We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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REACTIONS:
➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[Because the book she needs is this way and you are in the way Meiling. Besides, Her domain. Plus she's making you squirm a bit so that's helpful too!
There is the sound of the wizard's book closing and a faint sigh]
Why are you trying something in the Library of all places...This is not a place for...trying out private pleasures of the body.
[She knew EXACTLY what you were doing which just adds to her mood. although ti's changed from the frustration to embarrassment and slight bit of anger and something else she can't even explain. And then the anger rises a bit at the 'Calm down'...]
Calm down? You are doing that in my library and you want-
[She was having one of her better days..but her getting upset like this just does not help. So another coughing fit get, one that drops her to her knees.]
[She was ready to defend herself wildly (read; beg for forgiveness and cry a little) when Patchouli suddenly fell over coughing. Meiling would be in even more trouble if she didn't help, right?
Right. She runs over quickly, patting Patchouli on the back while the gatekeeper frets away.]
A-Ah... are you okay Lady Patchouli? Don't push yourself!
[She continues to cough for a bit, dropping her tome and putting a hand to her chest, trying to focus more on breathing then the whole situation. Once it subsides though she slumps against Meiling trying to catch her breath. Her face is bright red still..but is it her blushing or from the coughing.]
...I'll be fine Meiling, It's not that bad...Just give me a moment...
[Not that bad she says...She dropped her book for it.]
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bakerstreet2013-06-25 08:28 pm
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There is the sound of the wizard's book closing and a faint sigh]
Why are you trying something in the Library of all places...This is not a place for...trying out private pleasures of the body.
[She knew EXACTLY what you were doing which just adds to her mood. although ti's changed from the frustration to embarrassment and slight bit of anger and something else she can't even explain. And then the anger rises a bit at the 'Calm down'...]
Calm down? You are doing that in my library and you want-
[She was having one of her better days..but her getting upset like this just does not help. So another coughing fit get, one that drops her to her knees.]
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Right. She runs over quickly, patting Patchouli on the back while the gatekeeper frets away.]
A-Ah... are you okay Lady Patchouli? Don't push yourself!
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...I'll be fine Meiling, It's not that bad...Just give me a moment...
[Not that bad she says...She dropped her book for it.]