Oh, it's okay. I'm pretty sure Welt knows he's a babygirl.
But I was about to find you a secondary example anyway. Here, look:
[ caelus has attached. a screenshot. from dr. ratio's fan club channel. this is a channel that he's in, for whatever reason. we are better off not asking questions.
someone's taken a discreet photo of ratio in his plaster bust and captioned it thusly: "look at him... so babygirl." it has 456 upvotes and 2 downvotes. caelus has upvoted it. ]
[ does caelus have the potential to get 20 doctorates? possibly. does he have the discipline? almost definitely. does he have the... well, does he have basic common sense...? that's... an entirely different problem. ]
You don't think it's because I'm a really big Dr. Ratio fan?
[ the unprompted reading horny tweets about yourself content sprung onto him ]
Some of these are degenerate, but those are personal demons they need to handle themselves. Is my headgear not effective? Perhaps I need a new design...
I don't agree with that line of thinking, Doctor. You have no obligation to cover yourself up. They have an obligation to control their degenerate thoughts.
...But as a matter of intellectual curiosity, can you explain the cutouts on your bodysuit to me?
They may fantasize, but it'll be detrimental to their studies if done in excess. At the very least I can lessen what distractions that are within my control... It's a modest task I can offer to the universe.
[ the chaotic and empathetic sides of caelus are at war with each other. on the one hand, he really wants to assure ratio that people will be people regardless of how he's dressed, and so he really shouldn't worry about it. on the other hand, he is seized by the horrible impulse to create a new account on the forum with the username "dr. ratio's sweaty pits" and start posting thirsty pictures of the man to sate the adoring masses.
okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.
dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]
They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.
I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
[ He should voice his unhinged thoughts and see what happens. Ratio is unaware, of course, and living his life only knowing others (not Caelus) are possibly thinking about his face, skin peeks, sweaty pits, etc.
On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that? ]
I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.
Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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But I was about to find you a secondary example anyway. Here, look:
[ caelus has attached. a screenshot. from dr. ratio's fan club channel. this is a channel that he's in, for whatever reason. we are better off not asking questions.
someone's taken a discreet photo of ratio in his plaster bust and captioned it thusly: "look at him... so babygirl." it has 456 upvotes and 2 downvotes. caelus has upvoted it. ]
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Asking what this is would be a waste of their time because he can see it. Still. ]
Why did you join this forum?
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You don't think it's because I'm a really big Dr. Ratio fan?
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That's right. I highly doubt that you're a genuine admirer of mine and instead you're a chaser for entertainment.
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[ the comments on some threads are NOT wholesome.......... ]
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Some of these are degenerate, but those are personal demons they need to handle themselves. Is my headgear not effective? Perhaps I need a new design...
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...But as a matter of intellectual curiosity, can you explain the cutouts on your bodysuit to me?
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Ventilation.
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okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.
dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]
They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.
I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
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On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that? ]
I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.
Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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Me?
I thought you were kind of annoying at first, but... now that I know you a lot better, I think you're really cute.
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Before I thank you for what's supposed to be a compliment, let me ask if this is a call for aid?
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Back on topic, you won't budge on your assessment. You think I am cute enough for this... Label.
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I don't think babygirls have to be attractive... but it helps that you're hot?
10/10 would smash
[ the pom-pom sticker only makes this worse... ]