We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Poor Kogasa indeed. She's so exhausted and still caught up so much in the afterglow that she hardly notices she's being moved until Meiling is already halfway to the window.]
Wh-wha...! Hey!
[And at that point, she starts pounding on Meiling's back with tiny little harmless fists as she kicks her feet out in front of her.]
You're not just gonna throw me out the window, are you? I don't even have my underwear back on yet! O-or my shoes! You have to let me get dressed, at least!
[Meiling didn't answer as she slowly forced Kogasa to (through?) the window. She heard the complains, sure, but she was waiting before she addressed them.]
Those belong to me now. Consider them payment for trespassing and losing our duel.
... Unless you want to play danmaku to get them back? It might be a bit breezy for you, so it should be a breeze for me.
[She's winded and exhausted, and couldn't beat Meiling even on a good day. And speaking of wind, Kogasa squeaks and shivers from head to bare toes as a cool breeze blows straight up her skirt.]
[She disappears for a second and then returns with the little umbrella's shoes, tossing them out of the window as she leans onto the frame with a smile, waving the youkai's panties around on one finger.]
You can keep the shoes, but flying is probably off limits by now.
[Kogasa looks down at the shoes, and then at Meiling's finger, her head moving in a small circle as she watches her twirling them around. She's still not completely okay with this, but knows better than to push her luck.]
O-okay... I guess I'll get going, then.
[She timidly slips her feet back into her geta and awkwardly adjusts her skirt, rubbing at her elbow and blushing in embarrassment.]
[Wow, she's getting off easy this time! Smiling in relief, Kogasa eagerly leans forward to bow her head to Meiling, clapping her hands together in front of her.]
I'm sorry for sneaking in, and I'll never do it again!
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
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Wh-wha...! Hey!
[And at that point, she starts pounding on Meiling's back with tiny little harmless fists as she kicks her feet out in front of her.]
You're not just gonna throw me out the window, are you? I don't even have my underwear back on yet! O-or my shoes! You have to let me get dressed, at least!
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Those belong to me now. Consider them payment for trespassing and losing our duel.
... Unless you want to play danmaku to get them back? It might be a bit breezy for you, so it should be a breeze for me.
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[She's winded and exhausted, and couldn't beat Meiling even on a good day. And speaking of wind, Kogasa squeaks and shivers from head to bare toes as a cool breeze blows straight up her skirt.]
Kyaaaaaaaah!
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[That's a
paraphrasedproverb from her home, and it might not really apply here but... somehow she doesn't think Kogasa will mind.]Consider the long walk home a harsh lesson about crossing the gatekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
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[Kogasa frowns, wiggling her toes in the dirt before uncomfortably covering one foot with the other.]
What if I step on something weird on the way back?
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You can keep the shoes, but flying is probably off limits by now.
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O-okay... I guess I'll get going, then.
[She timidly slips her feet back into her geta and awkwardly adjusts her skirt, rubbing at her elbow and blushing in embarrassment.]
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[This isn't how she'd normally treat an intruder; Kogasa is lucky to be able to walk!
That sounds wrong in this context, even Meiling knows that.]
I might even keep a hold of these until then, unless you want them back right now?
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[Oh my god, Kogasa, stop being so easy to bait.]
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[Wow, she's getting off easy this time! Smiling in relief, Kogasa eagerly leans forward to bow her head to Meiling, clapping her hands together in front of her.]
I'm sorry for sneaking in, and I'll never do it again!
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Here you go.
[And she tosses over Kogasa's snapped underwear. She won't be wearing them on the way home, that's for sure.]
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Th-thanks...