tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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*bats eyelashes at you* thank yoooou <3

[extrasensory_problems]

Fair.
Urm.

You know that big garbage bin out back by the school?

[f_bomb]

so who does that actually apply to? steve?

[bigsmile]

it gets everywhere, but if i take a shower now i'd just be clean and then getting back into bed with sand already in it.

hmmm. let me think.

soup. oden. some pie from a vendor. three sandwiches, two hamburgers....so not much and nothing weird. not this time.

[acaseofyou]

[ There are, honestly, so many ways to tell her how to do things. Weed economics is simply one of them. ]

I mean, it feels like it's missing the point of getting high to be efficient about it. Besides, I'm still a communist. I share my weed from each according to their stash to each according to their needs.

It's what Marx would want.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Uh yeah. That's the one.

But also, I definitely want to go to one. With you, specifically. We can get one of those sex swings. I've never tried one before. Have you?

[ Yes, they should just forget about this, for now. He'll revisit it when they're in person, and not having sex. Maybe over a candlelight dinner, or a trip to the sauna. Or a nice little grilled dinner on the roof. ]

3

[holdshisown]

And yet I'm generous enough to give it to you anyways.

[thekingofthepirates]

So you don't care if you won at table hungry hungry hippos or not?

[hairsplit]

Less dangerous. I understand.

[acaseofyou]

There was a breeze! It was bobbing! I thought it was just shy because of headlights!

[bigsmile]

with everything in it the caterpillar ate? you don't have to ask me twice!

( even if there wasn't a first ask.... )

[cartographie]

Okay you win. Imagining Zoro as a butterfly is too good to not try for.

Pretty sure there was salami and cake involved too.

[dead_tongue]

sounds lonely.

how do you figure?

5

[kafkaiju]

Be fair. You might.

[strippedbare]

welcome to my brain every time we're together.
"that's so hot but so fucking cute".
the duality of man.

you and jasper do anything new recently?

[senaka]

It would be dishonourable to say my grip of the sword was the problem.

[catleaping]

I wouldn't go so far as to say dogs suck, personally.

Ah, yeah, he's.. well its a bit complicated, but he's my friend. Family, really. Here ..

[ Sending a picture of Happy ]

[theflashyfool]

I guess you also have a lot of determination too...

You tolerate Billy, I let you get away with a lot

[california_dreaming]

Not liking this so far.

[senaka]

You broke the pact.

3.

[catoru]

okay so like, i'm dating this russian girl right? she's super hot, so that's not a problem. but she has this tragic backstory that she won't tell me about and i think she might want me dead. wyd?

[antiformal]

Now there's a loaded question.

You can care or not care, but I wouldn't have minded if you were into it.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Yeah, but why is it such a secret? We're friends, and I told you in like, the first ten minutes, while also telling you how much I appreciate the size and scope of your biceps.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Why bother being a person when you can be an adorable sleepy mess all cuddled up against me?

2

[telekinesis_kills]

Some people just fake it better

[work_wife]

Oh so achy. But I'm benefiting from Steve lessons. Like, apparently drinking a good bit of water first helps.