[ the chaotic and empathetic sides of caelus are at war with each other. on the one hand, he really wants to assure ratio that people will be people regardless of how he's dressed, and so he really shouldn't worry about it. on the other hand, he is seized by the horrible impulse to create a new account on the forum with the username "dr. ratio's sweaty pits" and start posting thirsty pictures of the man to sate the adoring masses.
okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.
dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]
They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.
I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
[ He should voice his unhinged thoughts and see what happens. Ratio is unaware, of course, and living his life only knowing others (not Caelus) are possibly thinking about his face, skin peeks, sweaty pits, etc.
On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that? ]
I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.
Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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okay, fine, immediate empathy wins out.
dr. ratio's sweaty pits will have to strike another day. ]
They would fantasize about you no matter how you're dressed. It's just that you're a likable person. Please don't go out of your way to change your behavior.
I think the fact that you're worried about it is what makes you a babygirl.
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On that note, he is suspicious of Caelus for being an online troll forever now. Especially when he says that he's a likable person? Who would believe that? ]
I'm not looking to change my behavior, just the style of my headgear and possibly my clothing. I will still be myself.
Is this your actual opinion or are you echoing the masses?
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Me?
I thought you were kind of annoying at first, but... now that I know you a lot better, I think you're really cute.
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Before I thank you for what's supposed to be a compliment, let me ask if this is a call for aid?
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Back on topic, you won't budge on your assessment. You think I am cute enough for this... Label.
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I don't think babygirls have to be attractive... but it helps that you're hot?
10/10 would smash
[ the pom-pom sticker only makes this worse... ]