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i'm a little bit sorry

[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
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it's okay

[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Correct.

It looks like I had a little more than I should have last night, but after a quick review these topics are fine for discussion.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you drink.

How many points do I get for that one?
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
From time to time I can enjoy myself a couple of glasses alongside a warm bath and a book.

You expect a grade for that correction? I suppose it's full marks.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's generous. Here I thought I was failing your class.

[ never mind that caelus is not a formal student, but apparently... life... is a class...? ]

Wine in the bath sounds comfy... I'll have to try it sometime.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's too early to say in regards to your standing. One mark doesn't account for pass or fail. You're staying afloat at least and that's more I can say for most of my students.

I'd recommend it, but have caution. We wouldn't want an accident on the Express. Now then, will you be choosing a topic?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to define "babygirl" by its most terminally online usage, Dr. Ratio.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Proceed. Cite the definition.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A babygirl is an older man whose warm, softhearted qualities make others perceive him as cute and endearing. There's generally a connotation of him being somewhat helpless, pathetic, or submissive, but these traits are not required for him to be a babygirl.

Example use case: Mr. Welt Yang of the Astral Express is a babygirl.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
While I applaud the real life application and transition, I find myself asking if this is a safe example to use...
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's okay. I'm pretty sure Welt knows he's a babygirl.

But I was about to find you a secondary example anyway. Here, look:


[ caelus has attached. a screenshot. from dr. ratio's fan club channel. this is a channel that he's in, for whatever reason. we are better off not asking questions.

someone's taken a discreet photo of ratio in his plaster bust and captioned it thusly: "look at him... so babygirl." it has 456 upvotes and 2 downvotes. caelus has upvoted it. ]
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ at times he thinks the trailblazer has potential and that's why he wants him to get 20 doctorates but at times he's like wow well very bold chaos

Asking what this is would be a waste of their time because he can see it. Still.
]

Why did you join this forum?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ does caelus have the potential to get 20 doctorates? possibly. does he have the discipline? almost definitely. does he have the... well, does he have basic common sense...? that's... an entirely different problem. ]

You don't think it's because I'm a really big Dr. Ratio fan?
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-09 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ one of ratio's flaws is thinking things can be fixed he will keep dreaming that caelus can be domesticated ]

That's right. I highly doubt that you're a genuine admirer of mine and instead you're a chaser for entertainment.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
They all really like you. It's cute and wholesome.

[ the comments on some threads are NOT wholesome.......... ]
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ the unprompted reading horny tweets about yourself content sprung onto him ]

Some of these are degenerate, but those are personal demons they need to handle themselves. Is my headgear not effective? Perhaps I need a new design...
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't agree with that line of thinking, Doctor. You have no obligation to cover yourself up. They have an obligation to control their degenerate thoughts.

...But as a matter of intellectual curiosity, can you explain the cutouts on your bodysuit to me?
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
They may fantasize, but it'll be detrimental to their studies if done in excess. At the very least I can lessen what distractions that are within my control... It's a modest task I can offer to the universe.

Ventilation.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ the chaotic and empathetic sides of caelus are at war with each other. on the one hand, he really wants to assure ratio that people will be people regardless of how he's dressed, and so he really shouldn't worry about it. on the other hand, he is seized by the horrible impulse to create a new account on the forum with the username "dr. ratio's sweaty pits" and start posting thirsty pictures of the man to sate the adoring masses.

okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.

dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]


They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.

I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ He should voice his unhinged thoughts and see what happens. Ratio is unaware, of course, and living his life only knowing others (not Caelus) are possibly thinking about his face, skin peeks, sweaty pits, etc.

On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that?
]

I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.

Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ he wants to argue that changing his clothing is part of changing his behavior, but then ratio asks about his opinion and... ]

Me?

I thought you were kind of annoying at first, but... now that I know you a lot better, I think you're really cute.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-11 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he would still be the same level of annoying!! ]

Before I thank you for what's supposed to be a compliment, let me ask if this is a call for aid?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-11 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in full possession of my faculties, Dr. Ratio.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-12 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good to hear you're safe, then.

Back on topic, you won't budge on your assessment. You think I am cute enough for this... Label.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You care about everyone's education, you get really stressed about it, and you take baths with a rubber ducky. Yeah, it's very babygirl.

I don't think babygirls have to be attractive... but it helps that you're hot?

10/10 would smash




[ the pom-pom sticker only makes this worse... ]