hefty, and even a little good the way the leather touches her skin. When a certain idea pops into her head she tries to dismiss it, until somehow, her curiosity gets the better of her. She slips the collar around her neck, moving her hair out of the way, and clasping it closed. ]
It's just a stupid collar, I don't get why she is so mesmerized with this..
[ She's quiet, sitting on her bed, running her hands on the collar around her neck, tilting her head to see it in a mirror. It's not long then, until she finds herself feeling hot, and her hand coming up to touch her chest on the outside of her maid's uniform. She only wears it in the house, as asked to by the Scarlets. She didn't like it so much at first but now she won't go a day without it.
That hand on her chest, slowly massaging and kneading through her bra soon turns out to not be enough, and instead, she slips her hand under her dress, and inside of her lacy panties. At that point she is no longer thinking very much, other than imaging the types of things Meiling would want to do to her, thinking about Remilia holding a leash attached to her collar and telling her to "sit". It's too much, and she's finding herself getting off very quickly. Although, maybe she should have made sure her door was close tight, and that it wasn't opened just a tiny bit... ]
[Sakuya's little display wouldn't remain private for too long; since Meiling was approaching her break for the day. After school finished she usually worked straight through until nine or ten at night, making for a pretty full working week. Made worse by the fact that she worked weekends, too.
Why did she even work that long? It probably had something to do with saving money to send to her family, or because she was too nice to say no, or because she found Remilia scary. It didn't hurt that Sakuya stayed in the building, though... Anyway; there were a number of reasons for it, actually, and she never said what her actual reason was.
Long work hours aside, her break didn't last too long but today was different. She had even been allowed to finish early!
Which is why Sakuya will - eventually - catch a glimpse of her door slightly ajar with Meiling standing inside the room with a slight smile on her face.
Hey, at least she shut the door as much as she could without making any noise, right?
And she's even giving her girlfriend a thumbs up for her efforts, as soon as she looks at her, that is.]
[ Her eyes are mostly shut, running her fingers in circles around her sensitive tip, moaning quietly, careful not to let the girl's hear her. As mature as Remilia is, she's not sure she's ready to have that sort of talk with her yet, even though she's pretty sure she already knows that much..
And she definitely doesn't know that Meiling has entered her room as she is still going strong, with one hand pulling on the collar, and the other in her panties. As she gets closer and closer though she realizes she wonders what she looks like, so she opens her eyes, only to see Meiling there, giving her thumbs up like an idiot. ]
Meiling?!
[ This time the girl's name is spoken clearly in anger as Sakuya reaches back with one hand and starts to throw every pillow she has at the other girl. And she was so close too! ]
[ Sometimes it feels like Meiling learned her Japanese from watching too much porn. She never paid attention in school and Sakuya has to constantly help her study, yet she's always quick with the innuendo and euphemisms that make Sakuya blush. ]
You are supposed to knock when you enter a girl's room!
[ But Meiling never knocks, and even if she knew that, the girl probably would refuse to knock on the hope of catching Sakuya off guard. Like right now. ]
I wasn't doing anything like that! I was just seeing if you actually knew my size or not..
[ That doesn't really make it better, that sounds like she really wanted the collar.
Left without any ammo, Sakuya turns her back to Meiling, and starts to fiddle with the collar trying to get it off. Unless her girlfriend stops her.. ]
[Meiling is going to leave it, actually! Those collars are pretty tricky to get off, trust her. Instead she makes her way over to Sakuya's bed and sits on the edge, head turned towards the flustered girl next to her.]
Do I have to knock when my things are in here?
[She has an answer prepared for either outcome to that question. Hopefully she'll be able to control herself long enough to give it.]
Oh, but your size is fine, right? I measured it while you slept.
[That's a joke, which is really creepy actually. Shame she doesn't catch how creepy, though...]
It's still my room! If we were married it would be a different thing altogether.
[ Not that Sakuya is thinking about marriage. Not that she's ever had an issue with Meiling coming in without knocking the hundred times before. Not that Sakuya minds if Meiling needs to nap in her bed after work.
She feels Meiling sit on the edge of the bed, but that doesn't stop her from trying to get the tricky thing off, failing pretty badly. ]
That's how you got my size?!
[ For the moment she's forgetting about getting it off because she's mad again, facing Meiling, looking for more things to throw. Alas, there's nothing, so all she can do is weakly punch her girlfriend's shoulder. ]
What other sort of things did you leave in my room?
[ Because Sakuya is the cleanest girl anyone's ever met, she doesn't let a thing be out of place. If Meiling has started leaving her stuff there that means she hiding it, and that means Meiling might have found Sakuya's own secret stash.
And Meiling isn't even responding to anything she's said, that just grinds the maid's gears even more. But she has to be quiet still, or else she might wake the girls. ]
Will you just help me get this stupid thing off me?
