bakerstreet | (no subject)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

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REACTIONS:

➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...

➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!

➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

➓ WILDCARD! You know the rules!

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[Most people would wonder if that was a good thing or not, but Meiling doesn't.

She just wonders if that made Sakuya mad or not. She lives a tough life, that Meiling.]

... Sorry. I couldn't help it.

[Caught up in the moment... or something?]

I'm so tired, you know. I think I'll sleep here tonight.

[ No, Sakuya is definitely not mad, she's smiling and petting her love, stroking her hand through Meiling's long hair. ]

I'm sure, one day, we can get a hotel room and you can be as loud as you want.

[ One day, not tomorrow, okay? ]

..Fine. But I expect you up early tomorrow morning with me.

[ Not for sex, for work! Although sex would be okay too..

And it's as if Sakuya has forgotten about the collar.. ]

[Meiling hasn't forgotten, but she's drifting off to sleep as she slowly mumbles one word.]

... Collar.

You're not even under the covers...

[ Sakuya stands up, petting her girlfriend one more time as she goes to straighten up her room for bed. Putting the pillows back on the back that she had thrown and picking up the underwear and clothes. ]

...I'm still wearing it aren't I? Are you going to help me take it off or will I have to wear it until morning?

[ Secretly, she might actually be a little exciting to wear it all night with Meiling.. ]

[She isn't going to get much of an answer; Meiling might have woken up at the petting she was given, but she was already drifting back to sleep.

But not before she left a few words of wisdom...]

... eat the dog food and I'll take it off now.

[Which was a joke. Clearly.]

You said it was human food...

[ Sakuya, holding a pillow in her hand, wondering whether she could murder Meiling and get away with it. ...But where would she dump the body?

She sighs, she has no interest in cleaning up after a corpse. Instead she flips off the lights, and climbs into bed naked, curling up against Meiling, to try and sleep. ]