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We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

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[Since this isn't a mansion resident, Meiling has a slightly different reaction than she might have had. Her hand is quickly away from her body and balled into a (slightly wet) fist.]

Don't sneak up on me like that! How did you get in here?!

[W-W-Wait wait wait!!]

Y-You! I wasn't doing anything weird in here, okay?

I walked through the door.

[Kogasa points back at it with a blank expression on her face. How she knew where the room was at all is a better question, but honestly, she probably just blundered into it like an idiot.]

It didn't look weird at all.

Uh... yeah, but, I... what did you come in here to do?

[Please don't say it. Please don't.]

Um... you know...

[Kogasa blushes, staring down at the ground and shuffling her feet.]

That.

[One hand shyly comes down to grip the fabric of her skirt before moving back and forth.]

This is going to... hm. It's really weird that you'd come here to do that, isn't it?

[Why is her embarrassment fading as cool big sis instincts take hold?]

Can't you do that, ah, at home?

At the temple? But that's a holy place!

[What a strange lesson for Kogasa to have learned. But hey, at least she's being conscientious in her own way.]

So I came over here instead. There's plenty of places to hide in the mansion!

That doesn't make it okay to do that in someone else's home.

[Seriously!]

Can't you. I'm not sure. Can't you do it somewhere secret elsewhere?

I don't have anywhere else to goooooo...

[Come on, how can you throw her out when she's whining so pathetically?]

I can't do it out in the forest - it's dangerous out there!

I... but it's my job to remove intruders from the mansion, Kogasa.

[This is a dreadful day.]

And that doesn't answer my question at all! Why here?

Because think of how surprising it would be if you walked in on me doing something like that! Imagine your face!

[Kogasa sighs, blushing as she puts her hands on her cheeks.]

[She... has a point.]

I think my face would be a little shocked, right? So you shouldn't do that here anymore. Miss Sakuya might find you doing something so dirty.

It would be really shocked! At least as shocked as it looked when I walked in on you instead!

[Yeah, she clearly got a pretty big charge out of this. Unfortunately, that's really only gotten her even more wound up.]

U-um, but are you really gonna throw me out right now? Because I still kinda...

[Fidgeting and shuffling her feet back and forth, she grips the fabric on her skirt just a little more tightly.]

I sort of have to. It's not like you're here to visit anyone, you're here to do something you shouldn't.

[Pat pat on the head. She had been hoping that Kogasa meant something else. That seems unlikely.]

You could always try the Hakurei Shrine, right? They don't have a gate guard.

But now I'm visiting you! And, um... and I interrupted you! So maybe we can both, or... something...

[At least she's frowning and looking appropriately chastised.]

Please don't make me go to the shrine! What if Reimu finds me?

I'm not allowed to have visitors while I'm working...

[And if she was caught then that would be. Really bad.

But. She was still a little aroused and - against her better judgement - it seemed like it would be too cruel to toss Kogasa out...]

O-Okay, I'll take you to my room and you can do it there, alright? I won't join in but I'll have to stay incase someone finds you.

Thank you! Thank you so much!

[Kogasa drops to the floor, prostrating herself and bowing over and over again, a look of complete and utter relief on her face.]

I don't know how much longer I would have been able to hold it in.

I don't think it's a case of holding it in, is it?

[The gatekeeper laughs nervously while making a 'get up' gesture to the smaller youkai. Hurry up before she comes to her senses, alright?]

Anyway, my room is a little distance from here, so let's go.

Okay! Let's go, let's go!

[Oh yeah, she's definitely following along after Meiling. Quickly as she can, spring in her step. When they get there, she runs into the room and flops onto the bed pretty much immediately.]

[Meiling shuts the door behind her. This is the best solution to a tough situation and guilt trip, she tells herself over and over.

Yeah! Yeah it totally is.]

Alright, uh, I'll look away and you can just start when you're ready.

Okay... thanks again, Meiling. I'll owe you a big favor for this!

[Kogasa seems happy enough with the arrangement. And Meiling is a friend, so she doesn't see a reason to be too shy with what she's about to do behind her back. There's the sound of clothing ruffling about and two wooden shoes clattering to the floor as Kogasa gets undressed. It's followed by a very relieved low moan.]

Ohhhhhhhh...

[Not looking not looking not looking...]

Kogasa... these rooms aren't soundproof, is that going to be a problem?

[Because. Because you know.

It's just a warning.]

Noooo-ah!

[That high-pitched squeak says 'yes.']

S-sorry, sorry...! It's just a lot better with you in here with me for some reason! Ahahaha-aaahhh!

[Plenty of heavy breathing coming from this side of the room.]

[Jeeeeez she's hurrying over there quickly, looking in a nearby drawer for something while she talks.]

W-Well I don't know why that is, but you should at least keep quiet, okay?

[The something she has is... a scarf!]

Open your mouth while I tie this onto you!

[#not a pervert]

[Kogasa's too into it to stop and wait for Meiling, so she's just sitting on the bed stroking away, trying and failing to keep the volume of her moans down as she brings a hand up to muffle herself. It doesn't help that Meiling can see her now, which seems to be turning her on even more.

By the time Meiling gets back with the scarf, she's already given up on keeping quiet, and the scarf ends up straight in her mouth before she's even able to open her eyes to see what's being shoved in there.]

Mmrmrmmrfff!

[#ttly a pervert]

[It's a mix of being shoved into her mouth and tied around her head, actually. The type of gag Kogasa couldn't spit out easily while Meiling sat down on the bed next to her.

Kogasa should ignore the non perverted situation going on while Meiling slowly wraps her arms around her guest from behind and pulls her in between her legs. She's totally not looking over Kogasa's shoulder to get a good look. Not at all.]

Ah... that's better, right?