[ Begrudgingly she turns her back on Meiling again, pulling her hair to the side, exposing her neck with the collar around it to Meiling. Her pale skin seems to match the dog collar perfectly, like it was meant for her, which of course, it probably was. ]
[Well... this is embarrassing. Kogasa stands in the doorway of the mansion's storeroom for a moment, just watching Meiling before finally speaking up.]
[Since this isn't a mansion resident, Meiling has a slightly different reaction than she might have had. Her hand is quickly away from her body and balled into a (slightly wet) fist.]
Don't sneak up on me like that! How did you get in here?!
[W-W-Wait wait wait!!]
Y-You! I wasn't doing anything weird in here, okay?
[Kogasa points back at it with a blank expression on her face. How she knew where the room was at all is a better question, but honestly, she probably just blundered into it like an idiot.]
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Hong Meiling | Touhou | F/F
Which ever I don't mind XD
Excuse her as her face turns bright red and she moves back behind the bookcase she just turned the corner from.]
Meiling. You have five seconds to explain yourself.
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La-Ladhnnny Pa-Patchouli... how long were you th-there?
[And like a shot her hands were by her side and she stood propped up against a bookcase and right now would be a good time to just die. On the spot.
Things aren't helped by the fact that she was just about done there, leaving her voice a frustrated quivering mess.]
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After a moment she's somewhat caught her breath, although still blushing hard about what she discovered.]
Long enough. Explain yourself before I decide to be hasty.
[She already has her book out on the other side, just in case. She's never dealt with something like this before so might be a good idea to talk her out of this....]
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I wah... was just trying something out...
[Y E P. Just checking.]
Ca-calm down, okay? Please...?
[Still trying to calm her body and breathing down over here, even if the 'calming down' part feels a little painful in a really cruel way.]
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There is the sound of the wizard's book closing and a faint sigh]
Why are you trying something in the Library of all places...This is not a place for...trying out private pleasures of the body.
[She knew EXACTLY what you were doing which just adds to her mood. although ti's changed from the frustration to embarrassment and slight bit of anger and something else she can't even explain. And then the anger rises a bit at the 'Calm down'...]
Calm down? You are doing that in my library and you want-
[She was having one of her better days..but her getting upset like this just does not help. So another coughing fit get, one that drops her to her knees.]
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Right. She runs over quickly, patting Patchouli on the back while the gatekeeper frets away.]
A-Ah... are you okay Lady Patchouli? Don't push yourself!
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...I'll be fine Meiling, It's not that bad...Just give me a moment...
[Not that bad she says...She dropped her book for it.]
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It's been a long day, after cleaning the classroom, then coming to her job and cooking and cleaning, she just wants to have a little alone time. Luckily, since she lives with the Scarlets in her own room, she has luxury. It's a few days after the "dog bowl incident" at school, where Meiling confessed she bought a dog bowl for her to drink out of. Since Meiling is working, she's left her things in her girlfriend's room, including her backpack.
Doing a bit of tidying up of her room, Sakuya see's the backpack half open laying on the floor in the way. ]
I told her not to leave her things on the floor..
[ A sigh, she is always picking up after the girl. When she goes to pick it up it unzips, and something falls out. It's the dog collar Meiling had purchased, with her name engraved on it. Sakuya instantly drops the entire bag, turning bright red. She really did buy it! She wasn't lying!! ]
I-I'm going to kill her..
[ Hesitantly she picks it up, looking it over. It feels hefty, and even a little good the way the leather touches her skin. When a certain idea pops into her head she tries to dismiss it, until somehow, her curiosity gets the better of her. She slips the collar around her neck, moving her hair out of the way, and clasping it closed. ]
It's just a stupid collar, I don't get why she is so mesmerized with this..
[ She's quiet, sitting on her bed, running her hands on the collar around her neck, tilting her head to see it in a mirror. It's not long then, until she finds herself feeling hot, and her hand coming up to touch her chest on the outside of her maid's uniform. She only wears it in the house, as asked to by the Scarlets. She didn't like it so much at first but now she won't go a day without it.
That hand on her chest, slowly massaging and kneading through her bra soon turns out to not be enough, and instead, she slips her hand under her dress, and inside of her lacy panties. At that point she is no longer thinking very much, other than imaging the types of things Meiling would want to do to her, thinking about Remilia holding a leash attached to her collar and telling her to "sit". It's too much, and she's finding herself getting off very quickly. Although, maybe she should have made sure her door was close tight, and that it wasn't opened just a tiny bit... ]
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Why did she even work that long? It probably had something to do with saving money to send to her family, or because she was too nice to say no, or because she found Remilia scary. It didn't hurt that Sakuya stayed in the building, though... Anyway; there were a number of reasons for it, actually, and she never said what her actual reason was.
