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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ the unprompted reading horny tweets about yourself content sprung onto him ]

Some of these are degenerate, but those are personal demons they need to handle themselves. Is my headgear not effective? Perhaps I need a new design...
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't agree with that line of thinking, Doctor. You have no obligation to cover yourself up. They have an obligation to control their degenerate thoughts.

...But as a matter of intellectual curiosity, can you explain the cutouts on your bodysuit to me?
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
They may fantasize, but it'll be detrimental to their studies if done in excess. At the very least I can lessen what distractions that are within my control... It's a modest task I can offer to the universe.

Ventilation.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ the chaotic and empathetic sides of caelus are at war with each other. on the one hand, he really wants to assure ratio that people will be people regardless of how he's dressed, and so he really shouldn't worry about it. on the other hand, he is seized by the horrible impulse to create a new account on the forum with the username "dr. ratio's sweaty pits" and start posting thirsty pictures of the man to sate the adoring masses.

okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.

dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]


They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.

I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ He should voice his unhinged thoughts and see what happens. Ratio is unaware, of course, and living his life only knowing others (not Caelus) are possibly thinking about his face, skin peeks, sweaty pits, etc.

On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that?
]

I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.

Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-10 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ he wants to argue that changing his clothing is part of changing his behavior, but then ratio asks about his opinion and... ]

Me?

I thought you were kind of annoying at first, but... now that I know you a lot better, I think you're really cute.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-11 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he would still be the same level of annoying!! ]

Before I thank you for what's supposed to be a compliment, let me ask if this is a call for aid?
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-11 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in full possession of my faculties, Dr. Ratio.
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[personal profile] rubrics 2024-02-12 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good to hear you're safe, then.

Back on topic, you won't budge on your assessment. You think I am cute enough for this... Label.
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[personal profile] receptacles 2024-02-12 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You care about everyone's education, you get really stressed about it, and you take baths with a rubber ducky. Yeah, it's very babygirl.

I don't think babygirls have to be attractive... but it helps that you're hot?

10/10 would smash




[ the pom-pom sticker only makes this worse... ]