Long work hours aside, her break didn't last too long but today was different. She had even been allowed to finish early!
Which is why Sakuya will - eventually - catch a glimpse of her door slightly ajar with Meiling standing inside the room with a
slightsmile on her face.Hey, at least she shut the door as much as she could without making any noise, right?
And she's even giving her girlfriend a thumbs up for her efforts, as soon as she looks at her, that is.]
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[ Her eyes are mostly shut, running her fingers in circles around her sensitive tip, moaning quietly, careful not to let the girl's hear her. As mature as Remilia is, she's not sure she's ready to have that sort of talk with her yet, even though she's pretty sure she already knows that much..
And she definitely doesn't know that Meiling has entered her room as she is still going strong, with one hand pulling on the collar, and the other in her panties. As she gets closer and closer though she realizes she wonders what she looks like, so she opens her eyes, only to see Meiling there, giving her thumbs up like an idiot. ]
Meiling?!
[ This time the girl's name is spoken clearly in anger as Sakuya reaches back with one hand and starts to throw every pillow she has at the other girl. And she was so close too! ]
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[And paff. She takes a hit right on the face. Ouch. Then another. Ouch! And another!]
Miss S-Sakuya! Calm down!
[She actually catches the last little cushion, throwing it to the side with a stupid smile on her face.]
I came to tell you that I had gotten off early but... not as early as you, I see.
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You are supposed to knock when you enter a girl's room!
[ But Meiling never knocks, and even if she knew that, the girl probably would refuse to knock on the hope of catching Sakuya off guard. Like right now. ]
I wasn't doing anything like that! I was just seeing if you actually knew my size or not..
[ That doesn't really make it better, that sounds like she really wanted the collar.
Left without any ammo, Sakuya turns her back to Meiling, and starts to fiddle with the collar trying to get it off. Unless her girlfriend stops her.. ]
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Do I have to knock when my things are in here?
[She has an answer prepared for either outcome to that question. Hopefully she'll be able to control herself long enough to give it.]
Oh, but your size is fine, right? I measured it while you slept.
[That's a joke, which is really creepy actually. Shame she doesn't catch how creepy, though...]
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[ Not that Sakuya is thinking about marriage. Not that she's ever had an issue with Meiling coming in without knocking the hundred times before. Not that Sakuya minds if Meiling needs to nap in her bed after work.
She feels Meiling sit on the edge of the bed, but that doesn't stop her from trying to get the tricky thing off, failing pretty badly. ]
That's how you got my size?!
[ For the moment she's forgetting about getting it off because she's mad again, facing Meiling, looking for more things to throw. Alas, there's nothing, so all she can do is weakly punch her girlfriend's shoulder. ]
T-That's really creepy Meiling!
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[Correct? By who's reckoning, exactly?!
Sakuya might also note how she skillfully dodged the question of creepy neck measuring. Even if she did laugh when she got punched.
Even if she did sneak a look at Sakuya's neck.
Even if she was still grinning like an idiot.]
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[ Because Sakuya is the cleanest girl anyone's ever met, she doesn't let a thing be out of place. If Meiling has started leaving her stuff there that means she hiding it, and that means Meiling might have found Sakuya's own secret stash.
And Meiling isn't even responding to anything she's said, that just grinds the maid's gears even more. But she has to be quiet still, or else she might wake the girls. ]
Will you just help me get this stupid thing off me?
[ Begrudgingly she turns her back on Meiling again, pulling her hair to the side, exposing her neck with the collar around it to Meiling. Her pale skin seems to match the dog collar perfectly, like it was meant for her, which of course, it probably was. ]
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that icon!!
Pretty great right?
Lewd!
too lewd
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that wasnt the icon i chose! what the heck. this is the one i wanted
we he he
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That's what I came in here to do! No fair!
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Don't sneak up on me like that! How did you get in here?!
[W-W-Wait wait wait!!]
Y-You! I wasn't doing anything weird in here, okay?
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[Kogasa points back at it with a blank expression on her face. How she knew where the room was at all is a better question, but honestly, she probably just blundered into it like an idiot.]
It didn't look weird at all.
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[Please don't say it. Please don't.]
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[Kogasa blushes, staring down at the ground and shuffling her feet.]
That.
[One hand shyly comes down to grip the fabric of her skirt before moving back and forth.]
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[Why is her embarrassment fading as cool big sis instincts take hold?]
Can't you do that, ah, at home?
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[What a strange lesson for Kogasa to have learned. But hey, at least she's being conscientious in her own way.]
So I came over here instead. There's plenty of places to hide in the mansion!
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[Seriously!]
Can't you. I'm not sure. Can't you do it somewhere secret elsewhere?
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